TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Lagamorph]

Can my hopefully-almost-PhD in American Political History give me pseudo-expert status? I'll be as condescending as possible.

Only in the US Politics thread. You can be our Trumpmaniac.

[Moggy]

When it comes to politics I think Rocsteady and Trelliz are possibly the only two people who would pass as experts. The rest of us are just loudmouthed shiteheads.

Speak for yourself, I thought my “you’d applaud if she shat in your mouth” was a fantastic insight into the modern political system.

[Errkal]

We have had enough experts, it is the guy at the bar mouthing off we care about.

[smurphy]

But Karl, the twitter idiots, you gotta see 'em!

The worst is when a Twitter """""controversy""""" makes it onto BBC News. I get absolutely anally annihilated whenever I see it. It's not news! It's just gobby thick people being gobby and thick!

There's currently a debate raging on social media about whether a trainer is white and pink or blue and grey. Apparently worthy of front page news on the Guardian.

[Rightey]

When it comes to politics I think Rocsteady and Trelliz are possibly the only two people who would pass as experts. The rest of us are just loudmouthed shiteheads.

Why Rocksteady? Was it because he worked at a newspaper?

[That]

When it comes to politics I think Rocsteady and Trelliz are possibly the only two people who would pass as experts. The rest of us are just loudmouthed shiteheads.

Why Rocksteady? Was it because he worked at a newspaper?

IIRC he's also worked for the EU.

[Errkal]

When it comes to politics I think Rocsteady and Trelliz are possibly the only two people who would pass as experts. The rest of us are just loudmouthed shiteheads.

Why Rocksteady? Was it because he worked at a newspaper?

IIRC he's also worked for the EU.

Well we should ignore hi for working with he enemy then! They will have indoctrinationed him!

[Knoyleo]

We all work for the EU, because they take our hard earned taxes!

[Denster]

When it comes to politics I think Rocsteady and Trelliz are possibly the only two people who would pass as experts. The rest of us are just loudmouthed shiteheads.

Speak for yourself, I thought my “you’d applaud if she shat in your mouth” was a fantastic insight into the modern political system.

That’s because you’re a (checks thread) gooseberry fool spouting, liberal, dog spunk fountain -
spuming your sticky foulness over us all.

I applaud that, though.

You little, wrinkled anus polisher!

[Moggy]

When it comes to politics I think Rocsteady and Trelliz are possibly the only two people who would pass as experts. The rest of us are just loudmouthed shiteheads.

Speak for yourself, I thought my “you’d applaud if she shat in your mouth” was a fantastic insight into the modern political system.

That’s because you’re a (checks thread) gooseberry fool spouting, liberal, dog spunk fountain -
spuming your sticky foulness over us all.

I applaud that, though.

You little, wrinkled anus polisher!

Your insults are normally far more inventive than that. A poor effort.

3/10

[Kezzer]

When did liberal become an insult

[Moggy]

When did liberal become an insult

Since we started copying American political insults.

[Denster]

It was more an observation.

[Rocsteady]

When it comes to politics I think Rocsteady and Trelliz are possibly the only two people who would pass as experts. The rest of us are just loudmouthed shiteheads.

Speak for yourself, I thought my “you’d applaud if she shat in your mouth” was a fantastic insight into the modern political system.

I did work at the EP for a while but still certainly wouldn't count myself as a political expert. Although i do, hopefully, plan to have a successful career in politics in the future. (please jesus let this site no longer exist so my ramblings can't be uncovered in the future)

Does trelliz work in politics?

[Poser]

Getting my haircut today and need to ask the girl to do something very slightly different to what she usually does. Wracked with anxiety as a result

[Victor Mildew]

I don't think they do happy endings at the hairdressers.

[False]

"How do you want your hair done chick?"

"About that, Id like you to do something a little different."

"Go on, hen."

"Have you ever done number twos on someones chest?"

[Moggy]

Getting my haircut today and need to ask the girl to do something very slightly different to what she usually does. Wracked with anxiety as a result

Is "getting my haircut" a euphemism for going to a massage parlour?

[Poser]

GRcade at its best, right there.

[Victor Mildew]

Like morcombe and wise, and another one.