The Apprentice MKII - Inconsistencies are generally consistent

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PostThe Apprentice MKII - Inconsistencies are generally consistent
by Rubix » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:37 am


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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Rubix » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:17 am



:lol:

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by KK » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:27 am

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by RichardUK » Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:24 pm


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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Preezy » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:36 am

wtf is dis real

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Hexx » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:37 am

They probably got the candidates to do it as a task

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Rubix » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:25 pm

On tonight, will miss it but I expect to see lots of banter when I get back

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Ad7 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:28 pm

Lord sugar bingo:

I've laid on
Top brass
Wot was you doing then?
This isn't like school when you sit and be quiet and nobody will speak to you
As you know
Trusted advisor
I'm not looking for a mate
Would you send the candidates in please
It says here on your cv
I started my business selling lemonade
It is with regret

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Rubix » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:45 pm

I’ll take “I've laid on”

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by floydfreak » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:21 pm

I will take "I'm not looking for a mate"

Sarah is very annoying

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BobbyDigital wrote:I wanna move out of the UK (to L.A. or somewhere similar in the USA) but don't know how to really.


A plane, Bobby. It's like a big metal bird.
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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by KK » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:23 pm

Measuring an actual octopus will go down as one of the most idiotic moments in Apprentice history.

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by floydfreak » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:25 pm

They are all going to get ripped apart by Lord Sugar in the board room

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BobbyDigital wrote:I wanna move out of the UK (to L.A. or somewhere similar in the USA) but don't know how to really.


A plane, Bobby. It's like a big metal bird.
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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by floydfreak » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:32 pm






Poncho wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:I wanna move out of the UK (to L.A. or somewhere similar in the USA) but don't know how to really.


A plane, Bobby. It's like a big metal bird.
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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by floydfreak » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:33 pm

Thats bollocks i highly doubt someone has used their staff discount card for you mate by you asking for some discount. If they did they could get fired for that utter bollocks

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BobbyDigital wrote:I wanna move out of the UK (to L.A. or somewhere similar in the USA) but don't know how to really.


A plane, Bobby. It's like a big metal bird.
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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Gemini73 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:41 pm

The contestants get worse every season. :dread:

“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here".
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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Ad7 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:38 pm

Mumtrepreneur

:dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread:

What's got 8 legs and is useless? Your sub team. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by OrangeRKN » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:43 pm

Ad7 wrote:Mumtrepreneur

:dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread:

What's got 8 legs and is useless? Your sub team. :lol: :lol: :lol:


This post pretty much sums it up yes

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - 03rd October
by Rubix » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:27 pm

Girls all shouting at each other at the start of each episode.

Didn’t expect that outcome, thought Jackie was off

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - how stretchy IS an octopus???
by RichardUK » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:00 am

They seem like the worst set of people yet, they are all extremely loud and I found it really irritating, it was really quite a simple task and it’s amazing how both teams managed to mess it up, 1 cent discount! that made me laugh

floydfreak wrote:Thats bollocks i highly doubt someone has used their staff discount card for you mate by you asking for some discount. If they did they could get fired for that utter bollocks


I don’t necessarily believe him but it is possible, I have had a couple of occasions when I have been buying a few things and for what ever reason the shop assistant has taken a liking to me and I have got extra discount without asking, maybe in certain stores like Harrods staff have more discretion?

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PostRe: The Apprentice MKII - how stretchy IS an octopus???
by Robbo-92 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:07 am

If other shops monitor how their staff use their discount card as my employers do they probably wouldn't get away with it, not that's it's happend to me but I think if it gets used with any other debit cards then it flags up on the system and they'd like to know what happened. Of course it could have happened but I do find it very unlikely that a employee is happily willing to abuse a benefit given to them by their employer just because a random guy wanted a bit of money off a product, even if you're not overly fond of your job it's not worth potentially getting fired for.

Anyway, back to The Apprentice. I thought the candidates were absolutely shocking. I shouldn't be by this stage but I'm amazed they seemingly manage to find a worse set of candidates for each season.

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