TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by LewisD » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:14 pm

Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:

"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"

Gash for days m8.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:20 pm

LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:

"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"

Gash for days m8.

That is strawberry floating brilliant :lol:. I am actually going to use that.

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:21 pm

That's a good one :)

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Denster » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:28 pm

Only if your cake is in tiers.

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by Kezzer » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:41 pm

Ste wrote:This is a general chat thread?

Im on the train on the way home and have just had a call from the Mrs saying the entrance to our close has been blocked by police because there's a man with 4 gas canisters threatening to blow himself up.


I am guessing that your wife is safe and not in the building right?!

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by Alvin Flummux » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:44 pm

Are they helium canisters?

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by Denster » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:22 pm

Is he making demands in a squeaky voice?

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by Lagamorph » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:24 pm

The jokes on him as Helium's inflammable.

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by Ste » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:10 pm

Kezzer wrote:
Ste wrote:This is a general chat thread?

Im on the train on the way home and have just had a call from the Mrs saying the entrance to our close has been blocked by police because there's a man with 4 gas canisters threatening to blow himself up.


I am guessing that your wife is safe and not in the building right?!


Yes, she's fine thanks. They've let us in our house but its still going on.

http://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/1546 ... _s_safety/

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by That » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:23 pm

Lagamorph wrote:The jokes on him as Helium's inflammable.


Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

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by Lagamorph » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:27 pm

Stupid, naturally safe Helium :x

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Drumstick » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:30 pm

LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:

"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"

Gash for days m8.

:lol:

Very good.

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by Victor Mildew » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:10 am

Sitting in the front room and i could see people looking at next door's garden (semi detached and their front garden is staggered high near our window, then out of nowhere a load of sheep jumped past out window :lol: :lol: :lol:

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by Qikz » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:47 am

Ad7 wrote:Sitting in the front room and i could see people looking at next door's garden (semi detached and their front garden is staggered high near our window, then out of nowhere a load of sheep jumped past out window :lol: :lol: :lol:


Why did you have a load of sheep in your house?

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by Corazon de Leon » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:54 am

Drumstick wrote:
LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:

"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"

Gash for days m8.

:lol:

Very good.


I told that to my brother and his wife to be last night after reading it and was immediately deselected as best man in favour of Loki wearing a top hat.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:13 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Drumstick wrote:
LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:

"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"

Gash for days m8.

:lol:

Very good.


I told that to my brother and his wife to be last night after reading it and was immediately deselected as best man in favour of Loki wearing a top hat.

I suspect it's all in the delivery.

I've been devising slightly modified versions and practising them ever since last night :shifty:.

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by Errkal » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:18 am

Don't forget to finish with ill be over there by the hamburgers or stick around we'll go bowling

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:25 am

Errkal wrote:Don't forget to finish with ill be over there by the hamburgers or stick around we'll go bowling

"Hey groom, what was that stuff about the bowling and the beef burgers?"

"Dank GRcade memes."

"I hear they melt sea breams."

I'll keep it in the reserve section for now, thanks Errkal ;).

Lewis, have you got any more? :shifty:

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by Qikz » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:26 am

Errkal wrote:Don't forget to finish with ill be over there by the hamburgers or stick around we'll go bowling


Hamburgers? What the strawberry float Errkal. :lol:

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by darksideby182 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:21 pm

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