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PostRe: The Apprentice - Can you burn chicken?
by Rubix » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:34 pm



Sorry to interrupt this tense moment, but yes: Jordan did indeed just nearly vomit in the boardroom

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Smell what you sell
by Rubix » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:58 pm

Alex dedication

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Smell what you sell
by emilythestrange » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:09 pm

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Smell what you sell
by Rubix » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:12 pm

for you emily

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Smell what you sell
by emilythestrange » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:37 pm

I still can't believe how Jordan freaked out when he thought he was getting fired, was he not hearing the words coming out of his own mouth? :lol:

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Smell what you sell
by Hexx » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:45 pm

I really dislike Jordan

Lousia's definately getting a winner's edit now.

Myles face when Jordan revealed the "big ticket" item he'd brought back

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Rubix » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:51 pm

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Hexx » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:03 am

Don't fancy him really.

Get me some Neil (even if he is a berk. Is it me or is Karen gushing for him? :D)

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by emilythestrange » Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:21 am

I tired to write down what Jordan was babbling about for his business plan.

"It's an online platform that allows both hobbyists, so normal people like the three of us, and brands, to create games for mobiles. These kind of software companies, what they generally have is someone who is the geeky guy who makes all the software, these software engineers, they're not business people. "

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Fatal Exception » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:25 am

emilythestrange wrote:I tired to write down what Jordan was babbling about for his business plan.

"It's an online platform that allows both hobbyists, so normal people like the three of us, and brands, to create games for mobiles. These kind of software companies, what they generally have is someone who is the geeky guy who makes all the software, these software engineers, they're not business people. "


What a wanker. We have business people :lol:

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Rubix » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:41 am

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The Apprentice contestant Luisa Zissman has dumped her co-star boyfriend Jordan Poulton, it has been claimed.
The 25-year-old beauty ended their six month relationship just days after the show aired on TV, The Sunday People reports.
According to the paper Luisa branded the fling one of her 'biggest mistakes'. :lol:

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Seven Posers Posing » Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:06 am

Hexx - very good point about the Luisa editing - I have found myself warming to her, but it's likely to be that they're being sympathetic to her now.

I'm not quite calling 'fix', but I smelt a serious rat with this week's episode. Right from the start the women were acting as if they knew they had won.

There was no arguing (like, literally none), and no pre-emptive back-stabbing. Normally at least Luisa can be counted on to attempt to push someone under the bus - even before she knows there's a bus coming. Yet they were so serene and happy - it made no sense given the way they've been on over the past few episodes.

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Rubix » Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:19 am

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Saigon Slick » Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:56 am

Watching that Jordan guy melt the strawberry float down in the boardroom has been one of the highlights of my week so far. It was beautiful. How the strawberry float did he not get fired?

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by PaperMacheMario » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:59 am

Just caught up on this, no idea how Jordan wasn't fired. And oh my God, his attempt at trying to stop himself from coughing is actually incredible :lol: everything's perfect: the timing of it, the build-up, the way he looks around the room and then the casual sip of water afterwards. Amazing.

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Slartibartfast » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:43 pm

Final Five on BBC One now.

Let's see how these people got to become egocentric arses.

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Qikz » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:54 pm

I'm so glad Miles went, but I think he should have gone instead of Alex in all honesty.

Miles is the perfect example of people I don't get why they go on the show. He's already successful and he has a lot of money, why go on the Apprentice?

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Rubix » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:16 pm

Slartibartfast wrote:Final Five on BBC One now.

Let's see how these people got to become egocentric arses.


First I seen Louisa as a bit of booty but after watching that I think I also respect her

Looking forward to the interviews tomorrow

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Wha-wha-wha....What is this?
by Rubix » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:19 pm

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PostRe: The Apprentice - Interviews Tonight
by TV Dinner » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:44 pm

I'm going to predict that the finalists are Neil and Luisa.


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