TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Alvin Flummux]

Were they trying to give you a nice surprise?

No.

Third spider encounter in the night. This one was building a nest. Like the others, it did not survive.

[Tomous]

New Foo Fighters album out today. Can't stop listening to it, think it's the best thing they've done in a long time.

[Victor Mildew]

Going to watch Top Gun at the open air cinema in Cardiff tonight.

It's going to be twatting freezing

[Tomous]

Going to watch Top Gun at the open air cinema in Cardiff tonight.

It's going to be twatting freezing

I'm out in Cardiff tonight too

I haven't been to that open air cinema before but I know people who have and you're definitely going to be twatting freezing

[Moggy]

Going to watch Top Gun at the open air cinema in Cardiff tonight.

It's going to be twatting freezing

I'm sure the volleyball scene will heat you up.

[jawafour]

It's Friday night, so the neighbours are arguing again. It doesn't matter, though, because I'm going out . Hopefully they'll somehow bump each other off whilst I'm away .

[Hypes]

...

Good luck in Germany, Hypes! Make sure you get your Wii U setup pretty sharpish .

Jawa Cheers guys, Wii U is set up and hopefully the internet is functional enough for Mario Kart

[SEP]

Ha ha.

I'm struggling to make coffee at the moment - that's the worst bit so far. Can't screw and unscrew the lid on my stove pot.

Don't worry, you can just use instant instead.

[Denster]

(Adds MCN to list of people I won't buy SS gifts for)

[SEP]

(Adds MCN to list of people I won't buy SS gifts for)

I'd still buy one for you.

[Denster]

Sick freak

[Drumstick]

New Foo Fighters album out today. Can't stop listening to it, think it's the best thing they've done in a long time.

Thanks for the heads up. Wasn't a fan of Sonic Highways so hopefully this will be better.

[Cheeky Devlin]

You ever read a story (Posted on facebook) and think it's a parody site like Daily Mash then realise they're deadly serious?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/fake-social-media-accounts-pretending-11175055

Fake social media accounts pretending to be chicken nuggets and ice-cream are being set up by paedophiles to lure primary school kids.

One sex offender even pretended to be a ROAD outside a girls' secondary school to entice teen students to accept his friend request.

Brass Eye was right.

[jawafour]

...Cheers guys, Wii U is set up and hopefully the internet is functional enough for Mario Kart

Hypes is ready to roll in Germany... he's still got that Wii U spirit .

[Victor Mildew]

...Cheers guys, Wii U is set up and hopefully the internet is functional enough for Mario Kart

Hypes is ready to roll in Germany... he's still got that Wii U spirit .

He's suicidal?!

[mcjihge2]

I remembered this post form ages ago

So, some other forum I read has a thread about Steph Mcgovern (the business lass from BBC news) and whether you would or wouldnt. Whatever.

But then I read this post

A cracking lass who I reckon you could have a great night out with complete with a Parmo on the way back to yours.

She's bloody intelligent with Long legs, a sense of humour, and I bet she'd look after you in a pub fight.

Boro Steph rocks!

I reckon she'd be a cracking girlfriend/wife/mate.

(I'd love to be left alone with Steph, Sarah Millican and Miranda Hart for the weekend.)

I was almost on his side before that bombshell at the end.

Steph McGoven is the definition of BOBFOC.

[Victor Mildew]

Going to watch Top Gun at the open air cinema in Cardiff tonight.

It's going to be twatting freezing

I'm sure the volleyball scene will heat you up.

That film is so strawberry floating homo erotic

It was a great night out doing that, a little bit cold but nothing a blanket and a few hideously overpriced beers didn't quickly fix. Everyone was right in to it, cheering and that and making puking sounds whenever maverick was hitting on Charlie. When the foreplay volley ball bit was on someone started hitting some baloons around, which sounds gooseberry fool but was pretty funny.

[Qikz]

You ever read a story (Posted on facebook) and think it's a parody site like Daily Mash then realise they're deadly serious?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/fake-social-media-accounts-pretending-11175055

Fake social media accounts pretending to be chicken nuggets and ice-cream are being set up by paedophiles to lure primary school kids.

One sex offender even pretended to be a ROAD outside a girls' secondary school to entice teen students to accept his friend request.

Brass Eye was right.

[Victor Mildew]

strawberry floating amazing

"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

[That]

"I... I just don't fancy him."