TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by jawafour » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:46 pm

Dual wrote:That's the oldest chat up line in the book mate. You missed out there, she wanted the D.

She told me she was twenty :dread: . That's... uhm... quite a bit younger than my age. It was all pretty odd :o .

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Moggy » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:01 pm

jawafour wrote:
Dual wrote:That's the oldest chat up line in the book mate. You missed out there, she wanted the D.

She told me she was twenty :dread: . That's... uhm... quite a bit younger than my age. It was all pretty odd :o .


Just as with football tickets and speed limits, twenty’s plenty.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Ad7 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:35 pm

jawafour wrote:
Dual wrote:That's the oldest chat up line in the book mate. You missed out there, she wanted the D.

She told me she was twenty :dread: . That's... uhm... quite a bit younger than my age. It was all pretty odd :o .


LAD.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:18 am

Decided to have a quick look on Instagram this morning to see how some Americans spend their 4th of July. The first results...

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To be honest, I was kinda hoping for SOME ASS. :|

I don't know why you'd put sparklers near such a young child, makes no sense to me.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Ad7 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:51 am

Maybe that family can't afford a gun, ever consider that KK? :roll:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Errkal » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:20 am

Ad7 wrote:Maybe that family can't afford a gun, ever consider that KK? :roll:


This is why they need to stop funding health care for the poor! If the poor just worked harder they could afford health care and then everyone else could afford guns! strawberry floating spongers!

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Lagamorph » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:42 am

So I've nipped round my mums and she's currently having a new bathroom fitted.
I just overheard one of the workmen say "Hey Adam, I've got Ice Cream on my balls"

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by <]:^D » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:43 am

"having a new bathroom fitted"
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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Ad7 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:49 am

Yeah, fitted in her ass

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Moggy » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:50 am

There are so many possible Laga’s mum jokes there, that it just seem pointless making any.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Kezzer » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:21 am

The workman has "Ice" & "Cream" tattooed on each of his balls.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Lagamorph » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:22 am

So in what possible way could you say that without innuendo?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:58 am

Pretty sure we just had a very minor earthquake in my work office. We've got these long desk rows that you can't move at all and they all wobbled for about 5 seconds. That was really weird. We're 4 floors up. Send help :dread:

fast edit: building manager has confirmed it was, the buildings around us all shook too.

I hope this doesn't impact the Gatwick meet :(

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Alvin Flummux » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:22 pm

KK wrote:I don't know why you'd put sparklers near such a young child, makes no sense to me.


I went to the 4th of July fireworks here in town last night, and it's absolutely normal to these people to put sparklers in the unprotected hands of every small child around them. Zero concern for their safety.

Fetch me old brown trousers, bring them to me now, I'll wear them in the rigging as they fire across the bow. Fetch me old brown trousers, I fear we may be hit, for even if they shoot me now, they'll never see me... ;)
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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Rax » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:29 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:
KK wrote:I don't know why you'd put sparklers near such a young child, makes no sense to me.


I went to the 4th of July fireworks here in town last night, and it's absolutely normal to these people to put sparklers in the unprotected hands of every small child around them. Zero concern for their safety.

Look up Json Pierre Paul to see how stupid Americans really are when it comes to fireworks.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:38 pm

There's a lot of videos on Instagram of people setting off fireworks and bangers in parking bays and down residential streets as well, like it's completely normal. Filming on your mobile while driving is another one, along with pitbulls off leads. It's like 'so which public order offence do you want the ASBO for'.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:44 pm

We should celebrate the 4th of July as well, always nice to remember that we're no longer responsible for those trouble-making colonists :toot:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Lagamorph » Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:01 pm

Personally I find American's celebrating the theft of British territory to be racist.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Tomous » Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:49 pm

I think I saw around 60 countries have declared independence from us at some point.

So on average, someone is celebrating their independence from us once a week....

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:20 pm

We really were the bad guys for quite a long time weren't we :slol:


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