Tennis Thread

[President Evil]

Good start for Murray.

[Lionsheart]

Why do people even like Murray? He's such a whiner.

[Cardinal Chunder]

Why do people even like Murray. He's such a whiner.

Who gives a strawberry float? He's a talented tennis player.

[Memento Mori]

And Murray has lost.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Why do people even like Murray. He's such a whiner.

Who gives a strawberry float? He's a talented tennis player.

Hmm, I tend to judge people on their personality, rather than skill, and I don't like the guy.

[President Evil]

Why do people even like Murray. He's such a whiner.

Who gives a ****? He's a talented tennis player.

Hmm, I tend to judge people on their personality, rather than skill, and I don't like the guy.

I don't like him but still support him.

[Lionsheart]

Good stuff

[TigaSefi]

Federer is a robot that's for sure. And the match hasn't exploded like yesterday yet. I think it took a lot out of Murray.

[Adam Pollard]

Murray is going to really struggle to hang with Federer in this kind of form. Irresistable stuff.

[Nova]

Good stuff from Federer. Still, I think Andy can give him a good go, even if he does look a little flat after yesterday's epic drain on his resources.

[President Evil]

Federer is all over Murray.

[JNR]

Nice to see Murray is wearing Fred Perry.

Oh hang on, he is self declared Scottish, distancing himself from England at every opertunity in both Tennis and Football. Get that strawberry floating Fred Perry off your back you pretender.



Perhaps he should choose a quality tennis brand from his homeland? Oh, wait a minute, there aren't any.

[Warioman]

I expect Federer to race through this match in straight sets by 12am.

[Henke]

Nice to see Murray is wearing Fred Perry.

Oh hang on, he is self declared Scottish, distancing himself from England at every opertunity in both Tennis and Football. Get that strawberry floating Fred Perry off your back you pretender.



Perhaps he should choose a quality tennis brand from his homeland? Oh, wait a minute, there aren't any.

[JNR]

Nice to see Murray is wearing Fred Perry.

Oh hang on, he is self declared Scottish, distancing himself from England at every opertunity in both Tennis and Football. Get that strawberry floating Fred Perry off your back you pretender.



Perhaps he should choose a quality tennis brand from his homeland? Oh, wait a minute, there aren't any.

He could have at least contacted Scottish Lyle and Scott to branch out into the tennis sportwear demographic from the golf and fashion niche.

It's just so obvious.

Bloody Scotts.

[DML]

Nice to see Murray is wearing Fred Perry.

Oh hang on, he is self declared Scottish, distancing himself from England at every opertunity in both Tennis and Football. Get that ******* Fred Perry off your back you pretender.



Perhaps he should choose a quality tennis brand from his homeland? Oh, wait a minute, there aren't any.

I'll join you on that one Henke, what ARE you blathering about JNR?

[JNR]

Nice to see Murray is wearing Fred Perry.

Oh hang on, he is self declared Scottish, distancing himself from England at every opertunity in both Tennis and Football. Get that ******* Fred Perry off your back you pretender.



Perhaps he should choose a quality tennis brand from his homeland? Oh, wait a minute, there aren't any.

I'll join you on that one Henke, what ARE you blathering about JNR?

Jesus Christ DML, do you not understand what is happening? Fred Perry is a cherished English tennis brand and fashion icon revered the world over. It is a symbol of sporting excellence from the sporting man Fred Perry himself, an Englishman. Murray has frequently spoke out about not feeling British, and instead representing Scotland.

If he's that bothered, turn down the sponsorship and sort out one yourself. Like I brilliantly suggested with Lyle and Scott earlier (I should have been in advertising management, I'm wasted as it is).

[Nova]

Nice to see Murray is wearing Fred Perry.

Oh hang on, he is self declared Scottish, distancing himself from England at every opertunity in both Tennis and Football. Get that ******* Fred Perry off your back you pretender.



Perhaps he should choose a quality tennis brand from his homeland? Oh, wait a minute, there aren't any.

I'll join you on that one Henke, what ARE you blathering about JNR?

Jesus Christ DML, do you not understand what is happening? Fred Perry is a cherished English tennis brand and fashion icon revered the world over. It is a symbol of sporting excellence from the sporting man Fred Perry himself, an Englishman. Murray has frequently spoke out about not feeling British, and instead representing Scotland.

If he's that bothered, turn down the sponsorship and sort out one yourself. Like I brilliantly suggested with Lyle and Scott earlier (I should have been in advertising management, I'm wasted as it is).

[Cardinal Chunder]

Murray's getting torn apart.

[Memento Mori]

Murray's getting torn apart.

Surprised? Murray is tired and Federer is better.