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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Mini E » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:12 pm

They're drowning the cow? I can't believe some of you are finding this a-moo-sing. It's tragic. I can't believe the farmer would've a-breed to have his cow put down!

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Errkal » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:12 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:
Bunni wrote:http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632

An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.


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He must be an udder disappoint to his family.


Avin did.


I hear he like them beefier.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:12 pm

Maybe he just wanted a taste of her beef curtains?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Dandy Kong » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:15 pm

Did the cow's parents have a steak in this?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:15 pm

I like the way that the article is peppered with juicy details.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Ecno » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:17 pm

I'm surprised he wasn't put in prison as she looks udder-age.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Errkal » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:17 pm

I heard they got done over by the caterers, the food was just slurry.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Gandalf » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:19 pm

I herd he was ramming the cow so hard and fast it made the milk shake!

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:21 pm

Errkal wrote:I heard they got done over by the caterers, the food was just slurry.


Wow, sounds like they had it trough.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Errkal » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:21 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Errkal wrote:I heard they got done over by the caterers, the food was just slurry.


Wow, sounds like they had it trough.


They did, never go with that caterers, they are called Pat's Food.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Clarkman » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:22 pm

Tom Cruise has been cast to play the lad in the Biopic, reprising the role of Methane Hunt.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Gandalf » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:23 pm

The jokes in this thread! :lol: You guys deserve a pat on the back!

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:24 pm

The lesson to be learned here is one that Bart Simpson has been preaching for years. Don't have a cow, man.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Mini E » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:39 pm

If they follow through with the exe-moo-tion, the local police are going to face a whole field of questions... But if they don't, what's to stop other teenagers doing the same with udder wildlife?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Dandy Kong » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:35 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:The lesson to be learned here is one that Bart Simpson has been preaching for years. Don't have a cow, man.


Cowabunga, man!

Or, if this was in Italy: Cow-a-bunga-bunga!

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:38 pm

We really went hell for leather in this thread, huh?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Eighthours » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:51 pm

Presumably the ceremony took place outside - it must have been bloody Freisian.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Poser » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:52 pm

Bloody hours ago, Poser wrote:That cow looks really cold.

Fresian, in fact.



Eighthours wrote:Presumably the ceremony took place outside - it must have been bloody Freisian.


;)

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:57 pm

I wonder who grassed him up?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Venom » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:59 pm

To be honest, this story sounds like a whole load of bull.


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