The ailments thread.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Pilch » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:11 pm

I have a spot on my chin and another on my cheekbone. Both are mildly annoying.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Hexx » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:12 pm

Hero of Canton wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Hero of Canton wrote:I have to have a gastroscopy tomorrow to find out what's causing me to feel like my lungs are being constantly crushed. I also currently have a sore throat and a cold. And a headache. Thanks, life.


That's the camera up your popper right?

You should eat funny stuff tonight to try and make it different colours!


No, it's down my throat. And I'm not allowed to eat for 12 hours beforehand.


Well in that case you should shove funny stuff up your popper to try and change the colour! :D

(May Gran had one of those...get plenty of Ice Cream/Sorbets/Ice chips in the fridge! Hope they find something!*)


(*Not because I want something to be wrong, but I want you to be able to know what's wrong with you!...you know...besides the obvious)

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Octoroc » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:16 pm

Hero of Canton wrote:
Octoroc wrote:You've got bums on the brain you have.


Does that count as an ailment, though?


I'm not qualified to answer that question.

So far this year, I have eaten NO mince pies.
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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by KK » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:17 pm

In fact, come to think of it, there is one. I'm always rather constipated - but that's probably mostly down to the rubbish I eat. But it's definitely been getting worse. I've gone from spending about 10 minutes on the toilet to half hour. Which is rubbish.

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by Jimmy Shedders » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:24 pm

I had a poo the other day that must have lasted at least half an hour.

There was so much shite, but it wouldn't come out.

I was straining for strawberry floating ages. :cry:

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by Octoroc » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:25 pm

KKLEIN wrote:In fact, come to think of it, there is one. I'm always rather constipated - but that's probably mostly down to the rubbish I eat. But it's definitely been getting worse. I've gone from spending about 10 minutes on the toilet to half hour. Which is rubbish.


Half an hour on the bog? You're heading for Hemorrhoid-City U.S.A. my friend!

Eat prunes.

So far this year, I have eaten NO mince pies.
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by Red » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:28 pm

I'm like a walking pharmacy at the moment, years of neglecting my body and generally abusing it (it's the university way!) have caught up with me. I'm on thyroxine (which renders my prescriptions free, thank god), mirtazipine, diazepam, vitamin D supplements, extra-strong Vitamin B compound, iron tablets, laxatives to counteract the side-effects of the iron tablets, steroid cream for my hands and the pill, to prevent myself coming down with a bad case of pregnancy.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Nathanbrains » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:29 pm

Pilch wrote:I have a spot on my chin and another on my cheekbone. Both are mildly annoying.


Kill them with fire!

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by KK » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:30 pm

Octoroc wrote:You're heading for Hemorrhoid-City U.S.A. my friend!

I hear it's a gooseberry fool hole.








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by Forest » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:42 pm

I'm still recovering from my first experience of MDMA. I've finally shaken the headache I've had since Saturday morning but I'm still constantly knackered and have these weird pulses/flashes of vertigo/nausea/knees about to give out.

i don't think I'll be doing MDMA again.

For those that don't know, MDMA is the ingredient in the Ecstasy drug that makes you all high an' stuff.

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by Commander Jameson » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:43 pm

Forest wrote:I'm still recovering from my first experience of MDMA. I've finally shaken the headache I've had since Saturday morning but I'm still constantly knackered and have these weird pulses/flashes of vertigo/nausea/knees about to give out.

i don't think I'll be doing MDMA again.

For those that don't know, MDMA is the ingredient in the Ecstasy drug that makes you all high an' stuff.


It sounds like its been cut with something nasty. You have been unlucky.

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by Forest » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:48 pm

Commander Jameson wrote:
Forest wrote:I'm still recovering from my first experience of MDMA. I've finally shaken the headache I've had since Saturday morning but I'm still constantly knackered and have these weird pulses/flashes of vertigo/nausea/knees about to give out.

i don't think I'll be doing MDMA again.

For those that don't know, MDMA is the ingredient in the Ecstasy drug that makes you all high an' stuff.


It sounds like its been cut with something nasty. You have been unlucky.

I thought that too. When I spoke to one of my mates about it he just said that it's just something you have to put up with. I dunno how the other 5 chaps faired compared to me. I've only spoken to one of them so far and he just said that occasionally you have a long/nasty recovery from it. :?

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Octoroc » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:50 pm

Commander Jameson wrote:
Forest wrote:I'm still recovering from my first experience of MDMA. I've finally shaken the headache I've had since Saturday morning but I'm still constantly knackered and have these weird pulses/flashes of vertigo/nausea/knees about to give out.

i don't think I'll be doing MDMA again.

For those that don't know, MDMA is the ingredient in the Ecstasy drug that makes you all high an' stuff.


It sounds like its been cut with something nasty. You have been unlucky.


Aye, I always thought one of the best things about 'E' was the relatively pleasant comedown. That was back in the days of getting mashed on your original disco-biscuits though- not these nasty cheap pills that are doing the rounds these days.

So far this year, I have eaten NO mince pies.
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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Forest » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:53 pm

Just to clarify, I tried the powder not a pill.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Commander Jameson » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:55 pm

Forest wrote:Just to clarify, I tried the powder not a pill.


Thats a given these days. My learned friend is referring to the dim and distant past when pills cost £20 and fried your brain.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Forest » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:02 pm

I thought pills were still standard? Seems a bit of a hassle getting your baggy out in a club dipping your finger in it and having to grab a drink quick to get the vile taste out. Having said that I not smoked ganj or even drank in over 2 years so I'm not down with the young people, like I guess I should be.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Commander Jameson » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:10 pm

Personally, I do a Johnny Cash. Cheap, cheerful and achievable from the back of bank card.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Rax » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:15 pm

Commander Jameson wrote:My right knee is aching.


Mines been like that for years. You get used to it.

Have bruises on my forearms, nothing major they just look really weird, Im sure Ill survive.

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Gandalf » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:18 pm

My hangover from the weekend has finally gone!

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PostRe: The ailments thread.
by Commander Jameson » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:19 pm

Raxicori wrote:
Commander Jameson wrote:My right knee is aching.


Mines been like that for years. You get used to it.



Its usually a winter thing, but its really playing up today.


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