TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[That]

Have you fixed your bean grinder?

For a sec this post made me think I was in the vasectomy thread.

[Denster]

This is the machine I got for free.

http://www.delonghi.com/en-gb/products/ ... 0132103111

[Knoyleo]

That strawberry floating Christmas thread.

[Errkal]

That strawberry floating Christmas thread.

Humbug!

[Denster]

That strawberry floating Christmas thread.

I did it as a joke but now....

I'm both ashamed and joyful!

[Lagamorph]

I didn't realise the new £10 note was already out. I remember a massive fuss in the media over the new fiver but haven't seen/heard a thing about the tenner, it's just turned up.

[Moggy]

I've got a grinder so it's all good.

You’re on Grindr?

[Denster]

I've got a grinder so it's all good.

You’re on Grindr?

I don't actually know it. Presume it's similar to Tinder?

[KK]

Guy so busy looking down at his phone he walked into a lamp post.

[Corazon de Leon]

I've got a grinder so it's all good.

You’re on Grindr?

I don't actually know it. Presume it's similar to Tinder?

It's Tinder for the gays, yeah.

[darksideby182]

Guy so busy looking down at his phone he walked into a lamp post.

How's the head?

[Victor Mildew]

:lol:


This is the machine I got for free.

http://www.delonghi.com/en-gb/products/ ... 0132103111

The one I've got is some daft £2k jobbie, I forget what it's called but I'll look next time I'm in the loft. It was originally my uncle's and he was a millionaire so had loads of stuff like that.

[andretmzt]

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie. But if I turn up as John McClane at this party, I've got a funny feeling no one will get the joke.

If they do I'll be a genius. If they don't I broom them. Win win.

[Denster]

I need to see this AD7

[Preezy]

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie. But if I turn up as John McClane at this party, I've got a funny feeling no one will get the joke.

Yeah but who wants to go to a party with no shoes on?

[Hexx]

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie.

That's a funny way of spelling Muppet's Christmas Carol.

[Preezy]

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie.

That's the correct way of spelling Die Hard.

Totally agree.

[Hexx]

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie.

That's the correct way of spelling Die Hard.

Totally agree.

Don't be silly. Die Hard isn't a Christmas Movie, just a movie set at Christmas.

[Preezy]

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie.

That's the correct way of spelling Die Hard.

Totally agree.

Don't be silly. Die Hard isn't a Christmas Movie, just a movie set at Christmas.

It's the classic Christmas tale of unwanted guests (the terrorists), family tensions (John and Holly), a Christmas grinch (Hans), a Christmas fairy (Powell), the redemption of a fallen man (John), consumerism (that Asian terrorist risking his tactical awareness to grab a chocolate bar, Ellis bragging about Rolex).

It's got it all

[Hexx]

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie.

That's the correct way of spelling Die Hard.

Totally agree.

Don't be silly. Die Hard isn't a Christmas Movie, just a movie set at Christmas.

It's the classic Christmas tale of unwanted guests (the terrorists), family tensions (John and Holly), a Christmas grinch (Hans), a Christmas fairy (Powell), the redemption of a fallen man (John), consumerism (that Asian terrorist risking his tactical awareness to grab a chocolate bar, Ellis bragging about Rolex).

It's got it all

That's actually a remarkably good argument.

I mean considering it, it's the biggest pile of bollox I've ever seen, but if you don't think about it - it sounds really plausible. Do you work in marketing?

If not you probably should.