I was in Tesco last night and overheard the checkout girl talking to the security guard. All I caught was her saying to him “The ghosts don’t bother me at all, I am not scared of them……..It’s the aliens that frighten me”.
I wish I had stopped to ask what the hell she was on about. I might have got a podcast out of it, I could have called it the Paranormal Pod or something....
Anyway, I just told that story to the crazy woman sat next to me and rather than laugh, she just went on a 10 minute rant about how both of them scare her. She’s convinced that a ghost once forced her out of a room, that a place she used to work was haunted (“I used to feel really cold in there” – she’s always strawberry floating cold!) and that aliens are visiting us but she is not sure if they are friendly or planning to conquer us.
I’d laugh but I’ve got to work next to this nutter.