The Facebook Thread

[more heat than light]

Why would you complain if you woke up with pussy on your face?

I'm so sorry.

[Mini E]

Makes u fink

[Victor Mildew]

Wow maed me fink x

[<]:^D]

wow-ee

[Winckle]

Makes u fink

Typed into twitter's new post, then screenshotted, then jpg compressed to within an inch of its life.

[Squinty]

WAHHHHHHH I can't have sex for another 16 years at least.

And then you forget because all you care about is Lego.

I like this theory.

[Moggy]

Squinty waited until he was of legal age? SQUARE!

[Rocsteady]

Makes u fink

Banter King


Being back on Tinder and able to see randoms Instagram feeds brings up so much stupid pish like this. Automatic no regardless of how fit they are

[Moggy]

The giant grasshopper that was shot near Miles City, Montana, in 1937.

[KK]

[Moggy]

Goin on up to the spirt in the sky... Some songs just remind u what u never asked xx

Yea enit mate no the feeling what a tune tho rip nan miss u every day the advise u gave was second to none

[more heat than light]

Obviously the advice wasn't to stay in school.

[Banjo]

A friend of mine in school wrote comments like that. It puzzled me because she was often near the top of the class in marks across most subjects and spoke eloquently, but when typing it suddenly turned into that illegible mess.

[Moggy]

Can’t believe my sons C of E school have arranged a trip to a Bristol mosque where they cover up there skin and prey to Macca WTF

[Alvin Flummux]

Now that is a man worth worshipping god damn.

[Squinty]

Macca

[Preezy]

Always face Macca (or Ringo if you don't have a compass) when you pray.

[Victor Mildew]

Live and let Jihad

[OrangeRKN]

[Moggy]