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That has to be the stupidest list I have ever seen. Is that meant to be serious?

I can't see any problems with some of those EU directives, the top 3 are all beneficial.

As for that Daily fail front page:

Unless you're thinking of running a victorian work house.

Rex Kramer wrote:Unless you're thinking of running a victorian work house.

I've just gained permission to open a workhouse making coats out of the skins of great crested newts. Bright light bulbs and powerful vacuum cleaners will ensure the povvos have no chance to shirk their work with bendy banana skin pranks.

The letter is now officially on its way. I hope this works out

Squinty wrote:The letter is now officially on its way. I hope this works out

Annoying thing is if it works out, the leave lot will even more twattish about it as I'm sure they will be very vocal in proclaiming we were right, and could lead to more right wing idiocy. If it fails, we are all strawberry floated and it will be remainers faults for bringing it down and the leave lot will be twattish about that too.

Squinty wrote:The letter is now officially on its way. I hope it gets lost in the post and we just call the whole thing off

FTFY

Hopefully the letter gets lost in the post.

Errkal wrote:

Squinty wrote:The letter is now officially on its way. I hope this works out

Annoying thing is if it works out, the leave lot will even more twattish about it as I'm sure they will be very vocal in proclaiming we were right, and could lead to more right wing idiocy. If it fails, we are all strawberry floated and it will be remainers faults for bringing it down and the leave lot will be twattish about that too.

After spending 40 years dividing the country, they will now want everyone to pull together in unity.

They can strawberry float off.

Errkal wrote:

Squinty wrote:The letter is now officially on its way. I hope this works out

Annoying thing is if it works out, the leave lot will even more twattish about it as I'm sure they will be very vocal in proclaiming we were right, and could lead to more right wing idiocy. If it fails, we are all strawberry floated and it will be remainers faults for bringing it down and the leave lot will be twattish about that too.

I shouldn't worry too much, by the time this is all sorted out and the UK is back on the up, the population of leave voters will have been whittled down quite significantly.

Qikz wrote:Hopefully the letter gets lost in the post.

Stop stealing my jokes.

Rex Kramer wrote:

Errkal wrote:

Squinty wrote:The letter is now officially on its way. I hope this works out

Annoying thing is if it works out, the leave lot will even more twattish about it as I'm sure they will be very vocal in proclaiming we were right, and could lead to more right wing idiocy. If it fails, we are all strawberry floated and it will be remainers faults for bringing it down and the leave lot will be twattish about that too.

I shouldn't worry too much, by the time this is all sorted out and the UK is back on the up, the population of leave voters will have been whittled down quite significantly.

Is that because we'll have more powerful vacuum cleaners sucking them up? Or choking on their over curved bananas?

Moggy wrote:

Qikz wrote:Hopefully the letter gets lost in the post.

Stop stealing my jokes.

Great minds!

Happy Brexit day everyone.

Glowy69 wrote:Happy Brexit day everyone.

How does it feel to be free?

Nobody has came at me with a straight banana, so I'm happy enough.

Hurrah!

I went to the shop this morning and couldn't see any bendy bananas (or great crested newts). Brexit is a lie, we are still being controlled.

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:Happy Brexit day everyone.

How does it feel to be free?

Same as yesterday tbh. There are a lot of Union jack flags on twitter today.

That's good for you but just imagine the level of fear currently running through the crested newt community.

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:Happy Brexit day everyone.

How does it feel to be free?

Same as yesterday tbh. There are a lot of Union jack flags on twitter today.

Based on the facebook thread and now this, your social media circle really are a bunch of twats.