Stag Parties

PostStag Parties by **Tomous** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:20 pm

Share your stories...

Because I'm going to one next week and I need to steal some ideas

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Preezy** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:24 pm

I have very few memories of mine, but I know that I threw up on the train back from London 8-)

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Finiarél** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:27 pm

Where are you going for it?

Had one a few months back in Newquay. It was boss. Take a pack of Berocca with you to sort out your head.

PostStag Parties by **mrspax** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:39 pm

Am in my early 30s. 3 or 4 a year for the last few years

The only thing to look forward to being in your early 30s for.

If you don't return home broken and have a nice Monday at work, you aren't doing it right.

As long as there is some stupid afternoon activity on the Saturday, heavy drinking throughout and some form of nice eating at breakfast and dinner, then all will be well.

Strippers at stags are over rated. Unless you are the Stag and your mates are paying.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Meep** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:46 pm

If you actually remember what happened you did it wrong.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **mrspax** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:48 pm

Meep wrote:If you actually remember what happened you did it wrong.

Boom

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Errkal** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:02 pm

Mine was just a big drunken mess. We met in the pub at 5:30 we left for home from the strip club (that my mate owns) for 5am.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Tomous** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:09 pm

[iup=3591543]Finiarél[/iup] wrote:Where are you going for it?

Had one a few months back in Newquay. It was boss. Take a pack of Berocca with you to sort out your head.

Madrid.

Love Newquay. Didn't go for a stag but had one of the best 4 days of my life when I was 21, sharing a caravan with 10 other lads there back in 2007.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Mafro** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:12 pm

Watch out boiz.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **mrspax** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:15 pm

Errkal wrote:Mine was just a big drunken mess. We met in the pub at 5:30 we left for home from the strip club (that my mate owns) for 5am.

You met up about 7 1/2 hours late dude!

PostRe: Stag Parties by **mrspax** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:18 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36JytcIvhX4&sns=em

PostRe: Stag Parties by **bigcheez2k3** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:20 pm

My cousins one last year was pretty fun, we adopted the night club weirdo as part of our group. You know the one, that guy who is always on his own in a club, being a little creepy around the girls. I'm not sure if he worked out we were clearly taking the piss or didn't care.

There were also some ladyboys that took a fancy to me, then my Uncle sold me to them. That was erm..awkward.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **PuppetBoy** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:20 pm

Last one I went on we did a weekend cruise to Bruges. It's a fairytale strawberry floating town, isn't it?

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Fatal Exception** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:08 pm

Never been invited to one. FML.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Buffalo** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:10 pm

I've dodged 2, because they sounded dull as strawberry float, and went to my first back in July or so. Was alright yeah, change of scenery and all that.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Preezy** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:18 pm

For my stag we went go-karting during the day then to London in the evening for a curry and drinks in bars.

Drinking began at my flat before the train to London, continued on the train and then I got absolutely annihilated during the curry, my mates ordered me a shot of a different spirit every 5 minutes, it was strawberry floating brutal. I was (apparently) shouting at all the other customers and trying to apologise for shouting at them :lol:

Had to be carried home at about 1am, I only have photographic and video evidence of everything after sitting down for the meal, it's just not in my memory banks.

My god, that hangover :dread:

edit: just to clarify, I am not a typical "lad" :shifty:

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Dowbocop** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:53 pm

I went to Warwick Castle and did medieval warfare stuff, sword fighting, archery, whatever running around with a pike is called. Put an arrow right into that little circle at the very middle of the bullseye (which doesn't actually get you any more points but makes you never want to pick up a bow again because it's all downhill from there).

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Rocsteady** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:10 pm

lads lads lads

Still a bit young for this gooseberry fool thankfully.

Website · PostRe: Stag Parties by **Tragic Magic** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:26 am

I had mine just over a week ago. All we did was go paintballing in the day and then I went out with close friends in the evening. They didn't do anything wacky to me. We just had drinks and enjoyed ourselves.

PostRe: Stag Parties by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:37 am

I've been on two, the first was a two day one in Bournemouth which was pretty tame (at the groom's request, I was the best man) and the other was strawberry floating carnage. We started drinking before lunch time and I think someone worked out that we'd all had upwards of 20 pints each before the night was out :dread:

The hangover, strawberry floating hell :dread:

The hen's dad was invited and had me and a couple of others in the car, one of whom spent the entire 2 hour return journey vomiting into a carrier bag in his lap :lol:

I spent the whole journey focusing on not filling his jaguar footwell with puke.

Don't know if I could hack one now.

Edit: on the first one we went for a curry on the first night and this one guy was endlessly and loudly moaning that the curry wasn't hot enough. "Oh I could take ten times hotter than this!". "Take this back and make it hotter". We went to a bar directly opposite after the meal and he dissapeared pretty quickly and wasn't seen again for the whole night. Turns out he walked to the bar, went to fart and completely shat himself :lol:

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