TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Moggy]

Our local mcdonalds did buy one get one free big macs at one point so going in and having a table full of them was a semi-regular thing for a couple of months.

It was awesome.

I remember them doing that and the McDonalds nearest me was strawberry floating heaving on the day they were offering it. The drive-thru was taking at least 40 minutes to get through and the queue inside was out of the door. I think I had four Big Macs to myself.

[Errkal]

Our local mcdonalds did buy one get one free big macs at one point so going in and having a table full of them was a semi-regular thing for a couple of months.

It was awesome.

How big is your tummy?

I actually had a McDonalds drive through last night. Gave me two bags (didn't think anyone of it, sometimes burger and chips in seperate bags)

Get home - 2 meals! They've given me the next persons order as well.

Barely ate any of the second!

I'm just a greedy bastard

Our regular breakfast when we go to conferences or customer meetings with work is a double sausage and egg mcmuffin meal, a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and usually porridge.

[Victor Mildew]

I get a 45% discount at burger king. Never going to use it.

I can't remember the last time I had McDonalds, got to be a couple of years now.

[Hexx]

Our local mcdonalds did buy one get one free big macs at one point so going in and having a table full of them was a semi-regular thing for a couple of months.

It was awesome.

How big is your tummy?

I actually had a McDonalds drive through last night. Gave me two bags (didn't think anyone of it, sometimes burger and chips in seperate bags)

Get home - 2 meals! They've given me the next persons order as well.

Barely ate any of the second!

I'm just a greedy bastard

Our regular breakfast when we go to conferences or customer meetings with work is a double sausage and egg mcmuffin meal, a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and usually porridge.

I don't understand how you're alive

I had a cheesy burger and large fries last night and could feel my arteries fighting a heart attack off on as I was trying to go to sleep

[Hexx]

I get a 45% discount at burger king. Never going to use it.

You monster. They're so much better than McD!
I want that so much

[Errkal]

Our local mcdonalds did buy one get one free big macs at one point so going in and having a table full of them was a semi-regular thing for a couple of months.

It was awesome.

How big is your tummy?

I actually had a McDonalds drive through last night. Gave me two bags (didn't think anyone of it, sometimes burger and chips in seperate bags)

Get home - 2 meals! They've given me the next persons order as well.

Barely ate any of the second!

I'm just a greedy bastard

Our regular breakfast when we go to conferences or customer meetings with work is a double sausage and egg mcmuffin meal, a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and usually porridge.

I don't understand how you're alive

I had a cheesy burger and large fries last night and could feel my arteries fighting a heart attack off on as I was trying to go to sleep

hahaha I just dont worry about it, as long a I enjoy whatever I figure it is all good, yeah in the long run it is probably shortening my life but sod it, I would rather be happy now than deny my self yummy things so I can get a few extra months of senile old gittery.

[LewisD]

I had a cheesy burger

Are you four years old?

Also, I'm guilty of once ordering two double sausage and egg mcmuffin meals (with orange juice because I'm not a complete fatty) and a bacon, egg and cheese bagel and eating it all like a feverishly deranged crackhead in the car before work once.

I didn't have to eat for the rest of the entire day

[LewisD]

I get a 45% discount at burger king. Never going to use it..

I can has?

The XL Bacon Double Cheese (with added gherkins innit) is the best burger off either BK or McD menu.

[OrangeRKN]

The XL Bacon Double Cheese (with added gherkins innit) is the best burger off either BK or McD menu.

So close but you ruined it

[Victor Mildew]

I get a 45% discount at burger king. Never going to use it..

I can has?

The XL Bacon Double Cheese (with added gherkins innit) is the best burger off either BK or McD menu.

It's only for the one at the services near by. But it's permanent AND only 5 mins walk away

Luckily I have willpower.

[LewisD]

The XL Bacon Double Cheese (with added gherkins innit) is the best burger off either BK or McD menu.

So close but you ruined it

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

(the gherkins cut through the 400ml of grease really well, and it means your burger is made to order rather than been sat soggy in a box for ten minutes)

[Errkal]

Gherkins are awesome!

[BOR]

I get a 45% discount at burger king. Never going to use it.

I can't remember the last time I had McDonalds, got to be a couple of years now.

Go and have it for your lunch today.

[Preezy]

The XL Bacon Double Cheese (with added gherkins innit) is the best burger off either BK or McD menu.

[OrangeRKN]

and it means your burger is made to order rather than been sat soggy in a box for ten minutes

I can do the same by asking for it with no gherkins

[Victor Mildew]

Christ, I had a cocktail of sandwiches at a meeting yesterday, one of which being egg. My guts today are strawberry floating rotten. I let a really shitty eggy fart go in to my seat cushion and almost immediately a colleague come over and lent over me to read something on my monitor

Fml.

[Errkal]

never ever ever have egg buffet sandwiches it is just a bad idea

[Preezy]

Yeah if there's ever a platter of sandwiches going I always avoid the egg and prawn ones.

[That]

I always get awful shites if I eat something with a lot of egg so I just try to avoid it wherever I can.

[LewisD]

Yeah if there's ever a platter of sandwiches going I always avoid the egg and prawn ones.

This is the truth.
Also avoid cheese sandwiches if they've been sat there a while too.