TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

Imagine having to have sauce on your food like a baby.

Ooooo my frozen food doesn't taste very nice mummy. Oh here you go here's some brown paste to make it taste like mum gave enough of a strawberry float to make you something decent.

Ad7 wrote:Imagine having to have sauce on your food like a baby.

Ooooo my frozen food doesn't taste very nice mummy. Oh here you go here's some brown paste to make it taste like mum gave enough of a strawberry float to make you something decent.

hot sauce > every other sauce

Are you trying to say there's something wrong with Brown Sauce on my Findus crispy pancakes?

Qikz wrote:Brown Sauce > Mayonnaise

I can't think of a single situation in which you'd have to choose one or the other. They specifically go with different types of food.

Sausages -> Brown Sauce
Bacon -> Brown Sauce
Mashed Potatoes -> Brown Sauce
Chips -> Mayo
Omelette -> Mayo
Chicken or turkey sandwiches -> Mayo

smurphy wrote:
Qikz wrote:Brown Sauce > Mayonnaise

I can't think of a single situation in which you'd have to choose one or the other. They specifically go with different types of food.

Chips -> Brown Sauce

You seem to have accidentally put Mayo instead of Brown Sauce for Chips so I've corrected that for you

Lagamorph wrote:Are you trying to say there's something wrong with Brown Sauce on my Findus crispy pancakes?

Jesus I used to love these when I were a lad :wub:

Stop saying mayo, it's called mayonnaise

Brown sauce is gooseberry fool too, in the rare event that something calls for a sauce, such as a bacon sandwich, why on earth would you have anything over tomato ketchup? Let alone Brown sauce :dread:

Ad7 wrote:Stop saying mayo, it's called mayonnaise

Brown sauce is gooseberry fool too, in the rare event that something calls for a sauce, such as a bacon sandwich, why on earth would you have anything over tomato ketchup? Let alone Brown sauce

Ketchup on Bacon? What the strawberry float is wrong with you?!

I remember when a friend came to stay, and I made a strawberry floating great bacon sandwich, cooked the bacon to utter perfection.

He drowned it in brown sauce (which we stock a small bottle of in case povvos drop by).

He didn't get invited back.

I've never had a Findus crispy pancake, am I missing out?

KK wrote:I've never had a Findus crispy pancake, am I missing out?

Yep, it is an experience.

KK wrote:I've never had a Findus crispy pancake, am I missing out?

No. They're what single mothers of 10 feed their eczema ridden spawn between bowls of frozen chips.

Ad7 wrote:Stop saying mayo, it's called mayonnaise

Brown sauce is gooseberry fool too, in the rare event that something calls for a sauce, such as a bacon sandwich, why on earth would you have anything over tomato ketchup? Let alone Brown sauce

Tomato ketchup? Do you mean red sauce?

I'm going to have to buy a pack of them in my next weekly shop to see if my mum was secretly trying to kill me when I was a child. I bet they're still delicious though.

Just searched Findus crispy pancake at Sainsbury's and it has a customer rating of 1. https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/shop/gb/gr ... on-x4-230g

the filling is a light brown goo...dry tasteless and totally disgusting...you might as well eat the box they come in. I threw them all away.

RAVE REVIEWS.

FAKE EDIT: I mean Christ, even ASDA customers hate them:

These were ordered for reminiscence purposes, to take one back to child hood, how wrong one was, there VILE! Thinner, crunchy cardboard tasting shells with a gelatinous inner, of bland substance.. never again

I preferred the 'cheese' ones. I mean it's like saying you prefer aids over cancer but I found them to be better than the beef ones.

I bought some a couple of years ago and can confirm that they are vile.

Don’t spoil your memories Preezy.

Bunch of snobs up in here :roll:

Everyone buy Errkal crispy pancakes for secret Santa. Bonus points if you can track down some horse meat ones.

Do they still do McCain's Smilies? Seems like the type of thing you'd pair up with a crispy pancake.

Smilies and crispy pancakes the dinner of champions 8-)

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