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Burn down the building.

Spray the nest with a hose.

Wasps hate water and will immediately leave the area.

Preezy wrote:Plug the hole they come out of.

This is what I have to do. It's tough, though, as I can't actually see the hole too easily; it's in a brick windowsill on the edge facing away-and-down from my bedroom window. I will have to lean out over the 'sill to look at it.

"I have to reach out blindly and find the hole... and then try and plug it."

^^^ noted solely for the purpose of "out of context" thread shenanigans.

I say you take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

jawafour wrote:Okay. The wasps are back at my flat. Same strawberry-floatin' place as last year.

My reaction upon realising: ... ... ... . .

A couple are there at the entrance every twenty seconds or so. Guess I'll have to buy some more spray, cover myself up and do the job. Again.

Glitter bomb them.

jawafour wrote:

Preezy wrote:Plug the hole they come out of.

This is what I have to do. It's tough, though, as I can't actually see the hole too easily; it's in a brick windowsill on the edge facing away-and-down from my bedroom window. I will have to lean out over the 'sill to look at it.

"I have to reach out blindly and find the hole... and then try and plug it."

^^^ noted solely for the purpose of "out of context" thread shenanigans.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Make the wasps watch you stream bloodborne, they should all die of old age by the time you beat those werewolves

Also, you can't just block the hole they'll gnaw a new one in no time.
I learned this after making a queen hornet strawberry floating angry by blocking her in with expanding foam.

She was still furious when I gie it a malky wi' a saucepan a day or two later.

I had Domino's Buffalo Chicken pizza last night. SO bad. Basically a regular pizza with Frank's hot sauce dumped all over it. "Drizzled" they said. In reality it was swimming in it. Like a fool I then looked in the fridge and realised I had some of my own anyway.

Chicken on a pizza, or as I call it "pollo y povvo"

LewisD wrote:...Also, you can't just block the hole they'll gnaw a new one in no time...

Dang. I read this after blocking the hole with blu-tac. Seems odd, but that's all I have at the moment. I guess it's a temporary measure but it's holding for now. A few wasps are flying around outside it but they can't get in.

I plan on buying some foam / spray tomorrow and the good thing is that I know exactly where the hole is now; though it is tricky to get to it. Of course, I can't open the window just above it at the moment, which is a pain in this heat.

A cool breeze accompanied by death from a thousand stings.

Jawa please just pay for someone to sort it out

OrangeRakoon wrote:Jawa please just pay for someone to sort it out

I'll see how my patented blu-tac method goes, dude. I'm a few levels up in a flat so it's awkward to access.

You know jawa never takes the Funky Kong option

Take the nest in your hand then hang it out above noisy neighbour's window.

"Oi! Noisy neighbour! Stick your head out the window"

Drop nest onto his chavvy head.

Jawa, pay for somebody to sort it out. The problem isn’t going to go away with a bit of blu-tac.

LewisD wrote:Take the nest in your hand then hang it out above noisy neighbour's window.

"Oi! Noisy neighbour! Stick your head out the window"

Drop nest onto his chavvy head.

The nest is located in my window-sill / wall right above their place... .

Oddly, though, the guy hasn't been around for a week now and it has been *wonderful*. I'm wondering if the wasps may have attacked him or something .

Don't listen to them all, Jawa, I once stopped a Komodo dragon infestation with some blu-tac and bit of sellotape. You'll be fine.

Plot twist: he's the king of the wasps