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by Moggy » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:24 pm

A terrible joke wins an award.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40999000

His joke was pathetic, but he certainly ticked all the other boxes, so I suppose he had to win.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A beeb employee nicking your money for our pension fund.
A beeb employee nicking your money for our pension fund,Who?
All of us.


He's not joking, he's a Lefty remoaner so he really can't stand change.


2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

Except he has, it's called The Art of the Deal you stupid lefty twit.


Here were the official BBC guidelines for this year's choice;

- Must not offend a vegan
- Must not offend a feminist
- Must not offend any religion
- Must not offend any 'genderfluid' people
- Must not offend poor people
- Must not offend any left-wing group (a tall order)
- Must not offend anyone identifying as a cactus
- Can offend white males


Is his joke unfunny? Yes
Is he from a minority background? Yes
Were there better deserving winners? Yes

Boxes have been ticked, give this man the award!


Hey BBC. Why are there no Women listed in the top ten jokes.
Obviously Edinburgh Fringe is a male dominated sexist event.

That's what you get when you play PC with statistics. Stop in now BBC.


The Trump joke is terrible - contrived and without wit.

How come it's not 'politically incorrect' to publicly compare someone you don't like to Hitler in an attempt to degrade them ?. More left-wing hypocrisy ?.

Is "Obama is nothing like Mugabe : he can't speak Shona" acceptable as well ?.


Modern comedians are too afraid to be anything but left wing & left wing people seem to think of themselves as wittier & that they have a monopoly on humour. Satire no longer criticises the left, political correctness stops such freedom of speech, so anyone who questions the left no longer finds the vast majority of it funny. Being left wing doesn't make you magically funnier or intelligent


The winning joke is hardly original and certainly not the funniest on the list. Oh, hang on, the comedian's from an ethnic minority.


Yeah! Yeah! Funny as flock! Oh, my aching sides. Brilliant!


Not funny. Cringe-worthy, lowest common denominator comedy. Clearly only chosen because of its inoffensiveness by some SJWs who are devoid of all personality, let alone a sense of humour.


As you can now only tell jokes about or discriminate against white straight middle aged males I am not surprised how un funny the top 15 jokes are.


Re trump...

Anyone else noticed how the liberal left always berate conservative presidents/politician as thick?

(Ignore trumps business empire and degree in economics from an ivy league and university)

Trump ... thick
George Bush. ..thick
Sarah Palin ...thick
Ronald Reagan. ..thick

And all nazis of course.

You lot are pathetic.

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by Benzin » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:37 pm

I like how all the comments are so quick to moan about how a minority won they ignore how the award was sorted and that it also had nothing to do with the BBC :lol:

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by Blue Eyes » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:43 pm

My strawberry floating God, these "people" are a horrible bunch of banana splits. They've already got their own way with Brexit and Trump yet they still moan that this country isn't racist enough. I hate them so much.

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by Squinty » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:46 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:My strawberry floating God, these "people" are a horrible bunch of banana splits. They've already got their own way with Brexit and Trump yet they still moan that this country isn't racist enough. I hate them so much.


I agree with your 'waste of sweat and spunk' comment on the previous page.

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by Preezy » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:58 pm

Moggy wrote:
As you can now only tell jokes about or discriminate against white straight middle aged males I am not surprised how un funny the top 15 jokes are.

What are these jokes about white straight middle aged males? Feel like I'm missing out :(

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by Lagamorph » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:02 pm

Preezy wrote:
Moggy wrote:
As you can now only tell jokes about or discriminate against white straight middle aged males I am not surprised how un funny the top 15 jokes are.

What are these jokes about white straight middle aged males? Feel like I'm missing out :(

They are the joke, it's just too meta for you to get.

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by Moggy » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:06 pm

Preezy wrote:
Moggy wrote:
As you can now only tell jokes about or discriminate against white straight middle aged males I am not surprised how un funny the top 15 jokes are.

What are these jokes about white straight middle aged males? Feel like I'm missing out :(


Did you hear about the straight white male?

He got punched for being a Nazi

:lol:

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by Preezy » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:55 pm

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by Dual » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:31 pm

Moggy wrote:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A beeb employee nicking your money for our pension fund.
A beeb employee nicking your money for our pension fund,Who?
All of us.




:lol: classic

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PostRe: The Comments Thread
by Knoyleo » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:34 pm

And they say right wingers aren't funny.

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by Preezy » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:53 pm

Knoyleo wrote:And they say right wingers aren't funny.

Have you ever seen David Beckham crack a joke? Me neither.

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by Lagamorph » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:54 pm

Preezy wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:And they say right wingers aren't funny.

Have you ever seen David Beckham crack a joke?

Every time he set foot on the pitch.

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by Moggy » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:55 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
Preezy wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:And they say right wingers aren't funny.

Have you ever seen David Beckham crack a joke?

Every time he set foot on the pitch.


Did Laga just try and make a football joke? :lol:

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by Lagamorph » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:56 pm

Moggy wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:
Preezy wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:And they say right wingers aren't funny.

Have you ever seen David Beckham crack a joke?

Every time he set foot on the pitch.


Did Laga just try and make a football joke? :lol:

Better than that Facebook shite :P

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by Moggy » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:41 pm

Rescued piglets turned into sausages.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-41012135

As long as the little piggies didn't have to undergo halal slaughter.


Suprised pigs are not banned yet for religious nut reasons....


The pork sausage in the pocket..... provides top security in terrorist event!


This is life and deaf for pigs

The mistake is the propoganda around farmers caring about animals, they don't its about the money!


shocked that the bbc would have a pork story. it might offend the religion of peace!!


what if the firemen didnt like sausages? they should be given a reward that doesnt involve meat.


The fire service are rightly lauded by the public, but this disgusting, insenstive, inhumane, crass and downright bloody stupid for a public service to put this kind of behaviour on the internet. No, I am not an activist or protestor, just a decent hard working family man


typical arrogance of human beings. Other species sole purpose is to be slaughtered so we can eat them apparently. And humans are so conditioned to believe this they cannot imagine there that it could be any other way. Oh and by the way all you sausage lovers - hope you enjoy eating arseholes, lips, eyelids and connective tissue because it is no less than you deserve.


Would the sausages have tasted so good if any firefighter had died saving the piglets? Would the farmer have gifted them to the deceased's spouse? How you can thank and accept such thanks for saving lives by killing is just beyond my comprehension. Was the terror of the slaughterhouse any lees than the terror of the fire for those pigs? Meat is bad for planet and human health - & empathy it seems.

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by Squinty » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:44 pm

Meat is Murder etc.

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by Errkal » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:48 pm

#oppression

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PostRe: The Comments Thread
by Knoyleo » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:09 pm

The state of the comments on the BBC article about an actor quitting a role because whitewashing. :dread:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment ... nts-button

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by Memento Mori » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:16 pm

Moggy wrote:A terrible joke wins an award.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40999000



2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

Except he has, it's called The Art of the Deal you stupid lefty twit.



I can't tell if this is serious.


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