TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by KK » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:02 pm

It's been years since I had cheap ham, but the last time I did it was soaking wet. The type of thing you had to pat down with kitchen roll. And it was perfectly square.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Preezy » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:18 pm

The wetness is the moist-maker. Mmm mmm

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Kezzer » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:26 pm

Stop strawberry floating the ham Preezy

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by KK » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:27 pm

In the 90s you would have been able to stick it on two pieces of bread and sandwich your cock inbetween it, but times are different now and that would be unacceptable.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Kezzer » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:03 pm

I am reading this im the fat bloke voice and it sounds as if you are trying observational comedy :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Rocsteady » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:32 pm

Benefits of being single - having to order two main dishes to get over the delivery charge so I won't have to cook either Saturday or Sunday either 8-)

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Clarkman » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:47 pm

Quick to GRcade moment. My agent got an offer this afternoon on my new novel. Bit of work still to be done, but coming through a big UK publisher in 2019. Feeling a bit numb.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Rocsteady » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:52 pm

You've achieved more this year than I have in a lifetime.



Just strawberry floating with you man, awesome work.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Clarkman » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:54 pm

I wrote that post aged 17. I am now 26 and no one has ever let me forget it :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by jawafour » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:11 pm

Clarkman wrote:...My agent got an offer this afternoon on my new novel...

That's ace, Clarkman - good going! :toot: .

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by That's not a growth » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:28 pm

That's awesome, nice one.

I don't remember the comment you guys are referencing, though.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Albear » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:35 pm

Clarkman wrote:I wrote that post aged 17. I am now 26 and no one has ever let me forget it :lol:


That's so ruthlessly funny and such a great example of internet law. You do one thing once, and you're now that guy!

And btw I'm sure you absolutely know this already, but the best way to is to just laugh it off.

Well done clarkman. Can you tell us what the book is about?

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Clarkman » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:47 pm

Thank you all :wub:

The book is about a woman who cares for an art student with CP, harbouring resentful thoughts about harming him. It's also sort of funny, I promise :slol:

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:50 pm

Out of interest, what was it you did when you were 17 that was so brilliant?

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Qikz » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:54 pm

Clarkman wrote:Thank you all :wub:

The book is about a woman who cares for an art student with CP, harbouring resentful thoughts about harming him. It's also sort of funny, I promise :slol:


Not surprised. She should call the police. :/

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Clarkman » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:10 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Out of interest, what was it you did when you were 17 that was so brilliant?


Was captain of the UK's international student debate team and got to do lots of foreign trips and conferences. Also was part of the Obama campaign in Chicago for a week, finishing around 4 days before the 2008 vote.

Doesn't stop it being an incredibly shitty comment.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:20 pm

Clarkman wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Out of interest, what was it you did when you were 17 that was so brilliant?


Was captain of the UK's international student debate team and got to do lots of foreign trips and conferences. Also was part of the Obama campaign in Chicago for a week, finishing around 4 days before the 2008 vote.

Doesn't stop it being an incredibly shitty comment.

I :wub: Obama so I'll give you that one.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Ad7 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:21 pm

Well done clarkman! Now to give eighthours some tips.

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PostRe: TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom
by Ironhide » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:37 pm

Floex wrote:https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/?st=JCCSBP5T&sh=f591af5f

This poop knife story :lol:


strawberry floating hell :lol:

There's been times where my family could have done with one, especially my dad who once embarrassed my mum by jokingly shouting that he'd "done a huge log" and needed "a sharp stick to chop it up" - the embarrassing part was that this was in a caravan and my mum was at the door talking to the caravan site manager at that exact moment in time :fp:

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