Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...

We've had an Abondance of puns.

I personally wouldn't trust the teenager's ac-cow-nt of what happened.... by the sounds of it he was away with the dairies. I simply don't believe that the cow's family would've leather within such close proximity to the boy

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:We've had an Abondance of puns.

It would take Abigar man than me to come up with any more.

Maybe he thought she bore a resemblence to Michelle Heifer?

I'm surprised Buffalo hasn't locked this yet.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I'm surprised Buffalo hasn't locked this yet.

I've been oxen myself why that hasn't happened yet

Irene Demova wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I'm surprised Buffalo hasn't locked this yet.

I've been oxen myself why that hasn't happened yet

Why would he lock a thread about his cousins wedding?

He herd the news and is busy masticating.

I've found this thread to be very a-moo-sing.

Next time he should just use a steak.

Clearly the lad is at fault for only semi-skimming through the local lawbook.

Daisy think she's a looker or is he just udder the thumb?

Enough with the cheesy puns! Yogurt to do better then these.

Bos Selecta

I'm amazed that journalists hoof got the time to chase up stories like these still have jobs in this economy.

A mate of mine used to work at a local paper in Stow; calf the stories he came up with were stranger than this, but because of the troublesome times, those kind of articles aren't a lard anymore.

Lard is made with pork fat. Fail.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Lard is made with pork fat. Fail.

Depends where you get it from. There's no a cow nting for taste.

Bunni wrote:http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632

An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.

He must be an udder disappoint to his family.

Snakes with ~~tits~~ udders.

Will his friends bully him?

He has to marry a cow.

Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...

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