My fellow worshippers, we are gathered once more to witness another year of celebrity deaths. As we enter our 5th year of harvests, we must preserve our ancient and sacred traditions!
Last year's efforts definitely slacked off in terms of both quantity and quality, and the Blood Gods have taken notice - they must be appeased lest we suffer their wrath!
2020 Sacrifices:Derek Acorah (charlatan)
Neil Peart (musician)
Christopher Tolkien (High Elf)
Derek Fowlds (actor)
Terry Jones (Monty Python actor)
Brice Armstrong (voice actor)
Kobe Bryant (NBA legend)
Nicholas Parsons (broadcaster)
Kirk Douglas (Spartacus)
Caroline Flack (tv presenter)
Harry Gregg (footballer)
Hosni Mubarak (Egyptian Pharaoh)
Jens Nygaard Knudsen (LEGO inventor dude)
David Roback (guitarist)
Max Von Sydow (actor)
Kenny Rogers (singer, fried chicken magnate)
Albert Uderzo (Asterisk creator, Gaul)
Eddie Large (comedian)
Bill Withers (musician)
Lord Bath (Longleat dude)
Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore)
Dieter Laser (Human Centipede fella)
Stirling Moss (racing driver)
Tim Brooke-Taylor (comedian, actor)
Brian Dennehy (actor)
Irrfan Khan (actor)
Sam Lloyd (actor, comedian)
Florian Schneider (musician)
Little Richard (singer)
Jerry Stiller (comedian, actor)
Fred Willard (actor)
Willie Thorne (snooker player, commentator)
Dame Vera Lynn (singer)
Ian Holm (actor)
Joel Schumacher (director)
Liam Treadwell (jockey)
Carl Reiner (actor)
Ennio Morricone (composer)
Jack Charlton (World Cup winning footballer)
Kelly Preston (actress)
Annie Ross (singer/actress)
Peter Green (Fleetwood Mac founding member)
Olivia de Havilland (actress)
Alan Parker (director)
Chadwick Boseman (actor)
Dam Diana Rigg (actress)
Ruth Bader Ginsberg (US Supreme Court judge)
Michael Lonsdale (actor)
Jackie Stallone (Sly's mum)
Ron Cobb (conceptual artist and production designer)
Eddie Van Halen (musician)
Johnny Nash (musician)
James Randi (skeptic, magician)
Bobby Ball (comedian/munition)
Nobby Stiles (England World Cup winner)
Sir Sean Connery (actor, Bond)
John Sessions (actor, comedian)
Geoffrey Palmer (actor)
Alex Trebek (gameshow host)
Des O'Connor (comedian, presenter)
Ray Clemence (footballer)
Diego Maradona (footballer)
David Prowse (Darth Vader's body)
Hugh Keays-Byrne (actor)
Paolo Rossi (Italy World Cup winner)
Dame Barbara Windsor (actress)
Tom “Tiny” Lister Jr (actor)
John le Carré (author)
Gerard Houllier (football manager)
Jeremy Bulloch (actor, Boba Fett)
Tommy Docherty (football manager)