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by Pancake » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:14 am

David Attenborough rhymes one with gun, therefore rhyming it with gone is a travesty and anyone who does so is a philistine.

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by Moggy » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:46 am

Go away do not want this pain anymore hope the antibotics work. Bladder infection do one pretty please with a captial P.

I will however still be doing my clients hair extensions and nails so have no fear won't be letting you down.

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by Rocsteady » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:16 pm

I don't understand how you can rhyme one with gone.

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by Rocsteady » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:19 pm



This song shows the correct way to pronounce one and gun. With the added benefit of being an absolute tune.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:31 pm

I just tried to rhyme one with gun but I felt physically sick from the horror of attempting such an aberration.

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by That's not a growth » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:34 pm

Moggy wrote:
Go away do not want this pain anymore hope the antibotics work. Bladder infection do one pretty please with a captial P.

I will however still be doing my clients hair extensions and nails so have no fear won't be letting you down.


Thats the worst poem yet.

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by Dowbocop » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:02 pm

Rocsteady wrote:I don't understand how you can rhyme one with gone.

It's just a north-south thing, like grass and bath, but it is much more difficult for people to pronounce it the "other" way. I've got a really strong London accent, but because my dad is from Blackburn and helped with our maths/numeracy, my sisters and I all pronounce it to rhyme with gone. I can just about pronounce it to rhyme with wun, but I feel like I'm gurning when I do it :lol:

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by Lagamorph » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:35 pm

Who the strawberry float mispronounces One as "wun"? That's just outright wrong. It sounds like it should only ever be used if someone is going to say "WUN PAAAND!" when asked how much something costs.

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by Pancake » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:36 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I just tried to rhyme one with gun but I felt physically sick from the horror of attempting such an aberration.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You've made Sir David cry.

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by PatSharpsMullet » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:14 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Who the strawberry float mispronounces One as "wun"? That's just outright wrong. It sounds like it should only ever be used if someone is going to say "WUN PAAAND!" when asked how much something costs.

Anyone that can speak properly. http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunc ... nglish/one

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by Errkal » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:20 pm

PatSharpsMullet wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:Who the strawberry float mispronounces One as "wun"? That's just outright wrong. It sounds like it should only ever be used if someone is going to say "WUN PAAAND!" when asked how much something costs.

Anyone that can speak properly. http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunc ... nglish/one

Yah w-un is how you pronounce it, anything is wrong and you need to learn to talk.

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by <]:^D » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:58 pm

Rocsteady wrote:

With the added benefit of being an absolute tune.


can confirm, i got to the end and then realised i was meant to be checking the pronunciation :lol:

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by Mini E » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:46 am

My rant is prob a bit if a selfish rant but once a week we have a indian takeaway and go to shaad in stockbridge road well few weeks ago they said there be closed re open 24th august basically we go tonight 1st time since it closed and its a building site so no indian so think oh well we go to chinese then they closed but at least they have a notice in window where as shaad nothing so is this clised permanently anybody know ? Do we have to find another indian ?


The owner of the shaad was murdered in Bangladesh when he went home to visit his family over the summer im sure hes dreadfully sorry to inconvenience you there is another indian round the corner on andover road called the light of bengal they do home delivery om sure they would be happy to fill the void


Omg di that is awful nt a inconvenience was asking xc


I know hun bit crap he was a nice fella


Yeah guy that wore hat all the time xx


Thats the one


Omg totallt gutted he was a nice man and only person who can cook a indian way i like it lost for words now lovely family xx


This was in 2016 perhaps they havent done what they should have http://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/.../14335597.../

Winchester's most unhygienic food establishments told "must do better"


Have you not read above the poor guy was murderd and since 2016 his ratings did go up


I don't have the words for how I feel about this :fp: :fp:

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.
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PostRe: The Facebook Thread
by Ad7 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:37 am

I'm sure she'll find somewhere else to get chicken Korma and plain rice.

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by Benzin » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:28 am

Chips surely?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread
by Ad7 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:32 am

Don't you be knocking chips with curry. Half chips, half rice :datass:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread
by Preezy » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:07 pm

RIP the guy that wore the hat all the time x :(

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:40 pm

Preezy wrote:RIP the guy that wore the hat all the time x :(

It's RIP In Peace you inconsiderate bastard. Why do you want him to RIP In Pain And Misery?

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by Pell » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:05 pm



RIP In Peace is spreading...

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by Mini E » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:00 am

So - other than the tragic murder of our local Bangladeshi restaurant owner (at least his ratings went up tho hun), the most recent news in Winchester is #Dansstory

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A really sweet tale of Dan, just a guy trying to show his ex-girlfriend how much he loves her and try to win her back with a public and romantic gesture. That's just lovely. I'll just scroll down through the comments...


His EX gf is my cousin. He cheated on his girlfriend 4 times and this is his way of trying to show he was sorry. He also stole £600 from
Her and slept with countless prostitutes in Winchester. He also went on countless coke binges and came home drink trying to force himself on his sister. Dan is not so cute.


yea dan used to bring them
home often. A lot of them smelt of urine and wet ham,and always tried to smoke drugs in our kitchen was a really grim time for us


Sigh.

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.

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