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Hyperion wrote:Staydead is the Jai Courtney of chat threads

edit: gooseberry fool now I've given this abortion of a thread a 3rd page

Bunni wrote:Girl on the bus is reading a book about "How to not suck at anal".

Interesting choice for the morning commute I suppose.

Give her my number yeah?

Malwarebytes' latest update kills real time web protection, malware protection, and even turns off rootkit scanning. Scans with new update take less than a second, i.e. nothing gets scanned.

In the wake of last week's Wanna Cry ransomware escapade, this is a terribad time for Malwarebytes to issue a bad update.

You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."

Might give that line a go later and see if it works.

Denster wrote:You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."

"Just relax, m'dear. Tonight, we're taking a drive along the Hershey Highway, stopping at Bourneville Boulevard. We may also call in at Cadbury Alley."

Grit your teeth baby, Im going in hard and dry. Time to turn that winking brown eye into a yawning chasm at the altar of fudge.

I'm not allowed near the brown bullet wound since I drunkenly bummed the missus by mistake about 7 years back.

Denster wrote:You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."

Is there anyone quite as illustrative with their words as Denster? I doubt it

haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.

Errkal wrote:haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.

First dibs on wife swap experience.

LewisD wrote:

Errkal wrote:haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.

First dibs on wife swap experience.

Forum meet meat?

lol I can get it whenever I want

Must be like a wizard's sleeve.

LewisD wrote:I'm not allowed near the brown bullet wound since I drunkenly bummed the missus by mistake about 7 years back.

"Mistake"

Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want

Gay bar just down the road is there?

LewisD wrote:

Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want

Gay bar just down the road is there?

Ad7 wrote:

LewisD wrote:

Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want

Gay bar just down the road is there?

Wheeeyyyyyy!