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Was that what that was!

PuppetBoy wrote:Apparently there was an earthquake this afternoon. Anyone notice?

Yeah our house shook about a bit.

Considering we're right by where it happened, I didn't notice at all

It's your last chance to sign up for AYA? if you want to. Sign-ups close tomorrow afternoon and the game starts Monday. http://grcade.co.uk/t:are-you-a-starts-monday-19th?f=7

Had a Grand Big Mac on my way home last night. I was very drunk but it was brilliant. I want another one. I'm still drunk.

Even though I have a bout of man-flu (not sure if I've posted about that for at least thirty minutes, now?) I am currently ecstatic.

My neighbours have been away for twenty-four hours and it's a total delight. No noisy swearing / arguing / tv / music... it's absolute bliss. It'd be a *terrible* shame if they've been caught up in an incident and will never return...

I decided to put a bit of effort into my breakfast this morning...



Unfortunately two rouge beans got onto the hash brown, immediately destroying any chance of it trending worldwide on instagram.

strawberry float that looks nice.

Got a bit of a stone-over, swear I love weed with mates just now. As sociable as alcohol if done right, couple of joints and a glass of wine with fifa, boxing and some shitey films is the way forward for a night in.

Still strawberry floated from the flu though, smoke didn't help the throat.

jawafour wrote:...It'd be a *terrible* shame if they've been caught up in an incident and will never return...

Well, they're back. I don't think neighbour bloke is there, though... the day is not lost yet.

Brown bread toast? strawberry floating disgusting. Breakfast ruined.

KK wrote:I decided to put a bit of effort into my breakfast this morning...



Unfortunately two rouge beans got onto the hash brown, immediately destroying any chance of it trending worldwide on instagram.

The bigger problem with the beans is the quantity. Clearley there are too many.

However, I think we could get #LongEgg trending

So that is a positive

Edit: I also lke the #YingYang slice of toast on the right and the #UpsidedownIsleofBritainBacon

That looks a bloody good breakfast. I've got cheese and salami toasties on the go.

Lagamorph wrote:Brown bread toast? strawberry floating disgusting. Breakfast ruined.

What else would you use after you've given the five year old children all the white bread?

I'm still drunk from last night. Had a lovely chat with a bloke in a string vest but really upset that I was too tired to boogy to Rupaul's Sissy That Walk. I love gay bars now. Went with my wife though so I was safe from any bum jiggy.

KK wrote:I decided to put a bit of effort into my breakfast this morning...



Unfortunately two rouge beans got onto the hash brown, immediately destroying any chance of it trending worldwide on instagram.

Substitute the tomato for black pudding and we're good here.

Ad7 wrote:

My wife actually does that now

Tragic Magic wrote:I'm still drunk from last night. Had a lovely chat with a bloke in a string vest but really upset that I was too tired to boogy to Rupaul's Sissy That Walk. I love gay bars now. Went with my wife though so I was safe from any bum jiggy.

Is there something you're trying to tell us?

KK wrote:I decided to put a bit of effort into my breakfast this morning...



Unfortunately two rouge beans got onto the hash brown, immediately destroying any chance of it trending worldwide on instagram.

Not enough bean reduction.
Crispy long egg like it's been deep fried, and there's only one.
Prostitute's Labia instead of bacon.
Not enough (foreskin) sausages.
Brown toast wanker.
No mushrooms and no black pudding banana split.

3/10 not even a starving child should be made to eat that.

LewisD wrote:

KK wrote:I decided to put a bit of effort into my breakfast this morning...



Unfortunately two rouge beans got onto the hash brown, immediately destroying any chance of it trending worldwide on instagram.

Not enough bean reduction.
Crispy long egg like it's been deep fried, and there's only one.
Prostitute's Labia instead of bacon.
Not enough (foreskin) sausages.
Brown toast wanker.
No mushrooms and no black pudding banana split.

3/10 not even a starving child should be made to eat that.