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The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:47 pm
by KK
These genuinely appeared in today's newspaper...

the hooded claw wrote:Frankie C you are a disgrace! Your parents must be really proud of you!

meatfly wrote:cocozza, put some socks on n pull yer trousers up.

TonyovCov wrote:having paid my NI n tax 4 40yrs i am now recovering from bowel cancer and am having 2 live on £198 per fortnight. i cannot get DLA n when i went see benefits advisor theres a polish family there with an interpreter. theres something wrong somewhere. merry xmas mr cameron.

Ginger pussycat wrote:Mr cameron call an election now and win outright and get rid of those lib dems that are holding you back.

Stevo Pinxton wrote:Wot av those poor kids dun rong 2 av a visit from cuterthroat g osborne? he's taking food etc off em wiv hit cuts.

Coke NI wrote:Scouse ur spot on m8, Dont buy German or French cars or wine, and buy British, the eu buggers will crap it if we all do that!!

big phil scolari wrote:if you took the number of imigrants signing on the dole away from unemployment figures we'd have an all time low.

Alison from Ebchester wrote:brilliant idea the poppy on your Christmas tree, i do it every year. such a small gesture.

Grobbo wrote:Never been to either but I much prefer India to Jordan.

tillysimpson wrote:i agree with jen pen Reid about your crossword its the reason i buy the star every day.

S Vaughan, Birmingham wrote:We haven't even kicked off and the nutters are out of the asylum, threatening to butcher English fans with axes. Is this football or war? Hopefully the England fans s will laugh this madness off and not seek to take violence to the European Championships, but we know that we have our own maniacs and that they don't need a lot of provocation. Let's hope that the authorities are on top of these threats and the lunatics that have escaped are soon rounded up and put back under lock and key so that we can enjoy a festival of football not an exhibition of madness. It's the beautiful game, scarred by idiots!

Sean Widnes wrote:The lads at work are taking the pee out of me coz i am buying my Yorkshire terrier a Christmas Day outfit. Anybody else do the same or am i the odd one out?

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:48 pm
by Knoyleo
Man searches for stupid comments in tabloids, finds them.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:58 pm
by KK
I didn't expect them to be this stupid. They must receive some half decent correspondence - unless the joke is that they're also laughing at their dozy readership by intentionally choosing the worst.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:08 pm
by Preezy
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Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:10 pm
by rinks
Presumably this means that nobody sends them actual letters any more, so they just hack some shite from the comments on the website.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:17 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Stevo Pinxton wrote:Wot av those poor kids dun rong 2 av a visit from cuterthroat g osborne? he's taking food etc off em wiv hit cuts.


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Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:23 pm
by Bunni
I did the poppy on the tree thing back home. They just look pretty and I feel bad just throwing them out.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:24 pm
by Sputnik
You should write them a complaint letter, KKLEIN.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:37 pm
by Moggy
Jolly Old Sput Nik wrote:You should write them a complaint letter, KKLEIN.


Why iz it tat imgrant writen in to u coz dey cannt spel n shudnt b ere send em bac were dey cum from n dont show dere leters.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:43 pm
by KK
'Look at you with zee german last name. bet you decedent of hitler.'

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:45 pm
by Moggy
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Scouse ur spot on m8, Dont buy German or French cars or wine, and buy British, the eu buggers will crap it if we all do that!!

Re: Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:56 pm
by TheTurnipKing
KKLEIN wrote:'Look at you with zee german last name. bet you decedent of hitler.'

Hitler didn't actually have any descendants, did he?

Re: Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:22 am
by Lagamorph
TheTurnipKing wrote:
KKLEIN wrote:'Look at you with zee german last name. bet you decedent of hitler.'

Hitler didn't actually have any descendants, did he?

That we know of.....

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:54 am
by Alvin Flummux
Moggy wrote:Scouse ur spot on m8, Dont buy German or French cars or wine, and buy British, the eu buggers will crap it if we all do that!!

:lol: Because the only place Europe 'exports' to is here?

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:15 am
by Beans
Why were you reading the daily star?

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:06 am
by Lagamorph
Beans wrote:Why were you reading the daily star?

Same reason anyone does. Page 3.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:09 am
by Alvin Flummux
Lagamorph wrote:
Beans wrote:Why were you reading the daily star?

Same reason anyone does. Page 3.


The internet is like, a billion times better than that shite.

Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:43 am
by Lagamorph
Alpine Flurry wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:
Beans wrote:Why were you reading the daily star?

Same reason anyone does. Page 3.


The internet is like, a billion times better than that shite.

Yes, but the internet just gives you pictures. The Daily Star tells you that Kelly, 21, from Middlesex, is appauled by the violence in the Middle East and hopes to see it end soon. It's important to know what these girls are really thinking as you bang one out over them.

Re: Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:35 pm
by Dark Ritual
TheTurnipKing wrote:
KKLEIN wrote:'Look at you with zee german last name. bet you decedent of hitler.'

Hitler didn't actually have any descendants, did he?


He might of. I believe one defected to the US and died in the last few years. (Or was that Stalin? Can't recall.)

Re: Re: The Daily Star Letters page...

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:52 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Duck Roastual wrote:
TheTurnipKing wrote:
KKLEIN wrote:'Look at you with zee german last name. bet you decedent of hitler.'

Hitler didn't actually have any descendants, did he?


He might of. I believe one defected to the US and died in the last few years. (Or was that Stalin? Can't recall.)


There were Hitlers after the war, but they've changed their names, are all in hiding and all of them have agreed never to have children so that the genetic line can expire.