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PostRe: Telegraph: I give God of War III an 8, abuse follows
by Thongings » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:44 pm

The backlog continues. A Yakuza 3 review: http://bit.ly/caivoy

I loved this game.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Yakuza 3, officially better than God of War III
by Thongings » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:49 pm

Prison Break: The Conspiracy review: http://bit.ly/cv0H8z

I did not love this game.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Prison Break: The Conspiracy review
by Psychic » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:32 pm

I do love reading a review of a bad game, there's nothing like being able to see a reviewer let rip and completely crush something. Good stuff.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Prison Break: The Conspiracy review
by Thongings » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:41 pm

PsychicSykes wrote:I do love reading a review of a bad game, there's nothing like being able to see a reviewer let rip and completely crush something. Good stuff.


Heh, thanks. It was definitely more fun to write than it was to play, that's for sure. I always feel a bit guilty tearing into someone's work, but, well, if it's rubbish, it's rubbish. Conscience slightly soothed by the fact it's a tie-in.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Prison Break: The Conspiracy review
by Thongings » Wed May 05, 2010 6:57 pm

Here's some (slightly belated) stuff...

Nier review, by Raze! http://bit.ly/bklj8K (Really good stuff, this, do have a read)

Dead to Rights: Retribution review, by me! http://bit.ly/9xx8Ny

There's lots of other stuff too. I haven't updated, as I've been away, getting married (as you may see!)

Enjoy, comment. Etc.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Nier! Dead to Rights!
by Razilez » Thu May 06, 2010 8:57 pm

I have no idea why I'm interested in DtR:R, though I do like my shooters. Might wait till it gets a bit cheaper, but yeah great review there Thongings!

Also, you played Alan Wake yet at all? I'm interested in what you think of the game, as the comments I see everywhere (inlcluding other sites) are really getting me down :(.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Nier! Dead to Rights!
by Thongings » Fri May 07, 2010 11:14 am

Razilez wrote:I have no idea why I'm interested in DtR:R, though I do like my shooters. Might wait till it gets a bit cheaper, but yeah great review there Thongings!

Also, you played Alan Wake yet at all? I'm interested in what you think of the game, as the comments I see everywhere (inlcluding other sites) are really getting me down :(.


Dead to Rights is great fun. Generic as all hell, instantly forgettable, but solidly built and I genuinely enjoyed every second I did spend with it. Though I would say either rent it or wait until the price comes down, which I imagine won't be too long.

I haven't played Alan Wake yet, sadly. But Nick Cowen has and has doodled a review: http://bit.ly/c0vTgD

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PostRe: Telegraph: Nier! Dead to Rights! Alan Wake!
by Razilez » Mon May 10, 2010 1:07 pm

Very nice review there of Alan Wake, and has sent my hype for the game through the roof once again! It's like being on a see-saw here; one minute I'm disappointed, the next I'm giddy with excitement. I'm sure I'll love it.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Nier! Dead to Rights! Alan Wake!
by Thongings » Tue May 11, 2010 7:09 am

Razilez wrote:Very nice review there of Alan Wake, and has sent my hype for the game through the roof once again! It's like being on a see-saw here; one minute I'm disappointed, the next I'm giddy with excitement. I'm sure I'll love it.


Well, not to confuse you even further, having played a decent chunk of Alan Wake now I don't entirely agree with Nick. It's a good game, don't get me wrong, but it just isn't that good. This is all my opinion, of course, but I think if people temper their expectations a little they will have a great time.

Having said that, I haven't finished it yet, and the Episode I finished last night was superb.

Anyway, here's an interview with Sam Lake: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... rview.html

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PostRe: Telegraph: Nier! Dead to Rights! Alan Wake!
by Thongings » Fri May 14, 2010 3:19 pm

I HAS DID SOME WRITTEN

First up, a belated but deserved and heartfelt review of Super Street Fighter IV: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... eview.html

While you're at it, check out this video: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... elite.html

I spoke to a group of lads at Gamerbase in Trocadero about SSFIV, not just any lads, mind, but some of the UK's top players Including Ryan Hart (Euro champ) and the dude he fought in the Paddy Power thing. Good stuff, really eloquent passionate dudes.

And lastly, a little look at the chequered history of video game movie adaptations: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film ... -film.html Interested in your comments on this'un. For the record, this is HOLLYWOOD stuff, which is why I haven't spoken of the rather good animations someone's mentioned there.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Super Street Fighter IV. Video game movies.
by Thongings » Tue May 18, 2010 5:25 pm

Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands review: http://bit.ly/cHajsF

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PostRe: Telegraph: Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands review
by Thongings » Tue May 18, 2010 5:33 pm

Oh, and Nick reviews Red Dead Redemption: http://tinyurl.com/3xltx3g

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PostRe: Telegraph: Prince of Persia, Red Dead Redemption
by Thongings » Mon May 24, 2010 2:26 pm

Super Mario Galaxy 2 review: http://tgr.ph/bGWtoX

And I should have updated with this before, but Raze aces a review of Lost Planet 2: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... eview.html

I know y'all miss him so. :wub:

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PostRe: Telegraph: Super Mario Galaxy 2!!!
by Thongings » Wed May 26, 2010 12:27 pm


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PostRe: Telegraph: Galaxy 2, Blur, The Whispered World
by Psychic » Wed May 26, 2010 7:34 pm

Oh my, that leaderboard function for singleplayer sounds like one of the most obvious yet brilliant inclusions I can imagine for Blur. Good review.

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PostRe: Telegraph: Galaxy 2, Blur, The Whispered World
by Thongings » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:07 am


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PostRe: Telegraph:: No More Heroes 2
by Thongings » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:39 am

Raze has reviewed Alpha Protocol. You all should really, really read it. I genuinely believe it's the best review of it out there.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... eview.html

And Nick interviews Bizarre about Blur. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... rview.html

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PostRe: Telegraph: Alpha Protocol
by Razilez » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:17 pm

Yeah I read the AP review and I agree with him (and it's very well written too). Posted my thoughts on the game in the official topic. Damn does it infuriate me! :x

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PostRe: Telegraph: Alpha Protocol
by Dual » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:21 pm

Meant to put this in here ages ago, but I enjoyed the review on SSFIV :)

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PostRe: Telegraph: Alpha Protocol
by Thongings » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:46 pm

Haven't posted in here for a while, but thought I'd dump a few links for your reading pleasure.

Lego Harry Potter years 1-4 review (me): http://bit.ly/9CIs7K

Transformers review (me): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... eview.html

Naughty Bear review (Raze): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... eview.html

Joe Danger review (Martin Gaston): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/v ... eview.html

And last but certainly not least, Nick went to E3 and did STUFF, including previews of Rage, Kinect, FIFA11, CoD: Black Ops. We have an E3 page with that on: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/e3/

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