TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom

Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a
possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the
job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?"
Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous.
I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"



Stolen off Sickipedia.

Hexx wrote:

Bunni wrote:

Hexx wrote:Last time I looked, couldn't because of all the man lovin'

Also all of your get on the organ donor register. Hexxy needs a new cornea.

So you're a taker not a giver?

As Karl can attest, that’s not the case.


Bored at work someone tell me a joke

Your life

Rocsteady wrote:

Hexx wrote:

Bunni wrote:

Hexx wrote:Last time I looked, couldn't because of all the man lovin'

Also all of your get on the organ donor register. Hexxy needs a new cornea.

So you're a taker not a giver?

As Karl can attest, that’s not the case.


Bored at work someone tell me a joke

Your life

Funny but true

LewisD wrote:Man, holy gooseberry fool, all of the women's snowboarders are stunning.

One of the women doing the co-commentating on the speed skating is an absolute stunner.

Feel utterly gooseberry fool with the pain behind my eye, all the right side of my face is swollen and I can't see properly and trying to read is painful.

The worst part is knowing that this could take weeks to clear up even with the Acyclovir I've been prescribed. My grandad had Shingles a few years before he died and it took him nearly 3 months to recover from it.

Damn man that sucks, hope you can find some way of distracting yourself from it. Maybe try some audiobooks? You can get lost in a story that way without having to read.

I'm slightly concerned about it being around my eye as the infection can cause permanent damage, I'm hoping that the blurred vision is just because my eye is swollen and keeps running.

More like Ironblind amirite?


(you'll be fine)

bear wrote:Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a
possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the
job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?"
Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous.
I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"



Stolen off Sickipedia.

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Premier League rights were sold today.

Actually a bit cheaper than last time. Even so....
Honestly don't know why TV companies don't club together and just tell the FA to strawberry float off at those prices and they'll get what they're given. What's the FA gonna do? Not sell the TV rights to anyone?

Create an app and sell direct to the consumer?

Lagamorph wrote:Premier League rights were sold today.

Actually a bit cheaper than last time. Even so....
Honestly don't know why TV companies don't club together and just tell the FA to strawberry float off at those prices and they'll get what they're given. What's the FA gonna do? Not sell the TV rights to anyone?

It’s an auction, the companies pay whatever they bid.

Lagamorph wrote:Premier League rights were sold today.

Actually a bit cheaper than last time. Even so....
Honestly don't know why TV companies don't club together and just tell the FA to strawberry float off at those prices and they'll get what they're given. What's the FA gonna do? Not sell the TV rights to anyone?

Collusion amongst companies competing in the same space tends to be frowned upon by the courts.

Lagamorph wrote:Premier League rights were sold today.

Actually a bit cheaper than last time. Even so....
Honestly don't know why TV companies don't club together and just tell the FA to strawberry float off at those prices and they'll get what they're given. What's the FA gonna do? Not sell the TV rights to anyone?

Nope because the FA has nothing to do with it

Got a strawberry floater of a cold and fever today

Crazy new woman behind me: “So yeah my ex-husband on the day he left me uploaded loads of saucy photos to my Facebook, that’s why they are there. I can’t delete them because Facebook will not let me delete anything, I have tried and it just doesn’t work. And I spoke to them and they still refused. He did it because I had left my laptop open, he also logged into my bank account and cleared all the money out, I should have locked my laptop!”

haha what the strawberry float.

Just tell us her name, dammit.

Moggy wrote:Crazy new woman behind me: “So yeah my ex-husband on the day he left me uploaded loads of saucy photos to my Facebook, that’s why they are there. I can’t delete them because Facebook will not let me delete anything, I have tried and it just doesn’t work. And I spoke to them and they still refused. He did it because I had left my laptop open, he also logged into my bank account and cleared all the money out, I should have locked my laptop!”

If only there was some kind of group of people you could contact when someone committed various crimes against you

Lol wot is she liek lamo