TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Lagamorph]

Absolutely.

I genuinely don't know if that's a response to the question about getting a Switch or a Buttplug.

[Moggy]

Absolutely.

The headphones, buttplug or the Switch?

I'd wonder if you'd get all three, but a diamond encrusted headphone and buttplug combo probably wouldn't leave enough for a Switch.

[Moggy]

Absolutely.

I genuinely don't know if that's a response to the question about getting a Switch or a Buttplug.

[Errkal]

Absolutely.

I genuinely don't know if that's a response to the question about getting a Switch or a Buttplug.

Buttplug with a switch logo on the end I imagine.

[Dual]

The switch is the butt plug.

Denny's anus is the dock.

[Moggy]

The switch is the butt plug.

Denny's anus is the dock.

And now it all makes sense!

[False]

Gf just ordered me a surprise christmas present. On my shopping account.

It just emailed me straight away what she got me and when its coming. I feel bad for her.

[Denster]

I stopped using the butt plug and my earphones are phenomenal. My cocoa valve went from being a quivering rabbit's nostril to a yawning hippo's mouth so I thought i'd best curtail it.

[Errkal]

Gf just ordered me a surprise christmas present. On my shopping account.

It just emailed me straight away what she got me and when its coming. I feel bad for her.

Did you expect it no, did you know the email was coming no, that's the surprise right there.

[Denster]

It's just a shame it didn't arrive a few weeks back - would have been one hell of a SS gift.

[Moggy]

Gf just ordered me a surprise christmas present. On my shopping account.

It just emailed me straight away what she got me and when its coming. I feel bad for her.

This is where it turns out that she bought it for somebody else and Falsey has no Christmas gift…

[False]

We agreed that we werent going to do gifts for eachother at christmas and just focus on getting other people out of the way, then we will treat eachother in Jan or something. That was fine. She sent me a text earlier to say she saw something perfect and couldnt resist, so I said ok. Then I got an email which had it in the notification text and surprise was ruined.

[Moggy]

I remember as a kid just before Christmas finding a brand new boxed up Gameboy hidden away at my Granddads house. I was so excited, there were no other kids in my family at the time (other than my brother but I would have stolen it from him). I was getting a Gameboy!!

I never got the Gameboy and to this day have no idea why he had one stashed away. Maybe he was a secret Tetris fan.

[False]

One christmas my mother hid most of my presents in the same place (away from the rest of the presents) and forgot where she hid them. I had christmas in February.

[Dual]

We agreed that we werent going to do gifts for eachother at christmas and just focus on getting other people out of the way, then we will treat eachother in Jan or something. That was fine. She sent me a text earlier to say she saw something perfect and couldnt resist, so I said ok. Then I got an email which had it in the notification text and surprise was ruined.

Are you going to tell her?

[Moggy]

One christmas my mother hid most of my presents in the same place (away from the rest of the presents) and forgot where she hid them. I had christmas in February.

My dad caught me and my brother once when we got up into the attic to look at what presents they had bought for us. He went mental, sent us to our rooms and told us that Christmas was now cancelled, he was throwing them all away and that we wouldn’t get anything.

My bedroom was at the back of the house though so I could see him stashing them all in the shed.

[Denster]

Ive promised my friend ill give some money to her to put in an ISA for me. So I don't squander it all.

[False]

We agreed that we werent going to do gifts for eachother at christmas and just focus on getting other people out of the way, then we will treat eachother in Jan or something. That was fine. She sent me a text earlier to say she saw something perfect and couldnt resist, so I said ok. Then I got an email which had it in the notification text and surprise was ruined.

Are you going to tell her?

Yeah, already did. I havent actually looked at the item listing, only what I saw in the notification so the details are still a surprise but I know what it is.

[Victor Mildew]

Ive promised my friend ill give some money to her to put in an ISA for me. So I don't squander it all.

You sound like the opposite of me. I've still got every penny from mum and dad's estate, didn't buy a thing.

Dat richest man in the graveyard feel

[Denster]

I'm shocking. I'd just blow the lot on shite.
I am hoping to take my daughter to Tokyo in the summer, though.