The Facebook Thread

[Moggy]

Oh my strawberry floating god how are these people still alive?

Not just those people, if the sun was as big as the “scientists” say then how are we all still alive?

[Mini E]

Please look before gassing up there putting infected HIV needles In the gas stations plz warn every friend of yours and family members. Guys plz share share share

Omg what the hell they going to do next sick mf

False

So here’s how the world works if someone has put it on the internet then some dumbass is going to do it eventually. The pic you showed says it was a hoax on the web in 2000 it’s 2018 now that’s 18 years so in all that time you think it hasn’t been done ur an amazingly naïve or stupid person. Just saying

Thank you ill tell angelica and everyone i can

Be Safe Everyone! This people are
Evil! We just To need to Pray for them!

Wtf bae smh

oh dear has it really come to this how pathetic gas Station attendants need to proceed with a daily safety check.

What drama queens society has become harden the strawberry float up please

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[more heat than light]

Looking for help! ! !

My next door neighbour had a drown for Christmas to play with his grandson. He was down the recki over the Christmas holidays and new year with it but then they couldn't control it and lost it as at flew
away.

I do remember seeing a post saying that some one had found a red drown in the back garden but I can't find the post.

A bit of a long shot I know but I would really like to help him. He is eladly and doesn't have Facebook so when he told me I said I would post it on here for him. Fingers crossed. Thanks

Genuinely took me five minutes to work out what they were looking for.

[<]:^D]

wow

[Preezy]

an eladly drown, of course!

[<]:^D]

i do quite like drown music as it happens

[Victor Mildew]

It'll be in the river, idiots.

[Moggy]

He drowned his grandson and is looking for a new one on Facebook?

[Rocsteady]

Idgi

[Moggy]

Idgi

I am looking for help!

My next door neighbour bought a drone for Christmas so that he and his grandson could spend some time together flying it. He was down the recki (no idea) over the Christmas and New Year period with the drone but they couldn't control it and lost it as it flew away.

I do remember seeing a post on Facebook that said somebody had found a red coloured drone in their back garden but I have been unable to find the Facebook post.

It’s a bit of a long shot I know but I would really like to help him. He is elderly and doesn't use Facebook, so when he told me about the missing drone, I said I would post on Facebook for him to see if anybody had seen a missing drone. Fingers crossed. Thanks

[Errkal]

recki = recreation ground.

[Rocsteady]

Idgi

I am looking for help!

My next door neighbour bought a drone for Christmas so that he and his grandson could spend some time together flying it. He was down the recki (no idea) over the Christmas and New Year period with the drone but they couldn't control it and lost it as it flew away.

I do remember seeing a post on Facebook that said somebody had found a red coloured drone in their back garden but I have been unable to find the Facebook post.

It’s a bit of a long shot I know but I would really like to help him. He is elderly and doesn't use Facebook, so when he told me about the missing drone, I said I would post on Facebook for him to see if anybody had seen a missing drone. Fingers crossed. Thanks

Ah, a drone. Christ.

[Moggy]

recki = recreation ground.

I for one am stunned that Errkal can understand undecipherable gibberish.

[Errkal]

recki = recreation ground.

I for one am stunned that Errkal can understand undecipherable gibberish.

Mate you dont word this gooseberry fool without picking up a thing or two.

[Mini E]

Right..... Haters gonna hate.... This is my response to a post about Francis e Hughes..... I am brutal and honest and cool with my actions..... Ready......?!? strawberry float it....... Really......... I do not feckin care now..... AND GUESS WHAT.... AIN'T DRUNK EITHER JUST MASSIVELY OVERTIRED.....

I'M AN OSBORNE........ GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Grab a cuppa cos it's long..... Sorry auntie Ruth Osborne but I fink ya know I don't do going quietly.....
Right girlie's..... Let me tell you a little bit about Francis E strawberry floatin Hughes.....
You may have seen my opinions on here before and if you have you will know that I tell it how it is... Ready?!?
This man is a total dick and so full of gooseberry fool and he loves to wind up people by trying to make out he IS the moral high ground.....
THIS MAN IS A TWO FACED PIECE OF gooseberry fool THAT HAS IN FACT STITCHED AND GRASSED UP HIS OWN FAMILY..... and was "sorry" when caught out..... Awwww that makes it alright then dunnit. Makes it fine that he grasses up or.... Shall I say.... "Chats gooseberry fool" about something he knows nothing about.... And then fabricates the rest. For example.... A woman I know who has a restraining order on her ex husband and actually left where she lived to get away from the violence and long tory short.... Ended up in temporary accommodation.... In winch.... And is being EVICTED TOMORROW AT 11AM FOR DEFENDING HER strawberry floatin FAMILY AND HERSELF FROM A RAPIST ENTERING HER BATHROOM.... (COMMUNAL) AND SHE IS TOTALLY strawberry floatin COOL WITH THAT.... can't wait for the caps lock police here... IN FACT THIS WOMAN HOT GLUE GUNNED THE WOMAN BEATING RAPIST BASTARD OUT OF HER BATHROOM..... #TRUESTORY
ANYHOO..... breathe.... I digressed.... This guy does the absolute bare minimum in life and is a total aclhy who can't just have one drink.... But drink to oblivion.... Embarrassingly so..... And has the poorest of personal hygiene and brings up his brothers son and shags the mother occasionally.... Well tbf.... Totally fair.... She puts out to him because he bungs her and his brothers kid at least £200 quid a month plus pizzas/roasts gas and lecce.... Etcetera etcetera.... But other brother only had one ball so ya can't blame the girl for going with the other brother that has two now can ya..... I can't actually wait to see how many people see this comment and I hope you share the absolute feck out of it. I'm allowed to say this stuff because it's true.... Because UNFORTUNATELY.... Francis E Twat head feckin Hughes is like this because his army biological father was a nasty vile woman beater that actually got off on beating women and CHILDREN..... I know this because I grew up with Francis E dickhead chatting strawberry floating gooseberry fool stitching grassing....... Wait for it banana split.... HE IS MY BROTHER.... WELL HALF BROTHER WHO IS DEAD TO ME BECAUSE OF HIS ACTIONS...... NOW.... I have to go as I am... A, up at 4am....BECAUSE I AM STILL PACKING BECAUSE I AM IN FACT BEING EVICTED IN 7 HOURS TIME..... I AM COOL WITH BEING HOMELESS..... WITH MY 4 GIRLS AND ELDEST CHILDS BOYF..... SO FANKS WINCHESTER CITY COUNCIL FOR FAILING YET ANOTHER FAMILY...... YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES... BECAUSE I CANNOT BE REHOUSED BECAUSE I HAVE INTENTIALLY MADE MYSELF HOMELESS.... BY HOT GLUE GUNNING A RAPIST OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE.... ANY ONE GOT A LARGE TENT I CAN BORROW....???? AND PS WCC..... IT WEREN'T MY INTENTION TO MAKE ME AND MY FAMILY HOMELESSNESS BY HOT GLUEING THE FECKIN DOOR TO KEEP THE BASTARD OUT...... ANYHOO.... I could do with some help loading me car..... Anyone available?
Number******.... THE *************W
OOPS I MEAN *****.... been here too long so it is Menthill at *****...... Anyone got a man and a van free?!? Come on share it..... You know you wanna...... I'm going but it ain't t gonna be quietly.....


Mr Hughes had ill advisedly posted a public message dismissing “Full time Mum” as a job role - albeit rather provocatively and unpleasantly.

[Dowbocop]

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The address probably isn't cool...

[Moggy]

[shadow202]

Mini Email, wtf was that? I need to lie down after reading all that bollocks.

[Victor Mildew]

I thought it was a bot post

[Mini E]

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The address probably isn't cool...

Hadn’t been able to read that far so hadn’t noticed that! We need an Errkal translation