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Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:14 pm
by LewisD
Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:
"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"
Gash for days m8.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:20 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:
"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"
Gash for days m8.
That is strawberry floating brilliant
. I am actually going to use that.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:21 pm
by Victor Mildew
That's a good one
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:28 pm
by Denster
Only if your cake is in tiers.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:41 pm
by Kezzer
Ste wrote:This is a general chat thread?
Im on the train on the way home and have just had a call from the Mrs saying the entrance to our close has been blocked by police because there's a man with 4 gas canisters threatening to blow himself up.
I am guessing that your wife is safe and not in the building right?!
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:44 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Are they helium canisters?
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:22 pm
by Denster
Is he making demands in a squeaky voice?
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:24 pm
by Lagamorph
The jokes on him as Helium's inflammable.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:10 pm
by Ste
Kezzer wrote:Ste wrote:This is a general chat thread?
Im on the train on the way home and have just had a call from the Mrs saying the entrance to our close has been blocked by police because there's a man with 4 gas canisters threatening to blow himself up.
I am guessing that your wife is safe and not in the building right?!
Yes, she's fine thanks. They've let us in our house but its still going on.
http://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/1546 ... _s_safety/
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:23 pm
by That
Lagamorph wrote:The jokes on him as Helium's inflammable.
Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:27 pm
by Lagamorph
Stupid, naturally safe Helium
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:30 pm
by Drumstick
LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:
"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"
Gash for days m8.
Very good.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:10 am
by Victor Mildew
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:47 am
by Qikz
Why did you have a load of sheep in your house?
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:54 am
by Corazon de Leon
Drumstick wrote:LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:
"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"
Gash for days m8.
Very good.
I told that to my brother and his wife to be last night after reading it and was immediately deselected as best man in favour of Loki wearing a top hat.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:13 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Corazon de Leon wrote:Drumstick wrote:LewisD wrote:Anyway, one diamond line that will ensure there's not a dry eye (or fanny) in the house is:
"Today my bride looked beautiful.
So beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!"
Gash for days m8.
Very good.
I told that to my brother and his wife to be last night after reading it and was immediately deselected as best man in favour of Loki wearing a top hat.
I suspect it's all in the delivery.
I've been devising slightly modified versions and practising them ever since last night
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Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:18 am
by Errkal
Don't forget to finish with ill be over there by the hamburgers or stick around we'll go bowling
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:25 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Errkal wrote:Don't forget to finish with ill be over there by the hamburgers or stick around we'll go bowling
"Hey groom, what was that stuff about the bowling and the beef burgers?"
"Dank GRcade memes."
"I hear they melt sea breams."
I'll keep it in the reserve section for now, thanks Errkal
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Lewis, have you got any more?
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:26 am
by Qikz
Errkal wrote:Don't forget to finish with ill be over there by the hamburgers or stick around we'll go bowling
Hamburgers? What the strawberry float Errkal.
Re: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:21 pm
by darksideby182
Bloody parking ticket this morning because i left the ticket upside down hopefully i can appeal it as it has a serial number both sides and the parking attendant did say they normally get cleared for it.