TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom

Until I started googling what poop knife was, I thought it was a knife people stuck up their bumholes to break up constipation. :fp:

We have a dedicated pool cue at work for that. Wrap it in a bin bag and bash it up. Not had to use it in the staff room yet.

Corazon de Leon

Clarkman wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Out of interest, what was it you did when you were 17 that was so brilliant?

Was captain of the UK's international student debate team and got to do lots of foreign trips and conferences. Also was part of the Obama campaign in Chicago for a week, finishing around 4 days before the 2008 vote.

Doesn't stop it being an incredibly shitty comment.

strawberry float, that was almost ten years ago. To be fair that must’ve been a cracking experience, once in a lifetime stuff. The comment was exactly the kind of thing you’d expect a seventeen year old to say after something like that as well. I reckon if most of us could see the stuff we said when we were seventeen we’d cringe out of existence(“I will never go bald” - Cora, 2006). :slol:

But we’ll never let you forget it. :lol:

Urrrrrrrrrrgh
Curvy, not even once
I feel dirty

And also scott pilgrim is the biggest strawberry floating pile of fake geek chic pish I've seen in my entire life

so you watched Scott Pilgrim and then banged a fat girl?
im not sure which is worse

I'm not either. Genuinely I feel dirty. I'm used to models, this doesn't feel right.

Although my friends setting me up with a little babe so the night might be a write off.

I feel like kinda a dick even being mean about her on the internet but it just didn't feel nice

Nevermind a couple of hours with friends seems to have sorted my mind out. I feel quite mean now she was nice to be fair, just a bit erm overweight for my tastes. Will let her down gently.

Metaphorically.

Fat chicks need love too.

Rocksleddy wrote:Nevermind a couple of hours with friends seems to have sorted my mind out. I feel quite mean now she was nice to be fair, just a bit erm overweight for my tastes. Will let her down gently.

careful you dont put your back out

Lagamorph wrote:Fat chicks need love too.

that is what ice cream is for

<]:^D wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:Fat chicks need love too.

that is what ice cream is for

Well, after I've had my fill anyway.

Alvin Flummux wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:Fat chicks need love too.

that is what ice cream is for

Well, after I've had my fill anyway.

Alvin would.

Sounds like you don't deserve her at her best.

Ad7 wrote:Sounds like you don't deserve her at her best.

He’s used to models! Which isn’t that impressive really as so is Staydead.

Could have been worse. Could have been a Yummy Mummy.

Anyway of uploading a censored picture?

Let us judge this Alvin-woulder

"UGH THIS FAT GIRL WAS SO UGLY, I FEEL SO DIRTY SLEEPING WITH HER"

how about you just don't sleep with her.

TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom

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