TCRT 6: Episode 1 - The Phantom Chatroom

How about a bagel? Can't go wrong with smoked salmon and cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppyseed bagel.

Never tried one, but that does sound a bit lovely. I assume it smells and tastes nothing like a doughnut, though.

Evil Ted wrote:How about a bagel? Can't go wrong with smoked salmon and cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppyseed bagel.

One of the all time greats that

Alvin Flummux wrote:

Hime wrote:

Alvin Flummux wrote:Doughnuts are legitimately foul. I can only stand to eat ones with a jam filling, and even then only very rarely.

Waffles I'm neutral on, fluffy pancakes are awful.

I am extremely intolerant of fussy eater but to call donuts "foul" is mental. I can understand why you might prefere something else but to be that disgusted by a sweet treat is baffling.

The smell, taste, texture and the nasty sugary residue some leave on your fingers make me nauseous. I've tried to like them, but they're just horrible to me, right up there with bananas and pork & sauerkraut on the vom-ometer.

Mental.

Tomous wrote:

Evil Ted wrote:How about a bagel? Can't go wrong with smoked salmon and cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppyseed bagel.

One of the all time greats that

I would go back to New York for another one of these from Ess-a-bagel.

Alvin Flummux wrote:

Hime wrote:

Alvin Flummux wrote:Doughnuts are legitimately foul. I can only stand to eat ones with a jam filling, and even then only very rarely.

Waffles I'm neutral on, fluffy pancakes are awful.

I am extremely intolerant of fussy eater but to call donuts "foul" is mental. I can understand why you might prefere something else but to be that disgusted by a sweet treat is baffling.

The smell, taste, texture and the nasty sugary residue some leave on your fingers make me nauseous. I've tried to like them, but they're just horrible to me, right up there with bananas and pork & sauerkraut on the vom-ometer.

1) WTF is wrong with Banannas?!

2) Pork is an entire animal. I really don't like most pork, but there's so much variety to how it can be prepared even I won't say I dislike all of it.

Supermarket doughnuts are pretty crap but freshly made doughnuts (by the sea) are godly.

Evil Ted wrote:How about a bagel? Can't go wrong with smoked salmon and cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppyseed bagel.

The real question regarding bagels is - how do you pronounce it?

It rhymes with scwun.

Ah cool, like one then.

But only if your 'one' rhymes with 'gone'

Rightey wrote:

Alvin Flummux wrote:

Hime wrote:

Alvin Flummux wrote:Doughnuts are legitimately foul. I can only stand to eat ones with a jam filling, and even then only very rarely.

Waffles I'm neutral on, fluffy pancakes are awful.

I am extremely intolerant of fussy eater but to call donuts "foul" is mental. I can understand why you might prefere something else but to be that disgusted by a sweet treat is baffling.

The smell, taste, texture and the nasty sugary residue some leave on your fingers make me nauseous. I've tried to like them, but they're just horrible to me, right up there with bananas and pork & sauerkraut on the vom-ometer.

1) WTF is wrong with Banannas?!

I ate a lot of them when I was very little, and now the texture, smell etc of them makes me want to throw up something awful. It's been like this since I was maybe 10 years old.

Rightey wrote:2) Pork is an entire animal. I really don't like most pork, but there's so much variety to how it can be prepared even I won't say I dislike all of it.

Pork is fine - had some deliciously tender boneless rib-eye pork chops last night, om nom nom. Pork with sauerkraut is evil.

Someone I used to work with didn't like bananas, he said food shouldn't be penis shaped and so eating one was like giving a blow job.

he also got very annoyed with anyone ate a banana around him.

he was odd.

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It's official: Sainsbury's is now more expensive than Waitrose.

Errkal wrote:Someone I used to work with didn't like bananas, he said food shouldn't be penis shaped and so eating one was like giving a blow job.

Maybe he is looking at it the wrong way and it is the penis that shouldn’t be food shaped?

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He's definitely eating them wrong.
Or giving blowies wrong.

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If my penis looked like a banana I would make a hasty visit to the GP. And try to avoid being around any monkeys.

Fortunately my penis is the appropriate and wholly acceptable shape of a pineapple so all is well.

Hexx wrote:

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