The - how are you feeling today? - thread.

[Hexx]

I have the flu

Went to a house party at the weekend, spoke to a wicked girl for ages only to find out she has a boyfriend Oh and the fact she was a few months pregnant. I sure know how to pick em

By the sound of it you must like chatting up chubbies.


My "Winter Veggie" soup turns out to be "Winter Veggie and Bacon".

[Slayerx]

I have the flu

Went to a house party at the weekend, spoke to a wicked girl for ages only to find out she has a boyfriend Oh and the fact she was a few months pregnant. I sure know how to pick em

I went through a phase of liking girls who turned out to be with someone or lesbians

[Outrunner]

I feel like hitting rude customers in the face with a baseball bat! You're pleasant, friendly, go out of your way to help and all you get back is sarcasm and nastiness. I used to love working with the public now I'm starting to despise everyone of the strawberry floaters that comes through the door.

On a brighter note I'm pretty chuffed with my ferret training. So far he's mastered recall, high five and beg. I'm considering doing some basic heel work with him sometime soon.

[Floex]

I have the flu

Went to a house party at the weekend, spoke to a wicked girl for ages only to find out she has a boyfriend Oh and the fact she was a few months pregnant. I sure know how to pick em

I went through a phase of liking girls who turned out to be with someone or lesbians

I here thee brother. Strange thing was, I left for a bit, came back and she came over to me and started chatting again. Women, eh?

I feel like hitting rude customers in the face with a baseball bat! You're pleasant, friendly, go out of your way to help and all you get back is sarcasm and nastiness. I used to love working with the public now I'm starting to despise everyone of the strawberry floaters that comes through the door.

Where do you work, Outrunner? I remember my time at Game and it truely sunk home how the general public are a load of strawberry floating morons. Not all just 98% that cam through that door each day

[Outrunner]

I feel like hitting rude customers in the face with a baseball bat! You're pleasant, friendly, go out of your way to help and all you get back is sarcasm and nastiness. I used to love working with the public now I'm starting to despise everyone of the ******* that comes through the door.

Where do you work, Outrunner? I remember my time at Game and it truely sunk home how the general public are a load of ******* morons. Not all just 98% that cam through that door each day

In a library, though these days it feels like a cross between a creche, a youth club and a drop in centre for all the worthless strawberry floats who have no where else to go. Sorry, just venting.

[gaminglegend]

I have the flu

Went to a house party at the weekend, spoke to a wicked girl for ages only to find out she has a boyfriend Oh and the fact she was a few months pregnant. I sure know how to pick em

I went through a phase of liking girls who turned out to be with someone or lesbians

are you perhaps this chap?

[Mr Thropwimp]

I echo the comments about the general public.

[Captain Kinopio]

The combination of a slightly iffy interview, waiting around in the cold for a train, Animal Crossing not arriving, having to work the next 3 days and there being fish for dinner, means I am strawberry floating pissed off at the moment.

I want to punch something.

[Drumstick]

What was the interview for, Herbi(-vore)?

I heard back about my interview today, and I didn't get the job. Despite overwhelming praise about how I came across in the interview, my qualifications, my willingness to start early, they turned me down because... I can't drive. Despite this job having nothing to do with driving whatsoever.

[Captain Kinopio]

A job at the MOD

[PuppetBoy]

I hate it when people don't text back.

[Knoyleo]

I went through a phase of liking girls who turned out to be with someone or lesbians

The excuses people give, eh?

[Captain Kinopio]

Anger has been replaced with a brain splitting headache.

Today has not been a good day

[Madness]

Anger has been replaced with a brain splitting headache.

Today has not been a good day

Some good news then, I sent SFU today.

[JiggerJay]

I have been feeling like gooseberry fool since yesterday, very long story includes bowle movements!

Bascially I think I ate a dodgy sausage roll, I bought one from asda about 3pm yesterday, and it tasted like gooseberry fool, but me in my greediness decided to finish it off, We got back about 6pm, and by that point I had a real bad headache, and a kickass fever, So i decided to go to bed early, so between the hours of 6pm and 7am, whilst I am continuinly trying to get some sleep, with the window wide open I might add! (I love the cold.) I just couldn't get comfortable enough to sleep for more than about 15 minutes, but everytime I went to sleep I had the same strawberry floating strawberry floated up dream.

I remember most of this dream, as it happened over and over again, Basically there was a group of us randoms, and me, on a real life version on the Blackout map from Halo 3, and Micheal Caffey (Brotherhood) had randomly placed £1,000 bundles of cash all over the level, and I manage to get all of them every time, I don't remember much after that, but that seems pretty strawberry floated up!

Now I got up today/already awake, about 7am, and I have the worst kind of the gooseberry fools I have ever had! I have probabily lost a stone already, it's strawberry floating awful stuff!

[Mockmaster]

[Hexx]

Exam this afternoon.

[Mockmaster]

Exam this afternoon.

[Hexx]

Exam this afternoon.

Que?

[Fatal Exception]

Prostate Exam?