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by KK » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:42 am

CHRISTMAS EVE

BBC1

6.00am - BBC Breakfast
7.25pm - Match of the Day (r)
9.05am FILM: Planes (2013)
10.25am - FILM: The Santa Clause (1994)
12.00pm - BBC News
12.10pm - Weather
12.15pm - Life in the Snow
1.15pm - Songs of Praise - The Big Sing
1.45pm - The Farmer's Llamas
2.15pm - FILM: Toy Story 3 (2010)
3.50pm - FILM: At the Devil's Door (2014)
5.15pm - Doodlebugs
5.35pm - BBC News
5.50pm - Regional News, Weather
6.00pm - Countryfile
7.00pm - Mary, Mel and Sue's Big Christmas Thank You
8.00pm - EastEnders
8.30pm - Still Open Hours
9.00pm - Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show
10.00pm - Not Going Out
10.40pm - The Vicar of Dibley (r)
11.25pm - BBC News, Weather
11.45pm - Midnight Mass Debating Live from Leeds Cathedral

BBC2

7.00am - An Island Parish
7.30am - FILM: The Prince and Me (2004)
9.15am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown
10.15am - Saturday Kitchen
11.45am - The Hairy Bikers Home for Christmas
12.45pm - Mary Berry's Absolute Christmas Favourites
1.15pm - The Millionaire's Gift Guide
2.15pm - Alex Polizzi's Perfect Christmas
3.20pm - FILM: Guys and Sex Dolls (1955)
5.45pm - Carols from King's
7.00pm - University Challenged
7.30pm - Dad's Army
8.00pm - Nature's Winter's Weirdest
9.00pm - FILM: The Great Gatsby (1974)
11.20pm - Christmas TOTP Special

ITV

9.25am - Save Money: Good Food
9.55am - FILM: Jack Frost (1998)
11.45am - Catchphrase Christmas Special
12.45pm - ITV News and Weather
12.55pm - FILM: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
4.00pm - Cannonball Christmas Special
5.00pm - The Chase: The Bloopers
6.00pm - Local News and Weather
6.05pm - ITV News and Weather
6.15pm - A Christmas Chase: Celebrity Special
7.10pm - All Star Musicals
9.00pm - FILM DRAMA PREMIERE: Maigret in Montmartre
11.00pm - ITV News and Weather
11.20pm - Christmas Carols on ITV LIVE

CHRISTMAS DAY

BBC1

9.00am - FILM: Snow Queen (2002)
9.45am - Go Jetters Christmas Island
10.00am - Christmas Morning Service​ Live from All Saints Church, Fulham
11.00am - Snow Chick: A Penguins Tale
12.00 - BBC News, Weather
12.10pm - Christmas Top of the Pops
1.10pm - Stick Man (r)
1.40pm FILM: Shaun The Sheep Movie (2015)
2.50pm - BBC News, Weather
3.00pm - The strawberry floating Queen
​3.10pm - FILM PREMIERE: Cinderella (2015)
4.50pm - The Highway Rat
5.15pm - BBC News, Weather
5.30pm - Doctor Who: Twice Upon a Time
6.30pm - Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special
7.40pm - Call the Midwife
9.00pm - EastEnders
10.00pm - Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special
10.35pm - 300 Years of French and Saunders
11.25pm - BBC News, Weather
11.40pm - On Christmas Night
11.45pm - Have I Got a Bit More Christmas News for You (r)
12.25am - Darcey Bussell : Looking for Fred Astaire (r)

BBC2

7.10am - An Island Parish
7.40am - FILM: Bee Movie (2007)
9.00am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown
10.00am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure
10.30am - The Sweet Makers : A Tudor Treat
11.30am - Carols from Kings
12.45pm - Harry Potter A History of Magic
1.45pm - BBC Proms Special - Oklahoma!
4.30pm - Dame Vera Lynn: Happy 100th Birthday
5.30pm - The Queen (r)
5.40pm - Nature's Winter's Weirdest
6.40pm - Morecambe and Wise Show 1977
7.50pm - Dad's Army (r)
8.20pm - Upstart Crow
9.00pm - Tom Jones and Beverley Knight's Gospel Christmas
10.00pm - Judi Dench: All the World's Her Stage
11.00pm - FILM: Mrs Henderson Presents (2005)

ITV

9.25am - FILM: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
11.15am - FILM: Babe (1995)
12.55pm - FILM: Santa Claus (1985)
3.00pm - The Queen
3.10pm - FILM: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
5.50pm - ITV News, Weather
6.00pm - Emmerdale
7.00pm - Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs
8.00pm - Coronation Street
9.00pm - Victoria
11.00pm ITV News and Weather
11.20pm - FILM: The Holiday (2006)

BOXING DAY

BBC1

6.00am - Breakfast
9.00am - FILM: Tinker Bell and the Legend of Neverbeast (2014)
10.10am - FILM: Planes Fire and Rescue (2014)
11.25am - TBA
12.10pm - BBC News
12.25pm - Regional News
12.30pm - Judi Dench: My Hard-on for Trees
1.30pm - FILM: Monsters University (2013)
3.05pm - Room on the Broom
3.30pm - FILM: Mary Poppins (1964)
5.45pm - Doodlebugs
6.00pm - BBC News
6.20pm - Regional News
6.30pm - Little Women
7.30pm - Snow Bears
8.30pm - EastEnders
9.00pm - The Miniaturist
10.30pm - BBC News, Weather
10.50pm - Match of the Day
12.20am - Weather, Rain

BBC2

7.45am - FILM: Chimpanzee (2012)
9.00am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown
10.00am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure (r)
10.30am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure (r)
11.00am - The Sweetmakers : A Georgian Treat (r)
12.00pm - FILM: A Hard Day's Night (1964)
1.25pm - World's Most Extraordinary Homes
2.20pm - FILM: The Eagle Has Landed (1976)
4.30pm - Final Score
5.35pm - Matthew Bourne's Cinderella
7.30pm - University Challenged
8.00pm - Dragons' Den
9.00pm - Reindeer Family and Me
10.00pm - QI
10.30pm - Two Doors Down
11.00pm - Joanna and Jennifer Absolutely Champers
12.00am - Saturday Night Fever: The Ultimate Disco Movie
1.10am - Tom Jones and Beverley Knight's Gospel Christmas (r)
2.10am - Inside the Christmas Factory (r)
3.10am - Blue Planet II (r)

ITV

9.25am - FILM: Ferris Beuller's Day Off (1986)
11.25am - FILM: Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)
1.00am - ITV Racing Live from Kempton Park
3.30pm - You've Been Framed!
4.00pm - FILM: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
6.10pm - ITV News and Weather
6.20pm - Emmerdale
6.50pm - FILM PREMIERE: Jurassic World (2015)
9.00pm - Coronation Street
10.00pm - ITV News and Weather
10.15pm - Birds of a Feather
11.15pm - Keith and Paddy's Picture Show
11.45pm - Al Murray's Make Christmas Great Again

Wednesday December 27th 2017

BBC1

9.15am - FILM: Turbo (2013)
10.45am - FILM: The Princess and the Frog (2009)
12.15pm - Bargain Hunt
1.15pm - BBC News
1.25pm - Regional News, Weather
1.35pm - Father Brown
2.20pm - FILM: Shrek 2 (2004)
3.45pm - The Gruffalo
4.10pm - FILM PREMIERE: Big Hero 6 (2014)
5.45pm - Pointless
6.30pm - BBC News
6.45pm - Regional News, Weather
7.00pm - Celebrity Mastermind
7.30pm - A Question of Sport
8.00pm - Little Women
9.00pm - The Miniaturist
10.00pm - BBC News
10.15pm - Regional News, Weather
10.25pm - Bruno Mars
11.05pm - U2 at the BBC

BBC2

8.00am - Bears
9.15am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown (r)
10.15am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure (r)
10.45am - The Sweet Makers: A Victorian Treat (r)
11.45am - FILM: Three Coins in the Fountain (1954)
1.25pm - Nature's Weirdest Events
2.10pm - World's Most Extraordinary Homes
3.10pm - Inside the Factory
4.10pm - FILM: The Man Who Never Was (1956)
5.50pm - Thailand: Earth's Tropical Paradise
6.50pm - Dad's Army (r)
7.30pm - University Challenged
8.00pm - David Attenborough and the Empire of Ants
9.00pm - Alan Partridge: Why, When, Where, How and Whom
10.00pm - Frankie Boyle's nWo
10.40pm - FILM: Alan Partridge Alpha Papa (2013)
12.05am - NFL This Week

ITV

6.00am - CITV
7.25am - FILM: K-9 (1989)
9.25am - FILM: The Dam Busters (1954)
11.55am - Dickinson's Real Deal
12.50pm - ITV Lunchtime News
1.00pm - Midsomer Murders (r)
3.00pm - Tenable
4.00pm - Tipping Point
5.00pm - The Chase
6.00pm - Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs
6.30pm - Local News and Weather
6.45pm - ITV News and Weather
7.00pm - Emmerdale
7.30pm - Coronation Street
8.00pm - FILM: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
10.50pm - ITV News

Thursday December 28th 2017

BBC1

9.00am - FILM: Cars 2 (2011)
10.35am - FILM: Kung Fu Panda (2008)
12.00am - Bargain Hunt (r)
12.45pm - BBC News
1.00pm - Regional News, Weather
1.05pm - Father Brown
1.50pm - Revolting Rhymes
2.20pm - FILM: Shrek the Third (2007)
3.45pm - The Gruffalo's Child
4.10pm - FILM: How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
5.45pm - Pointless
6.30pm - BBC News
6.45pm - Regional News, Weather
7.00pm - Celebrity Mastermind
7.30pm - Would I Lie to You?
8.00pm - EastEnders
8.30pm - Little Women
9.30pm - TBA
10.00pm - BBC News
10.15pm - Regional News
10.20pm - Weather
10.25pm - Mrs Brown's Boys
10.55pm - Comic Relief Report Back 2017

BBC2

7.30am - Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan
9.00am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown (r)
10.00am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure (r)
10.30am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure (r)
11.00am - Mountain
12.00am - FILM: Love is a Many-Splendored Thing (1955)
1.40pm - Nature's Weirdest Events
2.25pm - World's Most Extraordinary Homes
3.25pm - Inside the Factory (r)
4.25pm - FILM: The Heroes of Telemark (1965)
6.30pm - Thailand: Earth's Tropical Paradise
7.30pm - University Challenged
8.00pm - The Real T.Rex with Chris Packham
9.00pm - Vic and Bob's Big Night Out
9.30pm - Live at the Apollo
10.00pm - Oasis
11.55pm - Blur at Glastonbury (r)
12.55am - Britpop at the BBC

ITV

6.00am - Good Morning Britain
8.30am Lorraine
9.25am - 1pm: TBA
1.00pm - Midsomer Murders
3.00pm - Tenable
4.00pm - Tipping Point
5.00pm - The Chase
6.00pm - Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs
6.30pm - Local News and Weather
6.45pm - ITV News and Weather
7.00pm - Emmerdale
8.00pm - FILM: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
10.35pm ITV News and Weather

Friday December 29th 2017

BBC1

9.00am - FILM: Monsters vs Aliens (2009)
10.25am - The Farmer's Llamas (r)
10.55am FILM: Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom (2011)
12.15am - Bargain banana split (r)
12.45am BBC News
12.55pm - Regional News
1.05pm - Father Brown
1.30pm - Revolting Rhymes
1.50pm - FILM: Up (2009)
3.50pm - The Highway Rat
4.20pm - FILM: Brave (2012)
5.45pm - Pointless
6.30pm - BBC News
6.45pm - Regional News, Weather
7.00pm - Celebrity Mastermind
7.30pm - Tim Vine Travels Through Time Christmas Special
8.00pm - EastEnders
9.00pm - BBC News
9.20pm - Regional News, Weather
9.30pm - FILM: Gone Girl (2014)
11.50pm - Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show (r)

BBC2

7.40am - FILM: G-Force (2009)
9.00am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown (r)
10.00am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure (r)
10.30am - Nadiya's British Food Adventure (r)
11.00am - Mountain
12.00am - The Importance of Being Earnest
1.30pm Nature's Weirdest Events
2.00pm - World's Most Extraordinary Homes
3.00pm - Inside the Factory (r)
4.00pm - Desert Fox
5.30pm - Thailand: Earth's Tropical Paradise
6.30pm - University Challenged
7.00pm - Morecambe and Wise: Leading Ladies
8.00pm - Eric & Ernie's Home Movies
9.00pm - Rick Stein's Road to Mexico
10.00pm - Romesh Ranganathan: Irrational
11.00pm - QI XL
11.45pm - FILM: The Great Gatsby (1974)

ITV

6.00am Good Morning Britain
8.30am Lorraine
9.25am Everything or Nothing: Untold Stories (r)
11.10am Bond Girls Forever (r)
11.55am - TBA
12.50pm - ITV Lunchtime News
1.00pm - Midsomer Murders (r)
3.00pm - Tenable
4.00pm - Tipping Point
5.00pm - The Chase
6.00pm - Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs
6.30pm - Local News and Weather
6.45pm - ITV News and Weather
7.00pm - Emmerdale
7.30pm - Coronation Street
8.00pm - FILM: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
10.50pm ITV News and Weather

Saturday December 30th 2017

BBC1

9.30am - Saturday Kitchen
10.00am - Mary, Mel and Sue's Big Christmas strawberry float You (r)
12.00am - Football Focus
1.00pm - BBC News, Weather
1.15pm - FILM: 102 Dalmatians (2000)
2.50pm FILM: The Penguins of Madagascar (2014)
4.10pm - Final Score
5.20pm - BBC News
5.30pm - Regional News, Weather
5.40pm - Celebrity Mastermind
6.10pm - Pointless
7.00pm - A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong
8.00pm - FILM: Avengers : Age of Ultron (2015)
10.10pm - BBC News, Weather
10.30pm - Match of the Day
11.55pm - The NFL Show

BBC2

7.20am - FILM: Pirate Fairy (2014)
8.30am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown (r)
9.30am - Natural World
10.30am - Mountain
11.30am - Mansfield Park
1.15pm - Behind Closed Doors - Jane Austen
2.20pm - FILM: All About Eve (1950)
4.35pm - Talking Pictures: Barry Norman
5.20pm - FILM: Alice in Wonderland (2011)
7.00pm - Reindeer Family and Me
8.00pm - Dad's Army (0r
8.30pm - Grand Tours of Scotland's Lochs
9.00pm - Imagine
10.00pm - Feud: Bette and Joan
10.45pm - Feud: Bette and Joan
11.30pm - FILM: Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte (1964)

ITV

9.25am - ITV News and Weather
9.30am - Saturday Morning with James Martin
11.25am - Endeavour
1.20pm - ITV News and Weather
1.30pm - The Chase
2.30pm - FILM: 3 Men and a Baby (1987)
4.25pm - FILM: Despicable Me 2 (2013)
6.20pm - ITV News and Weather
6.30pm - Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (r)
7.00pm - Guess the Star
8.00pm - FILM: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)
10.40pm ITV News and Weather
11.00pm - Miranda: Morecambe and Wise and Me (r)

NEW YEARS EVE

​ BBC1

9.00am - FILM: Bolt (2008)
10.30am - FILM: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! (2012)
11.55am - Bargain Hunt
12.25pm - BBC News, Weather
12.40pm - Snow Bears
1.40pm - FILM: Bigknobs and Broomsticks (1971)
3.35pm - Top of the Pops: New Year
4.35pm - Songs of Praise: Aled Jones Strikes Again
5.05pm - Attenborough and the Giant Elephant
6.05pm - BBC News
6.20pm - Regional News, Weather
6.30pm - Celebrity Mastermind
7.00pm - Countryfile
8.00pm - Antiques Roadshow
9.00pm - Real Marigold on Tour
10.00pm - BBC News, Weather
10.20pm - The Graham Norton Show
11.20pm - Nile Rodgers and Chic: Good Times 2017 LIVE
11.55pm - New Year's Eve Fireworks 2017
12.10am - Nile Rodgers and Chic: Good Times 2018 LIVE
12.50am - Michael McIntyre Happy and Glorious DVD

​ BBC2

7.35am - FILM: Mars Needs Moms (2011)
9.00am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown (r)
10.00am - Saturday Kitchen
11.30am - A-Z of TV Cooking
12.15pm - FILM: Shall We Dance? (2004)
1.55pm - Talking Pictures: Anthony Hopkins
2.40pm - FILM: 84 Charing Cross Road (1987)
4.15pm - FILM: Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (2010)
6.00pm - The Real T.Rex with Chris Packham
7.00pm - Robot Wars Special
8.00pm - FILM: Into the Woods (2014)
10.00pm - Match of the Day 2
10.50pm - Live at the Apollo
11.20pm - Jools Annual Hootenanny
1.20am - Best of Glastonbury 2017

ITV

11.10am - FILM: 007 Casino Royale (2006)
1.30pm - ITV News and Weather
1.40pm - All Star Musicals
3.30pm - Victoria (r)
5.30pm - A Right Royal Quiz
6.30pm - Local News and Weather
6.40pm - ITV News and Weather
6.50pm - Cannonball Splash Greatest Hits
7.50pm - FILM: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
10.20pm - The Real Full Monty (r)
11.45pm - ITV News including the New Year Big Bongs Live
12.10am - FILM: Clueless (1995)

NEW YEARS DAY

BBC1​

9.00am - FILM: Bedtime Stories (2008)
10.30am - FILM: The Croods (2013)
12.10pm - The Archbishop of Canterbury's New Year Message
12.50pm - BBC News, Weather
1.05pm - A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong (r)
2.05pm - FILM: Shrek Forever After (2010)
3.00pm - Blue Planet II (r)
4.30pm - FILM: Maleficent (2014)
6.30pm - BBC News
6.45pm - Regional News, Weather
6.55pm - Grandpa's Great Escape
8.00pm - EastEnders
9.00pm - McMafia
10.00pm - Mrs Brown's Boys
10.30pm - BBC News
10.50pm - Regional News, Weather
11.00pm - FILM: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull (2008)

BBC2

6.25am - Stick Man (r)
6.55am - FILM: Frankenweenie (2012)
8.15am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown
9.15am - The Big Family Cooking Showdown
10.15am - New Year's Day Vienna Concert 2018 LIVE
12.45pm - Natural World
1.30pm FILM: Dances with Wolves (1990)
4.20pm - The Archbishop of Canterbury's New Year Message
4.30pm - Final Score
5.30pm - The Perfect Morecambe and Wise
6.00pm - Eric and Ernie's Home Movies (r)
7.00pm - Attenborough and the Empire of Ants
8.00pm - Still University Challenged
8.30pm - Only Connect
9.00pm - Chimp Sanctuary with Sue Perkins
10.00pm FILM: Noah (2014)

ITV

9.25am - FILM: Free Willy (1993)
11.40am - FILM: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
12.45pm - ITV News and Weather
1.00pm - ITV Racing Live from Cheltenham
3.30pm - FILM: Twins (1988)
5.35pm - Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs
6.35pm - You've Been Framed (r)
6.50pm - ITV News and Weather
7.00pm - Emmerdale
7.30pm - Coronation Street
8.00pm - FILM: 007 Spectre (2015)
10.45pm - ITV News and Weather
11.05pm - Keith and Paddy's Picture Show
11.35pm - Bear's Mission with Anthony Joshua (r)

Tuesday 2nd January 2018

BBC1

9.15am - Rip Off Britain
10.00am - Hammer Under The Homes
11.00am - Wanted Down Under
11.45am - Close Calls : On Camera
12.15pm - Bargain Hunt
1.00pm - BBC News
1.30pm - Regional News, Weather
1.45pm - Doctors
2.15pm - Father Brown
3.00pm - Escape to the Country
3.45pm - The Farmers' Country Showdown
4.30pm - Antiques Road Trip
5.15pm - Pointless
6.00pm - BBC News
6.30pm - Regional News
7.00pm- EastEnders
8.00pm - Holby City
9.00pm - McMafia
10.00pm - BBC News
10.30pm - Regional News, Weather
10.45pm - Match of the Day

BBC2

2.15pm - Operation Wild
3.15pm - Penguins: Spy in the Huddle
4.15pm - Planet Earth II
5.15pm - Flog It!
6.00pm - Eggheads
6.30pm - Great British Railways
7.00pm - TBA
7.30pm - University Challenged
8.00pm - Inside the Factory (r)
9.00pm - Six Robots and Us
10.00pm - Inside No 9
10.30pm - Newsnight
11.10pm - Weather
11.15pm - Alan Partridge: Why, When, Where, How and Whom (r)

ITV

6.00am - Good Morning Britain
8.30am - Lorraine
9.25am - The Jeremy Kyle Show
10.30am - This Morning
12.30pm - Loose Women
1.30pm - ITV Lunchtime News
2.00pm - Midsomer Murders (r)
4.00pm - Tipping Point
5.00pm - The Chase
6.00pm - Local News and Weather
6.30pm - ITV Evening News
7.00pm - Emmerdale
8.00pm - The Greatest TV Moments of All Time
10.00pm - ITV News at Ten
10.40pm - Kingpin


BBC4

The Real Star of Bethlehem: A Sky at Night Christmas Special
Roy Orbison: Love Hurts (documentary)
Mrs Dickens' Family Christmas
Two Ronnies
The story of a fairy tale of New York
Omnibus, the Star Wars Story
The Galaxy Britain Built (documentary celebrating the British contribution to the original Star Wars)
All Aboard! The Sleigh Ride

Channel 4

Miranda Does Christmas (party with guests; i.e. Knowing Me Knowing Yule for real)
The Great British Bake Off
Travel Man Xmas: 48 Hours In Hong Kong with Jon Hamm
Scousers in a Manger
Alan Carr Chatty Man
Alan Carr Chatty Man: New Years Specstacular
The Price is Right with Alan Carr
The Crystal Maze Christmas Special
Child Genius V Celebrities Christmas Specia
Jamie's Italian Christmas
Condescending Sex with Kirstie Allsopp
Big Fat Quiz of Everything
Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds Christmas
The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds Goes On Holiday
The World's Most Expensive Presents

Channel 5

Celebrity 5 Go in Search of Santa Claus
Donny Osmond's Easy Listening Christmas

CHRISTMAS MOVIES

Cinderella (BBC1)
Big Hero 6 (BBC1)
Jurassic World (ITV)
Alan Partridge Alpha Papa (BBC2)
Indiana Jones' (BBC1)
Harry Potters (ITV)
The Farmer's Llamas (BBC1)
Toy Story 3 (BBC1)
At the Devil's Door (BBC1)
007 Spectre (ITV)
Twins (ITV)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005 (ITV)
Planes (BBC1)
Monsters University (BBC1)
Free Willy (ITV)
The Santa Clause (BBC1)
Noah (BBC2)
Dances with Wolves (BBC2)
The Prince and Me (BBC2)
The Great Gatsby (BBC2)
Maleficent (BBC1)
Snow Queen (BBC1)
Frankenweenie (BBC2)
Shrek Forever After (BBC1)
Shaun The Sheep Movie (BBC1)
The Croods (BBC1)
Bee Movie (BBC2)
Mrs Henderson Presents (BBC2)
Tinker Bell and the Legend of Neverbeast (BBC1)
Mary Poppins (BBC1)
Planes Fire and Rescue (BBC1)
The Eagle Has Landed (BBC2)

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PostRe: The Christmas TV Thread 2017 - Get your chestnuts out for Santa!
by Return_of_the_STAR » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:46 am

I used to look forward to Christmas TV so much years ago but rarely does much appeal to me now. There's a couple of things I will watch but nothing i'm excited about.

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PostRe: The Christmas TV Thread 2017 - Get your chestnuts out for Santa!
by Lotus » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:10 pm

What a depressing list :lol: :dread:

Full of bottom-of-the-barrel shite.

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PostRe: The Christmas TV Thread 2017 - Get your chestnuts out for Santa!
by OrangeReindeer » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:19 pm

It's a maybe to Big Fat Quiz, Pointless, and the Crystal Maze.

It's a no to everything else.

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PostRe: The Christmas TV Thread 2017 - Get your chestnuts out for Santa!
by 20% » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:22 pm

Missed opportunity to go with The Crystmas Maze

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PostRe: The Christmas TV Thread 2017 - Get your chestnuts out for Santa!
by Lastpostamorph » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:22 pm

No Bond film on ITV this year?

If Crystal Maze is a celebrity special then I'll probably pass. It's way better when it's just regular people.

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:26 pm

Lagamorph wrote:No Bond film on ITV this year?

If Crystal Maze is a celebrity special then I'll probably pass. It's way better when it's just regular people.


I'm guessing the films haven't really been announced yet.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:32 pm

Lagamorph wrote:No Bond film on ITV this year?

If Crystal Maze is a celebrity special then I'll probably pass. It's way better when it's just regular people.


What if the Crystal Maze is a Bond special? Dalton getting locked in the Industrial Zone while Craig calls him a daft banana split?

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by Photek » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:05 pm

Moggy wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:No Bond film on ITV this year?

If Crystal Maze is a celebrity special then I'll probably pass. It's way better when it's just regular people.


What if the Crystal Maze is a Bond special? Dalton getting locked in the Industrial Zone while Craig calls him a daft banana split?

Reminds me of when Alan Partridge was pitching shows to the BBC director general along with:

A Partridge among the Pigeons.
Cooking in Prison.
Monkey Tennis and Inner City Sumo.

:lol:

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by Lastpostamorph » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:11 pm

Photek wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:No Bond film on ITV this year?

If Crystal Maze is a celebrity special then I'll probably pass. It's way better when it's just regular people.


What if the Crystal Maze is a Bond special? Dalton getting locked in the Industrial Zone while Craig calls him a daft banana split?

Reminds me of when Alan Partridge was pitching shows to the BBC director general along with:

A Partridge among the Pigeons.
Cooking in Prison.
Monkey Tennis and Inner City Sumo.

:lol:

I'd absolutely watch Cooking in Prison.

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by KK » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:17 pm

I think Cooking in Prison has already been done with Gordon Ramsay on ITV.

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by Qikzen » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:48 pm

KK wrote:I think Cooking in Prison has already been done with Gordon Ramsay on ITV.


Channel 4 IIRC and it was actually very good.

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by ITSMILNER » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:04 pm

I assume BBC will have a Marvel film again this year.....Age of Ultron maybe?

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by Miguel007 » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:22 pm

Tim Vine Travels Through Time, Not Going Out & Crystal Maze for me, terrible year for the Xmas TV. :cry: :fp:

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by Harry Ellis » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:25 pm

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Nile Rodgers Rocks Big Ben Live!

Read this as Nile Ranger and immediately wondered what the strawberry float that banana split was doing on television.

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by Yulehide » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:35 pm

Once again there's nothing at all I want to watch.

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by That's not a growth » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:41 pm

Judi Dench: A Passion for Trees


:lol: what?

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by Saigon Slick » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:14 pm

That's not a growth wrote:
Judi Dench: A Passion for Trees


:lol: what?


It's Judi Dench: A Passion for Trees. Are you blind?

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by Preezy » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:15 pm

Who the strawberry float is Nile Rodgers and why is he rocking Big Ben?

What a dreadful offering from the TV gods, they must really hate us.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:20 pm

Preezy wrote:Who the strawberry float is Nile Rodgers and why is he rocking Big Ben?


He’s the greatest dancer.

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