TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:12 am

Preezy wrote:Anyone else seen the Waitrose Christmas advert with the cranberry-filled turkey? Looks like they're performing surgery on a slab of meat. Mmmmmm lets slice into this block of turkey and watch all the red sauces and bits ooze out :dread:


I saw that advert the other day. You expect that sort of shitty advert from Iceland, but from Waitrose? Disgusting. I am sticking to Fortnum & Mason’s from now on.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Seven Posers Posing » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:13 am

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Hexx wrote:Can I ask opinions on how something works?

Let's say 10 booked a meal for £10 deposit each at a restaurant.

8 people cancel but 2 still go.

The 2 peoples bill comes to £90.

Would that mean there's nothing further to pay, but the extra £10 is "lost", since the restaurant already received £100
Or
There's £70 still to pay for their meal after their 2 deposits? (with the other 8 deposits being written off)

(I've made up the numbers to better illustrate. It's a real situation at work right now. I'm sure it'd be the later, but the event organised is convinced it's the former. We're not phoning the restaurant and asking because "it's obvious and there's no need!"...)


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Exactly what I was thinking of :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:02 am

Woken up with a cold a few days before my birthday and on the day I have to give a 4 hour training session to some newbies at work :toot:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:28 am



PETA :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by The Cuttcracker Suite » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:12 am

Trust PETA to make a mountain out of a conical mound of loose soil raised by small burrowing mammals, including moles, but also similar animals such as mole-rats, kangaroo moles, and voles.

I think this stems from an article on how the growing mainstream popularity of veganism could bring about a natural evolution of language away from sayings that involve animals. This was naturally lept upon and subsequently reported as "vegans want to ban these sayings because they are offensive" by the usual anti-vegan sadacts.

So of course PETA releases this gooseberry fool to prove those sadacts right. :fp:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Advent7 » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:22 am

And the scwun one (rhymes with wun) only works if you're a twat who pronounces scwun incorrectly anyway.

What kind of posh split is feeding birds scwuns?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by The Cuttcracker Suite » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:25 am

Force feeding a horse is surely more cruel than beating a dead one?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Advent7 » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:37 am

Plot twist: PETA force feed fed horses and they die, resulting in a beating from disgruntled jockeys.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:52 am

Beating a dead horse isn't cruel at all. The horse is dead. It can't be harmed further.

You've really got to take the flower by the thorns with these people, it's getting ridiculous.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Eat it Harvey » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:14 pm

I agree with them. Speciesist bastards everywhere.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Christmas CrackErrkal » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:16 pm

First work drinks tomorrow, is just it going, turns out we have a major supplier in who is trying to make us not can their arses so apparently they will be picking up the tab :D

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Advent7 » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:37 pm

Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:First work drinks tomorrow, is just it going, turns out we have a major supplier in who is trying to make us not can their arses so apparently they will be picking up the tab :D


Dat illegal bribery :datass:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Christmas CrackErrkal » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:44 pm

Advent7 wrote:
Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:First work drinks tomorrow, is just it going, turns out we have a major supplier in who is trying to make us not can their arses so apparently they will be picking up the tab :D


Dat illegal bribery :datass:


It's not bribery as we are already in contract and aren't planning on ending the contract, however they think we are as they have royally strawberry floated up the last few months.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Advent7 » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:45 pm

Plot twist: they pick up the bill then you end the contract

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Christmas CrackErrkal » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:51 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by KK » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:44 pm

Nick Knowles (DIY SOS, Christmas crooner) has just said on I’m a Celebrity tonight that he believes the moon landings were faked. That’s going to make entertaining headlines tomorrow...

Isn’t Freddie Flintoff also a flat earther?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Alvin Flummux » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:20 am

Why are celebrities so strawberry floating stupid?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:12 am

When someone actively believes the moon landings were faked, it's a clear sign that they're a massive strawberry floating idiot and I can't help but lose all respect for them.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by As Fat as Santa » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:17 am

I get why some may think it was fake, due to monumental achievement that seems almost impossible. I also get that there could be reasons and benefits of it being fake. I don't get Flat Earthers though. Who would get any gain from pretend the earth is round?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:19 am

No, you have to be an absolute (and I hate to use the word) retard to believe that man didn't land on the moon.


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