TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Denster]

Didn't seem as chatty this time.

[Hypes]

Just picked up some GRcade sausages from the butcher

[KK]

Is that 75% as in a 75% larger sausage, 75% of the sausage is larger, or the alcohol content of the larger is 75%, in which case R.I.P in peace.

[LewisD]

Just picked up some GRcade sausages from the butcher

Hunted: GRcade


Positive ID on suspect Hyperion


Location confirmed, deploying unit PSR-GRC


Confirmed, I am en route




No sign of him chief, looks like he's give us the slip


gooseberry fool. Have you checked over there by the beefburgers..?

[KK]

I dunno about you, but those photos are making me fancy a pint, a hot dog, and a packet of crisps. I can just imagine walking about on a hot day and then, slowing coming into view, the beach. And then another pub, with fish and chips.

And then some shitty shop serving Rock. Does ANYONE actually LIKE Rock? No. Because it's the worst sweet ever.

[Hexx]

I don't understand why I'm there :S

Heard back from the consultant. I'm officially on the list for grafting someone else's eye on to mine.

So if you could all sign up as organ donors and then you know, take some risks/chances that'd be swell.

[Lagamorph]

I don't understand why I'm there :S

Heard back from the consultant. I'm officially on the list for grafting someone else's eye on to mine.

So if you could all sign up as organ dinners and then you know, take some risks/chances that'd be swell.

This sounds like the start of a horror film about someone being possessed by the eye donated from a psychopathic serial killer who was finally taken down and died with a thirst for vengeance.

[Victor Mildew]

I don't understand why I'm there :S

Heard back from the consultant. I'm officially on the list for grafting someone else's eye on to mine.

So if you could all sign up as organ dinners and then you know, take some risks/chances that'd be swell.

This sounds like the start of a horror film about someone being possessed by the eye donated from a psychopathic serial killer who was finally taken down and died with a thirst for vengeance.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Parts_(film)

[Hypes]

Guys if I'd known you were coming I'd have hung around. Hope you picked up some quality larger sausages

[The Watching Artist]

I don't understand why I'm there :S

You like larger sausages.

[Moggy]

I don't understand why I'm there :S

You like larger sausages.

I thought he didn't mind the size as long as it was ginger?

[Hexx]

I think I've revealed too much

[The Watching Artist]

I don't understand why I'm there :S

You like larger sausages.

I thought he didn't mind the size as long as it was ginger?

The larger the sausage the easier it is to see.

[Squinty]

This thread is making me want big sausages.

[Errkal]

This thread is making me want big sausages.

Gay.

[Hexx]

This thread is making me wank big sausages.

FTFY

[Moggy]

This thread is making me wank big sausages.

FTFY

Doesn't he live in Northern Ireland? The DUP do not allow the wanking of sausages.

[Lagamorph]

This thread is making me wank big sausages.

FTFY

Doesn't he live in Northern Ireland? The DUP do not allow the wanking of sausages.

I'm sure they'd be fine with it if you bribed them enough.

[Buffalo]

Hope you find a donor soon, Hexx. My dad has that done on both eyes. Bar the look of it post-surgery (eww) and a shit-ton of drops, you'll be ok.

[Victor Mildew]

Just make sure you pull on the correct rope so you don't end up eating a mouldy sandwich and drinking rancid milk.