Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...

Errkal wrote:I heard they got done over by the caterers, the food was just slurry.

Wow, sounds like they had it trough.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Errkal wrote:I heard they got done over by the caterers, the food was just slurry.

Wow, sounds like they had it trough.

They did, never go with that caterers, they are called Pat's Food.

Tom Cruise has been cast to play the lad in the Biopic, reprising the role of Methane Hunt.

The jokes in this thread! :lol:

You guys deserve a pat on the back!

The lesson to be learned here is one that Bart Simpson has been preaching for years. Don't have a cow, man.

If they follow through with the exe-moo-tion, the local police are going to face a whole field of questions... But if they don't, what's to stop other teenagers doing the same with udder wildlife?

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:The lesson to be learned here is one that Bart Simpson has been preaching for years. Don't have a cow, man.

Cowabunga, man!

Or, if this was in Italy: Cow-a-bunga-bunga!

We really went hell for leather in this thread, huh?

Presumably the ceremony took place outside - it must have been bloody Freisian.

Bloody hours ago, Poser wrote:That cow looks really cold.

Fresian, in fact.

Eighthours wrote:Presumably the ceremony took place outside - it must have been bloody Freisian.

I wonder who grassed him up?

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To be honest, this story sounds like a whole load of bull.

I heard the lad has a stupid hairstyle, something about a cowlick?

I heard about this through the bovine.

I shall have to ruminate on some more puns.

Pell wrote:Where's the honeymoooooon?

Moo York.

Poser wrote:
Bloody hours ago, Poser wrote:That cow looks really cold.

Fresian, in fact.

Eighthours wrote:Presumably the ceremony took place outside - it must have been bloody Freisian.

so cold that you have to wear a Jersey.

He must be the laughing stock of the town.

4 more for 100 puns! :lol:

Fatal Exception wrote:
Poser wrote:
Bloody hours ago, Poser wrote:That cow looks really cold.

Fresian, in fact.

Eighthours wrote:Presumably the ceremony took place outside - it must have been bloody Freisian.

so cold that you have to wear a Jersey.

strawberry float damn strawberry float - that was my next line!

Didn't moooove quickly enough.

Gandalf wrote:He must be the laughing stock of the town.

4 more for 100 puns!

Nah, we've been going at this for Dulong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cattle_breeds

:shifty:

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