The Facebook Thread

[Finish.Last]

It's right though, to all intensive purposes.

[Mini E]

Having a standard Facebook stalk flick-through someone's profile photos as they went through a weight-loss transformation. Two comments by the same lady on a profile picture (no context, no replies):

John Barbara At D***** B***** I left bent fred January I done 13days on trott 13.5 hours and don't forget travelling so strawberry floating knackered 13th day asked can I can home early and gsm the jihad Hassan said John John John no cover but think of.it an extra tenner guest what he let he's cousin go.early i asked early at 9am 13th day just lost it so strawberry floated up bet wtf wtf had to count 10g and look for money smashes shop up for taking the piss hated the job and area managers are banana splits sitting at home getting the bonus we are the legends that earn that bold strawberry float money

John Barbara Also D**** B***** I worked at William hill for 3 months loved it 6hours a day free travel card guest what bent Fred strawberry floated me over and also area manager who is a 2 faced slag keeps ripping me left company gave 10 years off my life

I genuinely want some back story to this.

[Somebody Else's Problem]

I think she means BetFred, but she's strawberry floating thick.

[more heat than light]

Did they follow it up with their Will Hill affiliate link? Because that's an opportunity missed if not.

[Moggy]

[Oblomov Boblomov]

"Bent Fred strawberry floated me over"

[Moggy]

Is thinking what posses ppl 2 want 2 make money from someone who hasnt even been dead 24h yet selling site r full of eric bristow stuff and ppl wanting hundreds of £££s 4 things i was lucky enough 2 meet Eric and Bobby George on a darts night had things singed by Eric and Bobby with and without my name on them but i wouldnt go and sell them its really quite sad x

[Preezy]

Aaaah bristow

[Squinty]

Who?

[Preezy]

Eric Bristow, darts player and gravy magnate.

[Moggy]

My uncle posted one of those stupid videos that congratulates people born before the 1970s for surviving without the crazy PC modern day health and safety gone made culture.

I just replied with:

You are right, I’d love to go back to the days where 21 kids out of every 1000 died instead of only 3 out of every 1000.

I’m looking forward to not getting a Christmas present this year.

[Squinty]

Eric Bristow, darts player and gravy magnate.

You have my attention

[Mini E]

[Moggy]

£65million A DAY!!!!!!

[Errkal]

strawberry floating EU!!

[Somebody Else's Problem]

I didn't realise kids paid tax.

[Moggy]

It would be £434million a day but PC gone mad means we don’t count the illegals.

[Yoshimi]

If only there was a way to "search the internet" and find out the amount of tax collected by the UK government, and how it is spent.

[Jezo]

Damn those technological advancements, preventing us from having better public transport and better facilities in hospitals!

[Mini E]

The number of people posting public photos of their young children. I don't even...