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The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING CLOSES END OF AUGUST!

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:22 am
by JK
That's right, it's the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence!

By which I mean...

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The 1st Annual GRcade Awards!

Thank you to Cal for the awesome banner design!

Last week, I asked you to nominate those forumites, threads and events that you felt need recognition. Well, you responded in droves and I can now reveal the offical nominations for the awards! Some categories were closely fought, whereas others had obvious leaders from the start - no prizes for guessing which!

Strictly in alphabetical order, the nominations are...

Forumite of the Year

chalkitdown

Cuttooth

Drumstick

Mockmaster

Sarge

The Alchemist Penguin


Most Entertaining Forumite


chalkitdown

Herbi

HSH28

Nood

Rogueleader

Zenigame


Most Missed Forumite

Buffalo

Drunken_Master

Pell

rinks

Sarge

The Baron Of Rhymes


Most Underappreciated Forumite

Bud Clay

Dalax

jiggles

Parksey

Rogueleader

St. Nick


Best Newcomer

Bunni

BobbyD

G-Ratasaurus Rex

Irene Demova

Mafro

Pacman


Most Helpful Forumite

chalkitdown

Greengecko

Hexx

karlprof

Sarge

Winckle


Best Username


Charles Carmichael

Grumpy David

Jimmy Shedders

Memento Mori

more_heat_than_light

reactant mob driven


Oddest Forumite




1cmanny1

Adam231

HSH28

reactant mob driven

Rogueleader


Biggest Spammer


Anung

Denster

Irene Demova

MCN

Memento Mori

OTN


Best Forum Game

AYAW?

FIFA: The Rivals

Forumite Forefeits

GRAPL

Sig Swap

The Eliminator


Most Memorable Event


BLH's Chernobyl thread

Day 1

Deletion of TCRT

DML's performance on Going For Gold

Grumpy David's performance on Total Wipeout

The infamous Mass Wank thread and subsequent fallout


Best GGC Thread

Bargain Alerts

Currently Playing

FIFA 09

FIFA: The Rivals

Motorstorm Mondays

The PSN thread


Best Non-GGC Thread


The Football thread

Last Film

Pics/Gifs

The Poker thread

USTV

The Wrestling thread


Best Long Running Thread

Last Film

The Poker thread

Pictures/Gifs

The Chat Room Thread

The Midnight Thread

USTV


Biggest Facepalm

Adam 231's soggy Pringle incident

DML's performance on Going For Gold

Eighthours in general

HSH28's post history

Igor's relationships

MCN's post history


Best Meme

Alvin would

Drive-thru

External hard drive recommendation

Portsmouth Pirates

Shock gif
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Toast (what goes on it and the chances of it remaining there)


Worst Meme

Drive-thru

Mayne

Secret, secret

Tit shitting

Toast (what goes on it and the chances of it remaining there)

"That's the joke."

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So, those are the main categories. There is also a Super Special Awesome Bonus Award for The Best Quotation, which has just three nominations. Each nomination is accompanied by a short comment from the forumite responsible, hopefully putting it into some kind of context.

QUOTATION 1
"Well done on removing the heart of the community."
-MCN

MCN wrote:To put it in context, I was angry. Angry at the sudden removal of TCRT without prior warning, or a chance to adjust to the idea of having a major thread being removed. And I believe that TCRT and TMT are important threads for the community. After all, a community is not just built on the serious stuff. Every good community has somewhere to chill out and chew the fat. That's what TCRT did. To remove that, was to remove in important part of what made GRcade such a decent community, in my opinion.


QUOTATION 2
"This isn't up for debate guys. We're not having a mass wank thread, get over it."
-Garth

Garth wrote:Mass wank threads are bad, mmkay.


QUOTATION 3
"I'm going to ban the living gooseberry fool out of you."
-Eighthours

Eighthours wrote:Er... official comment? Hmmm. Let me get back to you on that one.


So, there we have it! All nominees should be incredibly proud that they have reached this point in the proceedings, but it doesn't end there! I'll be needing your votes for who wins the glittering prizes!

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SAMPLE AWARD

Simply copy and paste the form below and put your votes in the correct boxes, then PM me. Names in the first box earn 3 points, names in the second earn 2 and names in the third box earn 1. So, for example, if you voted the following in the Most Entertaining award...

[1] Forumite A
[2] Forumite X
[3] Forumite 8hrs


...Forumite A would be awarded the most points (3), while Forumite X and Forumite 8hrs would earn 2 and 1 points respectively. The forumite with the most points when voting closes is the winner! For the Super Special Awesome Bonus Award for The Best Quotation, you can only vote for one quotation.

Voting will be open FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE - due to changing plans and whatnot I don't know when I'll have time to count the votes, but rest assured that I will and that I will give adequate notice before voting closes.

Thank you for reading, and I hope you support The First Annual GRcade Awards!

VOTING FORM

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Forumite of the Year (noms. chalkitdown; Cuttooth; Drumstick; Mockmaster; Sarge; The Alchemist Penguin)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Most Entertaining Forumite (noms. chalkitdown; Herbi; HSH28; Nood; Rogueleader; Zenigame)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Most Missed Forumite (noms. Buffalo; Drunken_Master; Pell; rinks; Sarge; The Baron Of Rhymes)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Most Underappreciated Forumite (noms. Bud Clay; Dalax; jiggles; Parksey; Rogueleader; St. Nick)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Best Newcomer (noms. Bunni; BobbyD; G-Ratasaurus Rex; Irene Demova; Mafro; Pacman)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Most Helpful Forumite (noms. chalkitdown; Greengecko; Hexx; karlprof; Sarge; Winckle)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Best Username (noms. Charles Carmichael; Grumpy David; Jimmy Shedders; Memento Mori; more_heat_than_light; reactant mob driven)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Oddest Forumite (noms. ∑; 1cmanny1; Adam231; HSH28; reactant mob driven; Rogueleader)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Biggest Spammer (noms. Anung; Denster; Irene Demova; MCN; Memento Mori; OTN)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Best Forum Game (noms. AYAW?; FIFA: The Rivals; Forumite Forefeits; GRAPL; Sig Swap; The Eliminator)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Most Memorable Event (noms. BLH's Chernobyl thread; Day 1; Deletion of TCRT; DML's performance on Going For Gold; Grumpy David's performance on Total Wipeout; The infamous Mass Wank thread and subsequent fallout)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Best GGC Thread (noms. Bargain Alerts; Currently Playing; FIFA 09; FIFA: The Rivals; Motorstorm Mondays; The PSN thread)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Best Non-GGC Thread (noms. The Football thread; Last Film; Pics/Gifs; The Poker thread; USTV; The Wrestling thread)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Best Long Running Thread (noms. Last Film; The Poker thread; Pictures/Gifs; The Chat Room Thread; The Midnight Thread; USTV)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Biggest Facepalm (noms. Adam 231's soggy Pringle incident; DML's performance on Going For Gold; Eighthours in general; HSH28's post history; Igor's relationships; MCN's post history)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Best Meme (noms. Alvin would; Drive-thru; External hard drive recommendation; Portsmouth Pirates; Shock gif; Toast)
[1]
[2]
[3]

Worst Meme (noms. Drive-thru; Mayne; Secret, secret; Tit shitting; Toast; "That's the joke.")
[1]
[2]
[3]

Quotation (noms. MCN - "Heart of community"; Garth - "No wank thread"; Eighthours - "Ban living gooseberry fool")
[1]


Thank you so much.

Incidentally, there are a couple of auxillary awards I should announce:

Pacman wins the Tony Blair Award For Services To Sycophancy for nominating me (and only me) in the Forumite of the Year category.

Memento Mori wins the Attention Whore Award for nominating himself in every category, even the bad ones.

MCN wins the Just Because You Appreciate It, That Doesn't Make It Okay Award for nominating himself for Biggest Spammer.


Cheers bruv. Vote away!

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:24 am
by Pilch
Jonathan, I hate to be a bore, but you need to change that yellow text. My tired old eyes can't read it!

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:25 am
by LewisD
No nominations?!

What is this? The middle ages?

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:27 am
by Cuttooth
JK wrote:Best Meme

Drive-thru

Toast (what goes on it and the chances of it remaining there)


Worst Meme

Drive-thru

Toast (what goes on it and the chances of it remaining there)




Memento Mori wins the Attention Whore Award for nominating himself in every category, even the bad ones.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I take it we can't be voting for ourselves now, can we?

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:29 am
by Memento Mori
2 nominations?


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Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:29 am
by Irene Demova
Memento Mori wrote:2 nominations?


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I got 2 and I didn't even nominate myself 8-)

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:30 am
by St Nick
Most under-appreciated? :o

You guys. :oops:

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:31 am
by Memento Mori
Mr.Cholmondley-Warner wrote:No nominations?!

What is this? The middle ages?

I voted for you son and JK even if he denies it now.

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:32 am
by JK
Pilch wrote:Jonathan, I hate to be a bore, but you need to change that yellow text. My tired old eyes can't read it!


Don't ever say I don't do anything for you.

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:32 am
by satriales
The cool guys are the ones that didn't get nominated 8-) :shifty:

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:33 am
by Pilch
JK wrote:
Pilch wrote:Jonathan, I hate to be a bore, but you need to change that yellow text. My tired old eyes can't read it!


Don't ever say I don't do anything for you.


Oh you're such a dear! :wub:

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:34 am
by Irene Demova
St Nick wrote:Most under-appreciated? :o

You guys. :oops:

Well your keeping's not good enough to get noticed by the masses

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:34 am
by Count Nood
Most entertaining? :wub:

Portsmouth Pirates nominated best meme, hells yeah. :mrgreen:

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:34 am
by The Alchemist Penguin
JK wrote:Forumite of the Year
The Alchemist Penguin


Oh. Wow! :shock:

Haha. Thanks, guys. I'm seriously chuffed even to be nominated. What a wonderful delight. :D

Let's get all our votes in before AYAB? goes horribly wrong and I get blamed for it all. ;)

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:35 am
by Mafro
Me being under "best newcomer" is both :wub:and :fp:

I was on Gamesradar, just didn't post as much as I do here.

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:35 am
by Jax
aw.

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:35 am
by Captain Kinopio
:wub:
I may have been convinced to vote.

Also Fifa The Rivals wasn't a GGC thread

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:35 am
by Poncho
Goodbye forever.

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:36 am
by Count Nood
Herbi wrote:Also Fifa The Rivals wasn't a GGC thread


The one I nominated was

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2168

Re: The 1st Annual GRcade Awards: VOTING

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:37 am
by St Nick
Irene Demova wrote:
St Nick wrote:Most under-appreciated? :o

You guys. :oops:

Well your keeping's not good enough to get noticed by the masses



You are aware I'm the current England keeper?

The whole of actual England knows who I am, boot cleaner.