TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

Won on the Euromillions last night and actually made a loss, £2.50 for a ticket and won £2.10. What the strawberry float is all that about?

Rex Kramer wrote:Won on the Euromillions last night and actually made a loss, £2.50 for a ticket and won £2.10. What the strawberry float is all that about?

That's about the best example of the entire lottery system you're going to get.

Rex Kramer wrote:Won on the Euromillions last night and actually made a loss, £2.50 for a ticket and won £2.10. What the strawberry float is all that about?

Was it the Hammersmith bugel lottery?

It's a result.
It's a crap result.

Just tuned in to the X Factor for the first time in about a decade. It was always gooseberry fool but these people are really scraping the barrel now, every single one of them sounds truly awful.

Rex Kramer wrote:Won on the Euromillions last night and actually made a loss, £2.50 for a ticket and won £2.10. What the strawberry float is all that about?

That's gerrymandering for you.

Lying in bed this morning in the air bnb I was staying at, building the motivation to shower and leave when I overheard outside:

“Mum did you do that in the bathroom?!”
“Alex. I had an an accident ok? I didn’t reach the toilet in time”
“It stinks!”

Decided to leave the shower and get out of there instead

Tomous wrote:Lying in bed this morning in the air bnb I was staying at, building the motivation to shower and leave when I overheard outside:

“Mum did you do that in the bathroom?!”
“Alex. I had an an accident ok? I didn’t reach the toilet in time”
“It stinks!”

Decided to leave the shower and get out of there instead

More like FoulAirPee&Pee amirite

Ad7 wrote:More like FoulAirPee&Pee amirite

Totally didnt cry watching that Penguin Dynsaties

Preezy wrote:Totally didnt cry watching that Penguin Dynsaties

The baby couldn't get out of the ravine

Staydead Where's your blizzcon mega thread?

Dual wrote:Staydead Where's your blizzcon mega thread?

I need to make one?

We want to hear about your trip and all the pussy you got.

National Rail has completely shut down. Trying and failing to log into my Outlook work email so I can work from home. Microsoft is refusing to reset my password because I haven't provided enough information/using my regular device.

If I had my regular device I wouldn't need to reset the password.

Qikz wrote:

Dual wrote:Staydead Where's your blizzcon mega thread?

I need to make one?

It's your duty

Drumstick wrote:We want to hear about your trip and all the pussy you got.

I said it was freezing this morning, the banana split next to me went, "ice on your car was it?" (Despite nearly every strawberry floating day asking if I cycle in despite me walking in to the office dressed head to toe in cycling gear wearing a cycling helmet).

Me, "No, it was just really really cold"

banana split, " well it's not FREEZING then is it?! "

strawberry floating bellend

Ad7 wrote:I said it was freezing this morning, the banana split next to me went, "ice on your car was it?" (Despite nearly every strawberry floating day asking if I cycle in despite me walking in to the office dressed head to toe in cycling gear wearing a cycling helmet).

Me, "No, it was just really really cold"

banana split, " well it's not FREEZING then is it?! "

strawberry floating bellend

We you are, but I'm sure he forgives you. It's not freezing.

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