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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Squinty » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:00 pm

So they got the wedding for calf price?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by 1cmanny1 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:00 pm

Poser wrote:I used to think Manny was ok, but his failure to deliver a cow pun taurus apart.


:lol: :(

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Buffalo » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:00 pm

Archive request.

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by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:01 pm

Buff, you'd better add a pun into that post, or I'll have to tan your hide!

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:01 pm

I guess this guy thought he'd steak his claim on dovine female. Maybe he just cown't be boverd with dating the cownventional way? Either way it certainly is a sauce-y situation and I woulnd't be surprised to see him hoof it out of the cowntry asap.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Errkal » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:02 pm

Buffalo wrote:Archive request.


I'd second this moootion

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:03 pm

berni inn before the lock.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Gandalf » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:04 pm

I bet they gave that guy a grilling...

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:04 pm

I'll tell you what, though. What he did takes some bullocks.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Poser » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:05 pm

Errkal wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Archive request.


I'd second this moootion


Yes. Cattle do nicely.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Gandalf » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:05 pm

So they drowned the cow, I bet it's dripping now!

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:07 pm

Guess she's off the market now.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by SEP » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:08 pm

He's not fussy about species. If he can't get a cow, a cattle do.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Errkal » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:09 pm

Apparently she lied about being pregnant to force him into marriage, what a cow.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Gandalf » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:10 pm

Ad7 wrote:Guess she's off the market now.


Living off the grid.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Poser » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:10 pm

Thing is, once they're married, the sex will inevitably have to stop.

I guarantee that in a couple of months, she'd turn down sleeping with him for an evening spent on the sofa, watching Graze Anatomy.

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by Octoroc » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:11 pm

Apparently the groom was a dab hand at balloon modelling. His piece-de-resistance was using a variety of coloured balloons filled with helium to make these amazing flying balloon parrots. Sadly he passed out, so they never got to see his polly-gas-trick.

So far this year, I have eaten NO mince pies.
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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Errkal » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:11 pm

I heard she has some beef with the in-laws, they really dont get on.

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Gandalf » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:11 pm

Hoof thought he's get away with it?

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PostRe: Teen is forced to marry cow he had sex with...
by Fatal Exception » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:11 pm

Bunni wrote:http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632

An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.


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He must be an udder disappoint to his family.


Avin did.

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