TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

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by Preezy » Fri May 19, 2017 9:29 am

Hyperion wrote:Staydead is the Jai Courtney of chat threads

:lol: :lol:

edit: gooseberry fool now I've given this abortion of a thread a 3rd page :fp:

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by 20% » Fri May 19, 2017 10:22 am

Bunni wrote:Girl on the bus is reading a book about "How to not suck at anal".

Interesting choice for the morning commute I suppose.


:shock:

Give her my number yeah?

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by Alvin Flummux » Fri May 19, 2017 12:38 pm

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by Schiess dem Denster » Fri May 19, 2017 1:43 pm

You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."

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by Christmas CrackErrkal » Fri May 19, 2017 1:48 pm

Might give that line a go later and see if it works.

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by Poser » Fri May 19, 2017 1:49 pm

Denster wrote:You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."


"Just relax, m'dear. Tonight, we're taking a drive along the Hershey Highway, stopping at Bourneville Boulevard. We may also call in at Cadbury Alley."

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by Gently-Hung Holly Wreath » Fri May 19, 2017 1:56 pm

Grit your teeth baby, Im going in hard and dry. Time to turn that winking brown eye into a yawning chasm at the altar of fudge.

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by 20% » Fri May 19, 2017 2:11 pm

I'm not allowed near the brown bullet wound since I drunkenly bummed the missus by mistake about 7 years back.

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by Preezy » Fri May 19, 2017 2:12 pm

Denster wrote:You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."

Is there anyone quite as illustrative with their words as Denster? I doubt it :wub:

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by Christmas CrackErrkal » Fri May 19, 2017 2:12 pm

haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.

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by 20% » Fri May 19, 2017 2:21 pm

Errkal wrote:haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.


First dibs on wife swap experience.

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by Christmas CrackErrkal » Fri May 19, 2017 2:21 pm

:lol:

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri May 19, 2017 2:29 pm

LewisD wrote:
Errkal wrote:haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.


First dibs on wife swap experience.


Forum meet meat?

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by Gently-Hung Holly Wreath » Fri May 19, 2017 2:30 pm

lol I can get it whenever I want

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by Preezy » Fri May 19, 2017 2:33 pm

Must be like a wizard's sleeve.

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by Lastpostamorph » Fri May 19, 2017 2:36 pm

LewisD wrote:I'm not allowed near the brown bullet wound since I drunkenly bummed the missus by mistake about 7 years back.

"Mistake"

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by 20% » Fri May 19, 2017 2:44 pm

Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want


Gay bar just down the road is there?

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by Advent7 » Fri May 19, 2017 2:46 pm

LewisD wrote:
Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want


Gay bar just down the road is there?

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:lol:

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri May 19, 2017 2:48 pm

Ad7 wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want


Gay bar just down the road is there?

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:lol:


:lol:

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by Buffalo » Fri May 19, 2017 2:49 pm

Wheeeyyyyyy!

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