The 1st Annual GRcade Awards Ceremony

Cuttooth wrote:I actually came close to voting for Mafro but then he said he wouldn't deserve it so I changed my mind.

Probably would have won it as well...



Congrats, Irene.

Caliban wrote:No-one cares about
Jiggly, neither green Parksey
Dalax placed third here.

BobbyD is new?!
Mafro and Pacman also.
Spare line, spare line, spare.

rink, gone forever?
Trapped in void with Sarge and the
Master who is Drunk.

Mafro wrote:These haikus

Cuttooth wrote:

Mafro wrote:These haikus

They're brilliant.

Oh Teh Noes wrote:Not as good as mine.

Cuttooth wrote:

Mafro wrote:These haikus

They're brilliant.

Danny Dyer wrote:Hi, I’m Danny Dyer, and I’m gonna strawberry float you up good and propa me ol mucka. Uh, I mean, I’m honoured an all that to be presentin this award for, uh, whateva this is. But, before we get to the nitty gritty of me openin this ol envelope ere and readin out the name of the guy that won, I’ve got somefin to get off my chest, innit. I’m talking about my unfair rep-ree-sen-tay-shun in the meeja, inn I? Just because I’m a little bit woah, a little bit waay, people think I’m some kind of lairy Cockney geeza who don’t even have a brain in is ead.

Well, that could not be furva from the truth, as I am in actual fact a very sensitive individual with many foibles and emotional frailties. Like, for example, the uva day I was shouting at this geeza and he said that if I didn’t shut up he’d lamp me one round the ear ole. I don’t mind tellin you now that I went back to my swanky pad in Kensington and cried my little Cockney eyes out, which proves what a sensitive and complex person I really am. Now hopefully all the birds dahn the pub will want to shag the livin daylights outta me – but before you get ideas, ladies, I ain’t never gonna give a dog a bone, so make sure you get the slap out and put on a nice top that leaves nofin to the imagination. Tasty.

Right, then... the winner of the Most Entertainin Forumite goes to...






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Zenigame, innit.

God wrote:COWER, FOOLISH MORTAL!

wrote:Eep.

God wrote:I AM YOUR LORD! WORSHIP ME, OR SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY IN THE FIERY PIT OF HELL!

Ha, only kidding. You humans always fall for the vengeful God bit. You guys are so gullible.

Anyway, thanks for asking me to present this award, I’m honoured to do it. You might not realise this, but I get pretty bored up in my Kingdom. All day I just sit there on my throne made of clouds, waiting for my next meal. Really. Every now and then the wife comes in and asks me to put up a shelf or some such rubbish, but who can be bothered to do that sort of menial task? Particularly when you’re an omnipotent being such as myself.

I go out to the pub with my son every now and then, but the Holy Ghost always weasles his way into the party. I keep telling him, this is just a quiet family drink, but he won’t have it. He’s always getting tequila slammers and making us do them with him, and I can never remember whether it goes salt then lemon or lemon then salt. So we stopped going out altogether out of embarrassment. Such a shame.

The wife suggested that I try and make another universe. I tried that once and, well, we all know how that turned out. Oh, there’s nothing wrong with it, per se, it’s just a bit... I don’t know, it just doesn’t seem to work properly. I never expected all that Northern Lights stuff – that took me completely by surprise. I’m not even entirely sure how that works, to be completely honest with you.

Oh, and you guys don’t have a sense of humour. I put those fossils there, and I thought you guys would get the joke straight away. Apparently not. Come on, people, they look stupid, and it doesn’t make any sense if you think about it... well, I’m not going to explain the joke, jokes are never funny when you have to explain them. Hopefully you’ll crack the code I left in your genomes soon, I need a good chuckle.

Anyway, I'm rambling, I do that too often. I actually only intended on having three commandments, but then I lost track of what I was saying...

Hmmmm. The winner of this most prestigious of awards, the Forumite of the Year, is...








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Um, can't quite read that, let me get my glasses...









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