The Facebook Thread

[Victor Mildew]

Yeah at the pound shop

[<]:^D]

Have you ever had your pin number rung up as the price you need to pay? It's happened to me twice. Confuses the gooseberry fool out of me. #gettingold

worst "im rich" post ever

[Return_of_the_STAR]

Have you ever had your pin number rung up as the price you need to pay? It's happened to me twice. Confuses the gooseberry fool out of me. #gettingold

worst "im rich" post ever

His PIN number might be 0001.

[<]:^D]

hah! povvo

[LewisD]

Wandsworth police put up a post about a lady they wanted to question about fraud etc

Then she responds to them in the comments

WANTED FOR FRAUD

Can you help us find Kellie?

40 year old Kellie Beasley is wanted for 9 different offences across the UK, including the theft of an 86 year old woman’s handbag.

Kellie pops up everywhere, from #London to #Bristol to #Grantham to #Staffordshire. She particularly likes to approach businesses claiming to be from their head office, allowing her to make off with their takings in cash.

We’d like to speak to Kellie about this matter, and when officers last spoke to her on the phone, she told them she was in Cardiff and would hand herself in. However our colleagues from South Wales Police Cardiff have not heard from her since, and we suspect she might have been lying to us…

Kellie is an accomplished fraudster with no intention of handing herself. We need your help in tracking her down so we can speak to her about these offences.

If you see Kellie or know where we can find her, please call 101 and quote reference number 01WW/638852.

Alternatively, you can call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 7626160825

[Squinty]

So strawberry floating stupid.

[Dual]

this is police work in 2018

[Alvin Flummux]

Almost makes you want to join the force.

[Victor Mildew]

Oh Christ release us from this pain oh sweet nuclear war

[<]:^D]

wow

[Moggy]

She sounds like a criminal mastermind. Only Batman could stop her.

[Preezy]

Oh Christ release us from this pain oh sweet nuclear war

[Mini E]

ffs. So much wrong with this.

[Moggy]

ffs. So much wrong with this.

I can see it.

Are you just pissed off because your eyes are crap compared to the rest of us? Poor blind Mini E.

[Frank]

I kind of wish that was one of those joke tests you see like that where the "something else" is just the word "TWAT" or "YOU LOOK A PRICK" or something.

[Earfolds]

I kind of wish that was one of those joke tests you see like that where the "something else" is just the word "TWAT" or "YOU LOOK A PRICK" or something.

[Mini E]

ffs. So much wrong with this.

I can see it.

Are you just pissed off because your eyes are crap compared to the rest of us? Poor blind Mini E.

Diagnosed in 2016 - X-linked choroideraemia. Losing peripheral then central vision. My night vision is terrible, have blind spots in both eyes and will be completely blind hopefully in my 60s, but potentially before. No treatment or cure. Hopefully some gene therapy in my lifetime to keep a fragment of vision. Do I win the thread?

Yep. I'm being that guy. You best feel bad.

[Moggy]

Yep. I'm being that guy. You best feel bad.

I’d type an apology but you probably wouldn’t be able to see it.

[Mini E]

Yep. I'm being that guy. You best feel bad.

I’d type an apology but you probably wouldn’t be able to see it.

Love this place.

[Moggy]

Yep. I'm being that guy. You best feel bad.

I’d type an apology but you probably wouldn’t be able to see it.

Love this place.

I hope you know I am messing around. I do actual feel bad for my joke, I just thought I would get out of it by carrying on joking.

Mini E