The Snooker thread!

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PostRe: The Alvin and Azza are dicks Snooker thread!
by Vermin » Mon May 07, 2012 11:02 am

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TimeGhost wrote:Love watching a bit of snooker when nothing else is on, but it's corrupt as strawberry float and we all know it.

What?


Half the players are on the take. You see that sitter O'Sullivan missed? Meant to. In fact, the balls have special devices in them planted by the mafia which are controlled remotely from the audience.

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PostRe: The Alvin and Azza are dicks Snooker thread!
by satriales » Mon May 07, 2012 11:33 am


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PostRe: The Alvin and Azza are dicks Snooker thread!
by Vermin » Mon May 07, 2012 11:58 am

Michaela Tabb. :datass:

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PostRe: The Alvin and Azza are dicks Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 12:06 pm

I'm absurdly pleased that this has reached two pages. :oops:

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Alvin and Azza are dicks Snooker thread!
by aayl1 » Mon May 07, 2012 12:13 pm

I'm not.

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PostRe: The Alvin and Azza are dicks Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 12:16 pm

:P

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by 1cmanny1 » Mon May 07, 2012 12:55 pm

I could talk about racism if you want, that would make it reach a few more I bet.

I saw a snooker player in NZ once, he could get all the balls in the holes in like 40 seconds. I thought the good ones could get them all in one go? But I don't know anything about this sport, don't you have like professional dart players as well in the UK? :lol: Not to mention the Chess-Boxing.

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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Somebody Else's Problem » Mon May 07, 2012 1:09 pm

Manny, were you dropped on your head as a child?

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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by z » Mon May 07, 2012 1:24 pm

i have money spread across ronnie winning by various handicaps so i hope he comes out and pummel carter. also something about carters expressions that just annoys me + his voice.

so yeah, it's pretty one sided from me for the final :)

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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 2:51 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Manny, were you dropped on your head as a child?


By a black man?

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 3:01 pm

I think the occasion and pressure of playing a bang in form Ronnie has got to Carter. Ronnie just given him another chance, though.

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Captain Kinopio » Mon May 07, 2012 3:21 pm

Carters pissing this away nicely. The prematch video of Ronnie was amazing, it's so funny how little gooseberry fool he gives :lol:

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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 3:25 pm

Carter's playing from memory here.

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by z » Mon May 07, 2012 3:26 pm

crumble crumble. keep going!

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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 3:27 pm

Scrappy this one. strawberry float me Carter again.

Be lucky to get double figures here.

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Pancake » Mon May 07, 2012 3:28 pm

It's a shame that Carter is playing so poorly because it's dragging Ronnie down too! He's currently cruising to a victory...

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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 3:32 pm

Carter's getting dry bummed!

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Alvin and Azza are dicks Snooker thread!
by Cosmo » Mon May 07, 2012 3:44 pm

TimeGhost wrote:Michaela Tabb. :datass:


Very much this.

"Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That's Math, and strawberry floatin'."
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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by Denster » Mon May 07, 2012 3:50 pm

Game over. All Carter can do is avoid this finishing with a session to spare.

Hime wrote:This is nonsense, Photek finally posts something factual and he gets burned. ;)
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PostRe: The Snooker thread!
by satriales » Mon May 07, 2012 4:23 pm

Come on Ali!



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