TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Floex » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:04 pm

Dual wrote:No one has mentioned Cadbury Fruit and Nut yet?

lmao this strawberry floating forum


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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Rocsteady » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:07 pm

Nah that's good gooseberry fool man.

Only chocolate I eat now is 80%+, rest tastes too sweet to me now.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by *<]:^D » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:16 pm

Dual wrote:Was waiting for you to show up :lol: the man afraid to put onion in his food.

:lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by I Believe In Stool Bloke » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:46 pm

All about butterscotch chocolate these days :datass:.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Bethlehemster » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:59 pm

Hotel Chocolat is my favourite. But a twix with a brew is godly.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Bunni » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:32 am

Kit kat chunky. Dunk it in a tea and suck the chocolate off. Otherwise wispa gold.

Also that Dyson curling tong looks strawberry floating terrifying. Defo getting scalped with that. (Happened anyway today but at least I didn’t need stitches like my colleague)

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Pacman » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:36 am

NO. LINDOR CHOCOLATE BALLS. I WANT ALL THE BALLS IN MY MOUTH!

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Silent Right » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:45 am

Those Lindor Lindt balls are awful, the liquid chocolate on the inside always grosses me out. Now a Ferrero Rocher! That is a chocolate of the gods.

A lot of times though I can't be arsed with all that fancy chocolate in a bar/ball form, and I just eat Nesquick powder directly out of the tin.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:49 am

Pages and pages of chocolate bar chat just because somebody at my work threw a Twix. :lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Qikz » Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:54 am

Rightey wrote:Those Lindor Lindt balls are awful, the liquid chocolate on the inside always grosses me out. Now a Ferrero Rocher! That is a chocolate of the gods.

A lot of times though I can't be arsed with all that fancy chocolate in a bar/ball form, and I just eat Nesquick powder directly out of the tin.


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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Advent7 » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:22 am

Moggy wrote:Pages and pages of chocolate bar chat just because somebody at my work threw a Twix. :lol:


Chocolate bar and biscuit chat. Twix is a biscuit, nothing more than a rolled up chocolate digestive.

Chocolate digestives :datass:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by That's not a growth » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:28 am

I thought a twix was shortbread?

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:32 am

Ad7 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Pages and pages of chocolate bar chat just because somebody at my work threw a Twix. :lol:


Chocolate bar and biscuit chat. Twix is a biscuit, nothing more than a rolled up chocolate digestive.

Chocolate digestives :datass:


Twix is a chocolate bar according to Wikipedia and I base all of my knowledge on the wonders of Wiki.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Snowballday » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:49 am

I walked past cadburys yesterday. That chocolate smell is always divine.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Preezy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:54 am

Moggy wrote:Pages and pages of chocolate bar chat just because somebody at my work threw a Twix. :lol:

Like the ripples on a pond.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Hexx » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:16 am

Ad7 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Pages and pages of chocolate bar chat just because somebody at my work threw a Twix. :lol:


Chocolate bar and biscuit chat. Twix is a biscuit, nothing more than a rolled up chocolate digestive.

Chocolate digestives :datass:


Have you tried the new Thin Chocolate Digestives? It changes the chocolate to biscuit ratio and is strawberry floating epic.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Advent7 » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:29 am

If anything I'd want more biscuit. My favourite being those little hovis digestive biscuits shaped like a loaf, with a slice of mature cheddar on top :datass:

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Hexx » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:18 am

Ad7 wrote:If anything I'd want more biscuit. My favourite being those little hovis digestive biscuits shaped like a loaf, with a slice of mature cheddar on top :datass:


Have you tried the little balls of digestives covered in chocolate?

Legendarily :)

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Rex Kramer » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:26 am

Ad7 wrote:If anything I'd want more biscuit. My favourite being those little hovis digestive biscuits shaped like a loaf, with a slice of mature cheddar on top :datass:

God tier.

If (and it's probably a big if) you like to cook then I'd recommend making these.

River cottage spelt digestive biscuits

We make these in two slightly different ways: follow this recipe for a digestive to serve with cheese, or reduce the sugar to 100g to create a slightly less sweet biscuit for pâtés. Makes about 30.

250g spelt flour
250g medium oatmeal
250g cold, unsalted butter, cubed
125g soft light brown sugar
a generous pinch of salt
1½ tsp baking powder
10-20ml milk

Put everything except the milk in a food processor and blitz until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Tip into a bowl, then add just enough milk to bring it together into a firm dough. This uncooked dough will keep in the fridge for several days (as long as the milk in it remains fresh).

This makes a very firm, solid dough and, if it's been in the fridge, it will be rock hard, so let it come to room temperature before rolling. Preheat the oven to 160C/325F/gas mark 3 and lightly grease two baking sheets. Put the dough between two sheets of clingfilm or baking parchment, and roll out until 2-3mm thick. Work quickly because it can become sticky as it warms up (return it to the fridge for a bit if this happens). Use a plain round cookie cutter to stamp out the biscuits. Arrange on the baking sheets and bake for 10-12 minutes, until pale golden and just beginning to turn brown around the edges. Leave to cool, then store in an airtight container.


Imagine a hovis biscuit but about 10 x nicer. Well worth the effort.

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PostRe: TCRT 7: Episode 2 - Attack of The Chat
by Bunni » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:51 am

Two digestives and a dollop of jam between. Though in Scotland they use butter :dread:


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