TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

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by Ad7 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:30 pm

Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:You what sample! Are they trying to clone their stuff or side line in fertility treatment!


It's only a urine sample, although it would be funny if I gave a sperm sample :datass:

After all the stuff and checks I've had to do, it honestly wouldn't surprise me to find out I've been recruited as a spy.

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by Bunni » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:41 pm

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Advent7 wrote:Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.

Fml.

Drug tests at work :? strawberry float that.

I'd still take meds, false positives can be explained away easily enough if you've got a prescription. Can't think of an OTC med that would flag anything up.


Co-codamol shows up as opiates.

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by Ad7 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:48 pm

Thanks thats good to know. I had to take some ibuprofen in the end, my strawberry floating eyes are hurting

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by Rocsteady » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:51 pm

Bunni wrote:
Rocksleddy wrote:
Advent7 wrote:Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.

Fml.

Drug tests at work :? strawberry float that.

I'd still take meds, false positives can be explained away easily enough if you've got a prescription. Can't think of an OTC med that would flag anything up.


Co-codamol shows up as opiates.

Co-codamol's not OTC though is it, I'm sure you need a prescription for them.

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by Bunni » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:04 pm

Not for 8/500 dose. The stronger ones you'll need a script for.

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by darksideby182 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:38 pm

Have drugs and alcohol tests pretty often as in work in construction (Heathrow, crossrail etc) as long as you take the what you have been taking along, it shouldn't be an issue. All they will do is send the sample off for further inspection.

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by Moggy » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:56 pm

Advent7 wrote:
Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:You what sample! Are they trying to clone their stuff or side line in fertility treatment!


It's only a urine sample, although it would be funny if I gave a sperm sample :datass:


Instead of piss, give them a sperm sample instead.

If they query it, just say “that’s what a real mans piss looks like”.

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by Karl » Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:15 pm

"We asked you for a urine sample." "Yes?" "This is 50% semen, 50% blood." "...Is that not normal?"

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by Tafdolphin » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:36 pm

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by Corazon de Leon » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:43 pm

Tell Karl his brother is dead wrote:"We asked you for a urine sample." "Yes?" "This is 50% semen, 50% blood." "...Is that not normal?"


Jesus Christ :lol:

Beginning the process of flathunting tomorrow. I hate making all the phone calls and setting up the viewings etc. Having said that, it'll be worth it to get out of Paisley. :slol:

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by Ad7 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:45 am

Some amazing emails this morning. Got one asking for me to turn a word document into a professional looking legal document (absolutely fine and a normal request) and then just casually tossed in the last sentence is "one other query that they have asked me to mention to you is creating a website for us".

Yeah I'll get on that right now, just pushing a few buttons and opening Photoshop right? :lol:

Besides I've got today's post at the royal mail to sort out first.

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by Hyperion » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:10 am

Send them a sperm sample

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by Ad7 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:11 am

Way ahead of you :datass:

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by Ad7 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:39 am

A load of blokes in here have started wearing scarves as fashion items in the office :fp:

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by Preezy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:43 am

Advent7 wrote:A load of blokes in here have started wearing scarves as fashion items in the office :fp:

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by Rocsteady » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:26 pm

Quiet on here today innit.

Had forgotten there was a fourth series of Bojack out, that's the evening's entertainment sorted.

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by Preezy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:37 pm

Almost too quiet...

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by Kezzer » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:27 pm

It's like work 'propper' has started.

Give it a few days and we will be back on track

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by Ad7 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:00 pm

Advent7 wrote:Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.

Fml.


And now i've coughed so hard that it feels like my right set of ribs has cracked and is not so gently knifing my lungs every time I breath.

strawberry floating stayfever :x

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by Preezy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:32 pm

Watched a bit of Fellowship of the Ring last night on itv2 (as you do) and whilst bits of it have aged terribly, 2 bits definitely haven’t - the Balrog’s roar/growl when it first lands in front of Gandalf, and the super sad music that plays after he falls into the darkness after the cheeky Balrog uses Wonder Woman’s lasso on him.

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