TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

I had a look around an electronic shop in cyprus today and they were selling Pro Evo 2015 on xbox 360 for 50 euro....false economy that is.

My ex wife had a corneal graft. Never had any issues with it and it was 20 years ago.
I'll be getting a donor Achilles tendon in two weeks hopefully. Stitched onto my left bicep.

Lagamorph wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Squinty wrote:This thread is making me wank big sausages.

FTFY

Doesn't he live in Northern Ireland? The DUP do not allow the wanking of sausages.

I'm sure they'd be fine with it if you bribed them enough.

Just got give them some wood.

For their renewable heating scheme.

You dirty bastards :wub:

Foe the second time in a week someone has fainted/had a seizure on my train and someone else has tried to pull the emergency brake. I managed to stop them this time by screaming like a madman.

Memento Mori wrote:Foe the second time in a week someone has fainted/had a seizure on my train and someone else has tried to pull the emergency brake. I managed to stop them this time by screaming like a madman.

Jesus, what are you doing to these poor people?

It was the same train and carriage as last time so it may have been the same guy. He should probably see a doctor.

Really don't get the logic in stopping the train. It would be better alert the guard to sort at the next stop

Something something get a car something something

Errkal wrote:Really don't get the logic in stopping the train. It would be better alert the guard to sort at the next stop

On both occasions the guard has been in the front half of the train you can't access from the back.

Memento Mori wrote:
Errkal wrote:Really don't get the logic in stopping the train. It would be better alert the guard to sort at the next stop

On both occasions the guard has been in the front half of the train you can't access from the back.

Ahh ok that makes more sense then.
We must have more modern trains our way as you can move freely between carriages, also there isn't a brake as such but a comms thing that you talk to the driver and they decide wether to stop or not.

My daughter got her results yesterday. BCC. She's a little disappointed but had an unconditional offer anyway so she's got her first choice course and Uni. She starts next month. We are currently negotiating funding.

My CSA payments stop next month so i'm just giving her the same money every month for the 3 years of her course. She's dead excited. I'm pleased for her but going to miss her terribly.

Good luck to her, Denster. What's she studying? Unconditionals are unusual; is it an undersubscribed subject?

I've always wondered what the attraction is to sitting in a hipster coffee bar and spending way too much money.

So I decided to try it out this morning. I'm currently sat in somewhere with a sign that says 'Second Cup ... Second Home', a massive coffee and a toasted brunch wrap.

And it's delightful :shifty:

I think I could get into this hipster lifestyle. Genuinely having a great time even though I'm sat here on my own having just spent the best part of a tenner on a meal that has left me hungry :lol:

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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I've always wondered what the attraction is to sitting in a hipster coffee bar and spending way too much money.

So I decided to try it out this morning. I'm currently sat in somewhere with a sign that says 'Second Cup ... Second Home', a massive coffee and a toasted brunch wrap.

And it's delightful I think I could get into this hipster lifestyle. Genuinely having a great time even though I'm sat here on my own having just spent the best part of a tenner on a meal that has left me hungry .

There's a painful hipster place near me - you can't even hear the Nora Jones CD over the sound of all the eye rolling. Lots of people on laptops "working" importantly...how many can you see?

I do like coffee shops though. It's normally over priced, but it's nice. You can perfectly chill with a book, a complex coffee you couldn't easily make at home and some grub. Lovely.

Hexx wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I've always wondered what the attraction is to sitting in a hipster coffee bar and spending way too much money.

So I decided to try it out this morning. I'm currently sat in somewhere with a sign that says 'Second Cup ... Second Home', a massive coffee and a toasted brunch wrap.

And it's delightful I think I could get into this hipster lifestyle. Genuinely having a great time even though I'm sat here on my own having just spent the best part of a tenner on a meal that has left me hungry .

There's a painful hipster place near me - you can't even hear the Nora Jones CD over the sound of all the eye rolling. Lots of people on laptops "working" importantly...how many can you see?

I do like coffee shops though. It's normally over priced, but it's nice. You can perfectly chill with a book, a complex coffee you couldn't easily make at home and some grub. Lovely.

There's one woman on her laptop, two older blokes on their own sort of staring into space and a handful of couples. There's a working fireplace (in August with the sun blazing outside :lol:

), a stacked bookshelf, literally ten clocks on the same wall and a blues/jazz playlist in the air.

Tempted to get a second cup :datass:

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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:.

Tempted to get a second cup .

Second home :wub:

How is it that insurance companies can quote so massively differently?
Just done my parents home insurance for them and Churchill wanted £314 to renew, yet Tesco Bank were offering a significantly higher level of cover for £171, and Churchill wouldn't reduce their price to less than £277 when called.

Was the same when I did the insurance for my dads cars a month ago, went on comparison sites and got way cheaper quotes than his renewal with Admiral Multicar, but they did at least drop their prices when they were challenged.

There has been serious fighting incidents involving knives at three locations within a three minute walk from my flat over the course of the past week. It does make you think twice about going out.

Buy a shield. And some chainmail.

Become a knight.

jawafour wrote:There has been serious fighting incidents involving knives at three locations within a three minute walk from my flat over the course of the past week. It does make you think twice about going out.

If a knife-wielding man approaches you just throw the bag of glitter in his eyes and run away.

The glitter will mark him as a target for your wasp army and he'll then be stung to death.

TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

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