TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:Been up most of the night trying to write a lecture on post-war Germany. The one part of German history I'm really not strong on.

Hitler killed himself.

They split the country and built a wall.

They reunified and The Hoff knocked the wall down.

Angela Merkel let in all of the immigrants.

The end.

It's only the first ten years - I'm trying to get a Hoff reference in there anyway, and also a picture of Jermaine Jones - who I *think* might've been the first US national team member to have never played a game in the United States at the time of his first cap.

I write you a detailed history and you just brush it off because you only want the first 10 years?

You ungrateful bastard.

I'm sorry. I'll go in there at 11 and deliver your post verbatim, please forgive me.

Good stuff. You'll have your fifth PhD in no time. 8-)

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Corazon de Leon

What the hell?

I didn't know there were any descendants of the Flintstones still around.

What exactly does the Las Ketchup song have to do with Christmas? Swapping back from a game on the TV and there it was, on one of the many Christmas countdowns that music channels like to play around this time.

PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat by KK » Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:30 pm

I overheard THE YUTE on the train today and one of them said his Dad had just bought a sub to Microsoft Office: “It’s like Google Docs but with more buttons and stuff and they charge you for it” because collectivey none of them knew what it was. Crazy. The typewriter of 2018.

Is that really how far the Microsoft Office programs have fallen? You know, the leading package of document processors that have been around for two decades and that inspired Google Docs in the first place?
Ay-yi-yi.

banana splits these days, honestly.

They need to have a Word with themselves.

Jenuall wrote:They need to have a Word with themselves.

Excel-lent stuff there Jenuall.

Get a better Outlook on life instead of making puns. They're all OneNote anyway.

It's been so long since I used cash that when I was going to pay for something with a tenner today I almost tried to hold the ten pound note over the contactless reader instead of handing it to the cashier :fp:

Corazon de Leon

Floex wrote:
Jenuall wrote:They need to have a Word with themselves.

Excel-lent stuff there Jenuall.

Microsoft PowerPoint. :lol:

Preezy wrote:
Frank wrote:Dysons are awful.

wtf am i reading

I agree with Frank. strawberry floatin awful design, and pretty shite performance also. Leaking dust, poor mechanisms, weak suction, they look shite and cost about twice what a normal hoover would cost.

Those Henry hoovers are crap too, but at least they do what they're supposed to do.

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Just been for my eye test and my optician tried to make me feel guilty about buying glasses online.

"I had to train for 4 years and they just need a warehouse. If everyone did what you do I wouldn't be here, they're just profiting off my hard work"

I'm off work today ill, woke up last night at like 3AM with a really high temperature and now I feel like total gooseberry fool. Wonderful.

Atleast I didn't get ill while I was in CA.

You caught the clap in L.A.

Lagamorph wrote:Just been for my eye test and my optician tried to make me feel guilty about buying glasses online.

"I had to train for 4 years and they just need a warehouse. If everyone did what you do I wouldn't be here, they're just profiting off my hard work"

Dems the breaks bitch.

TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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