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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Trelliz » Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:44 pm

How appropriate, you strawberry float like a cow.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Qikz » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:16 am

Trelliz wrote:How appropriate, you strawberry float like a cow.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by OnlyShallow » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:45 pm

I herd he was distraught when he found his dead wife. He softly whispered to her "How now, drowned cow....?"

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Mini E » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:47 pm

I think it's a bit harsh how the media have, erm,intruded into his privacy like this...

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Xeno » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:50 pm

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He must be an udder disappoint to his family.


Nah, he was bringing home the beef.

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I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Poser » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:59 pm

Mini E wrote:I think it's a bit harsh how the media have, erm,intruded into his privacy like this...


:lol:

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Wedgie » Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:20 pm

He must be a huge Turtle fan, after all he did a cowbunga.

And the law, being Simpsons fans, must have said: Don't have a cow, man.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:51 pm

Wedgie wrote:And the law, being Simpsons fans, must have said: Don't have a cow, man.


I already did that one!

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Trelliz » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:10 am

I'm curious how anyone found out about him doing this, guess they heard it through the bo-vine.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Lime » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:08 am

*is late to the party, reads 7 pages of puns*

*can't believe no-ones done it (or maybe I missed it)*



Ahem.

"Must have thought it was a drive-moo"

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Victor Mildew » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:09 am

I guess the fact he got caught suggest bovine intervention.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Trelliz » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:58 am

Lime wrote:*is late to the party, reads 7 pages of puns*

*can't believe no-ones done it (or maybe I missed it)*



Ahem.

"Must have thought it was a drive-moo"


Alternatively:

"Must have thought it was a cattle drive-through."

Checkmate.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by finish.last » Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:03 pm

I wonder if he tried to save her? I suppose he would have, if he cud.

I called off his players' names as they came marching up the steps behind him....All nice guys. They'll finish last. Nice guys. Finish last.
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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:23 pm

He just couldn't resist her juicy rump, and he got a T-boner.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Fatal Exception » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:02 am

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:He just couldn't resist her juicy rump, and he got a T-boner.

He saw a cow vagina and it was dripping. He wanted to fillet.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by aayl1 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:23 am

He'll never be the herd of a major corporation.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Irene Demova » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:59 am

I think it's about time this thread was put out to pasture...

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Victor Mildew » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:16 am

We are milking this a bit.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Moggy » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:24 pm

I just can't stand all these cheesy puns.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Irene Demova » Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:52 pm

Moggy wrote:I just can't stand all these cheesy puns.

There might be a dairy regret them


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